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Lets see who will be able to make the most off topic post in this thread.

The topic is: Off topic competition

I like pie.

Sally, that is disgusting.

Jack and jill went up the hill,
to smoke some marajuana,
jack got high,
pulled down his fly,
and asked jill if she wanna.
jill said yes,
pulled up her dress,
and had a little fun,
but stupid jill,
forgot the pill,
and now they have a son

spatula!

an awful lot of my posts are off topic so since this thread's topic is to be off topic I suppose posting about being off topic is on topic and then should be considered being off.

Wait... So if the topic is being off topic, and we are all trying to be off topic, that means that we are actually being on topic, so the only way to be off topic is to be on topic...

I am now talking about being off topic.

You get a pwetty pony for your birthday from Charley

Is it live ?

... I was sorta hoping bt's but.. okies..  YeeHeyy Pony ! BRING IT!)

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i've just had a poo :)

well i was thinking about maybe...

sexy semi-bitches trying to slapz a young person who would like cookiez because he doesnt like semi-bitches and like to be an stalker of his sex opposive and he also like cookiez?

Hey pimpz im offtopic w0rd!

Ebonics translator for the win.

It isn't a unicorn...it is a hubicorn

yikes.  is a Hubicorn two unicorns humping one another?  while one kid watches?

No words can describe a hubicorn.  The only phrase of one speaking has been:  "My horn can pierce the sky!"

Indeed

Hopes Sir Pools Closed is a girl so saying I luv yous for this isnt gay

Nope didnt ask for that one. LOL

O.o

nice one

Lyrics to The Philosopher's Drinking Song :

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. ..

David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And René Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

An automobile hunter I see

is god real?

which god?

Actualy, I'm not quite done yet, I can't remember how to put movies in or pics or anything of that sort, little help?
Where did the hot buttons(url, insert image, ect...) go, and when did they you press enter once it moves two lines get removed.