Ye Olde Taverne

Ye Olde Taverne
14:15:01 Oct 14th 08 - Mr. Homanil III: Knocks out Septim with a mighty blow to the head with a massive frying pan. (Smiles) My way of returning a greeting.
14:18:20 Oct 14th 08 - Prince Tiber Septim IV: Septim gets up rubbing his cheek and suddenly sucker slaps Homanil in the face with a massive trout. "My way of returning a semi-violent return of a greeting!" Septim laughs.
14:19:45 Oct 14th 08 - Mr. Samual: Samual drinks his wisky while this is hapening Samual finishes it and orders a beer
14:26:44 Oct 14th 08 - Prince Tiber Septim IV: *Septim pours Samual a beer.
16:22:42 Oct 14th 08 - Mr. Homanil III: Staggers up dizzy eyed takes a swig of the beer and says 'Cheers' before slapping Septim again and collapsing.
17:34:56 Oct 14th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus: "Septim! Give me the bartender's choice!" [[Order: Bartender's Choice]]
19:47:32 Oct 14th 08 - Prince Tiber Septim IV: "Bad idea..." muttered Septim as he handed Charley a waiver, then handed the form to Arvious to sign as a witness, and after that he double checked... "Ready?" Septim poured something worse than a Drunk's Demise and a thousand Septim Shots put together...a glass of milk...
19:49:37 Oct 14th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus: Charley looked at the glass of white liquid and lifted it up in his hand. He then put the glass to his lips and poured it down his throat. Nothing happened for a long time it seemed. Then Charley spoke. "I need cookies"
23:16:19 Oct 14th 08 - Prince Tiber Septim IV: "Well, I have animal crackers from my days as an exotic eats salesman, but not the type you're used to..."
23:27:45 Oct 14th 08 - Mr. Sloop: "Hey!Give me a chocolate milk!I NEED Chocolate!And can I have some Oreo's???" Passes out from eating too much chocolate earlier and falls face first into the wall
23:30:27 Oct 14th 08 - Prince Tiber Septim IV: "..." *Septim pours Sloop a chocolate milk after having him sign a waiver. "And I only have animal crackers!!!"
23:47:22 Oct 14th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus: "What are the animal crackers made of?"
00:11:52 Oct 15th 08 - Prince Tiber Septim IV: "Zebra flesh!" says Septim with a smile.
02:48:23 Oct 15th 08 - Mr. Homanil III: Shall i throw up for you?
03:05:02 Oct 15th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus: "Sure! I always enjoyed the exotic eats food. Now I just need more milk." [[Order: Milk and crackers]]
04:32:07 Oct 15th 08 - Prince Tiber Septim IV: *Septim hands Charley some old zebra crackers and another glass of milk (after a waiver), he then looks at Homanil. "My food is good..."
04:36:14 Oct 15th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus: Charley looked at the zebra crackers with some hesitation. "Wait a minute...just how old are these crackers?"
09:20:06 Oct 15th 08 - Mr. Samual: Samual finishes the beer Samual orders vodka and milk with old cracker toppings
10:50:05 Oct 15th 08 - Mr. Homanil III: (Thoughtfully) Show me what you got.
14:21:07 Oct 15th 08 - Mr. Samual: Samual waits for his drink to come
14:23:53 Oct 15th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus: "Give him a break Samual. The man sleeps too you know?"
17:10:23 Oct 15th 08 - Prince Tiber Septim IV: *Septim wakes up and fills out everybody's orders... "The crackers are...a couple years older than ZeTa...why?"
18:08:22 Oct 15th 08 - Mr. Arvious VII: *Arvious walks out of the room SLEEPING and goes back to slapping Charley with a pogo stick. "Septim, I'll have the finest drink you possibly have..." [[Order: Heaven in a glass. :-P]]
18:12:06 Oct 15th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus: Charley pushes the crackers away "Maybe I will just be in the mood for the bartender's choice of the day." Is slapped with a pagan weapon. Grabs it and shoves it up Arvious' rectum. "Take your evil weapons elsewhere!"
18:16:06 Oct 15th 08 - Mr. Arvious VII: "...Charley, what the mother f-" Arvious is cut off by having the pogo stick stuck inside of him. "Yaufg moetgeher fulikcin blitech!" Arvious pulls the stick out of him.
