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Russian Humour
15:15:13 Jan 25th 08 - Lord Ragnarr:

These are some quite amuzing pics I found in a famous russian humour site.




[ That means "Cat Messiaha in its early years ]



[ Instructions for breast-feeding. 'Yes" on the left and "No" on the right. ]






[ The russian winter is mercyless ]










[ Who walks how? Left - Pirate, Middle - Ninja, Right - Zombie ]




I guess some of you understoof that apart from being funny, they're disturbing...


15:22:31 Jan 25th 08 - Sir Spoon:

And photoshopped =P


15:32:48 Jan 25th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

A lot of car crashes...


16:09:53 Jan 25th 08 - Lord of The Dawn:

huh? What's disturbing?

If you want some really good humor... KVN is the best.
KVN (Russian: КВН, an abbreviation of Russian: Клуб Весёлых и Находчивых, Klub Vesyolykh i Nakhodchivykh", "Club of the Merry and Inventive" people) is a Russian humor TV show where teams (usually teams of students) compete by giving funny answers to questions, improvisations, prepared sketches. The program has been aired by Channel One since November 8th 1961. Eleven years later, in 1972, when a few programs were being broadcast live, Soviet censors found the students' impromptu jokes offensively anti-Soviet and banned the KVN for fourteen years. The show was revived during the Perestroika era, in 1986, with Alexander Maslyakov as its host. It is one of the longest-running programs on Russian TV. It also has its own holiday on November 8th, the birthday of the game, which KVN players celebrate every year since it was announced and widely celebrated for the first time i*beep*r>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KVN

Chuck Norris

0.05 - a local production studios decided to continue the chuck norris saga in the town... chuck norris came to save all..
0.25 (bandit) - hey you dumbass!
0.30 (chuck) - he's talking to someone of us..
0.38 (chuck) - I'll take care of that.
0.42 (chuck) - What did you say, you dirty hygenicophyle!! (hey it's not easy to translate!)
0.50 (bandit) - You'll die right now!
0.58 (bandit) - um.. then... you died now!
1.00 (bandit) - ai ai ai... he caught me!
1.30 (chuck) - now those bandits know where they belong.
1.40 (chuck) - the city is now clean, have fun.


16:10:32 Jan 25th 08 - Lord of The Dawn:


0;26 - Perfect world - by Normal People
scene 1 - RUSSIAN watermelon market. Explanation: In russia 99.9% of watermelons are imported from other countries but are called 'russian'... They then dance 'old russian dances'...
scene 2,3 - pretty obvious :P
scene 4- if you've ever been drunk... you'll understand.
scene 5 - policeman stops illegal immigrant. then gives the guy the stamp that makes him "legal"... you get the point :)
scene 6- beer in the morning, nice huh?
scene 7- sign reads "other sock"
scene 8- um... teacher... :P
scene 9 - guess
scene 10 - signs have girl's names + number
scene 11 - sign reads "We are all FINE!"
scene 12 - obvious
end: Russia 2, England 1. Impossible is possible.
Russia 7, Israel 0


22:33:02 Jan 25th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

They were kinda dumb.


16:48:30 Jan 26th 08 - Sir Iwasfrozen VI:

I was expecting Russian Humour to be like pics of naked woman.

To be honest i'm a little dissapointed. :(


16:49:49 Jan 26th 08 - Lord of The Dawn:

@Might - um, that's likely because you didn't understand anything in life...
@Iwasfrozen - ain't you too young for pr0n? and a harem is way better!


20:48:09 Jan 26th 08 - Mr. Blah Blah The Brutal:

Russians have a strange sense of humor 0.o


23:35:17 Jan 27th 08 - Sir Iwasfrozen VI:

yes, they do o.O


15:15:00 Jan 28th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae:

I donīt think Russians should drive cars at all!


16:01:03 Jan 28th 08 - Mr. Messiah:

[ Instructions for breast-feeding. 'Yes" on the left and "No" on the right. ]

Why not?


13:52:33 Jan 29th 08 - Mr. Ghouma:

)) = russian smiley.


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