09:28:34 Oct 16th 08 - Mr. Samual: Samual drinks his drink and looks around "anyone for a game of cribage"
01:02:35 Oct 17th 08 - Prince Tiber Septim IV: Upon hearing the word "cribage", Septim makes up a note. I am leaving from now until Sunday, see you then...Charley can be my replacement as usual...*
01:27:43 Oct 17th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus: "I will do my best in my inactivity." Throws Septim out the window and stands behind the bar
11:58:37 Oct 17th 08 - Mr. Samual: "NOOOOOO!!!!, first charley and now you. This is a discrase" Samual sulks on his bar stool and orders the best you have
13:30:19 Oct 17th 08 - Sir Cyprian The Doom Slayer: CYPRIAN GETS OFF HIS STOOL AND SLAPS SAMUALS DRUNK FACE Seats down and orders a beer with a smile ^.^
14:21:14 Oct 17th 08 - Mr. Samual: "CHARLEY!!!!, why arnt u ever here when u r needed" Samual gets off his chair and slams crypians head against the bar
21:37:40 Oct 17th 08 - Prince Tiber Septim IV: Septim pokes his head through the window and breaks the third wall. "Why are you typing in italics?" Septim disappears.
21:48:27 Oct 17th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus: Serves the drinks and proceeds to slap Cyprian. "Stop yelling your actions and fight like men." Slaps Cyprian and Samual with a random homeless man who is was in the corner.
21:58:36 Oct 17th 08 - Mr. Samual: "SEPTIM" Samual runs over to the window Samual shouts back to charley "Why fight like mwn you allways stop us!!!!!"
22:10:57 Oct 17th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus: "I don't stop the fun fights. I only told Cyprian to stop shouting his actions. Then I hit you both because it was funny." ^_^
22:59:53 Oct 17th 08 - Mr. Samual: Samual walks back to the bar Samual orders a bottle of vodka
23:05:33 Oct 17th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus: Hands Samual a bottle of vodka "Enjoy"
23:11:42 Oct 17th 08 - Mr. Samual: Samual takes it and drink it all in one "The....sa..me........plea..se"
23:17:37 Oct 17th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus: Hits Samual over the head with a frying pan "That is for sp@mming my RP thread! No one does that and gets away with it!" Gives Samual his drink
23:24:02 Oct 17th 08 - Mr. Samual: Samual drinks his drink Samual get his sheild and swings it over charleys head "NO....O.NE.........HITS ME......AND..GETS......AWAY.............WITH..IT"
23:31:50 Oct 17th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus: Charley ducks the shield and draws his sword, Purilas, and slashes at Samual's throat. "No one sp@ms my RPs! I will have your head for this!" Throws a bottle of Vodka at Samual's head.
23:34:06 Oct 17th 08 - Mr. Samual: "I HIT U BEFORE U DUCKED!!" Samual draws his dragon blade with emeralde studes "TAKE ME DOWN AND UR GOIN DOWN WITH ME"
00:15:40 Oct 18th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus: [[OOC: You cannot hit someone without giving them a chance to dodge. No godmodding.]] Charley sat down on his stood and sighed. "You killed it Samual...this fight ended horribly..."
00:57:23 Oct 18th 08 - Mr. Samual: "ahh well, it was good while it lasted"
02:01:15 Oct 19th 08 - Mr. Arvious VII: *Arvious jumps in and does triple backflip into the bar, accidently landing on a random patron, and steps back up. "One bottle of rum." [[Order: Rum.]]
02:41:08 Oct 19th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus: Gives Arvious his drink and a class in English for Cyprian.
03:06:18 Oct 19th 08 - Sir Cyprian The Doom Slayer: Thanks charley for a waste of time Then Orders a Vodka with Ice Cream =P
03:50:25 Oct 19th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus: Realizes that Cyprian is right, he can't read or write already so it would be a waste of time. Serves him his vodka with ice cream
05:05:53 Oct 19th 08 - Mr. Homanil III: Gimme something to eat.
05:50:32 Oct 19th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus: "Sorry Homanil...but food isn't served here. Septim's Exotic Eats was like...the food branch, but it has closed the last time I looked."
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