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Septims Not Here Thread
11:21:09 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

This is a thread where we can talk in peace about without septi*beep*e of his clones interupting us... On this thread we can talk about important matters that mean alot and are very important to the world we live in.

If (as he most undoubtably will...) Septim Interupts us or trys to but himself into the conversation we imagine that the wind is blowing and we can here a faint whistling...

Before you can talk on this thread you must make an oath never to spam on this thread.

 

Defensives oath: I hearby swear never to spam or talk about junk on this thread.

First totally random topic of conversation is the woman who won 35 millon pounds on the lottery. If you won that much what would you do with it?


12:51:23 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

oath:i will never spam on this thread

i would buy a jaguar xj they used to be the fastest cars in the world(if i was old enough to drive!)


15:36:57 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Minion:

oath: I hearby swear never to spam or talk about junk on this thread.

First totally random topic of conversation is the woman who won 35 millon pounds on the lottery. If you won that much what would you do with it?

She looks high, but I swear this is just CAT grass.

Id find the owner of this cat and buy it.


15:39:05 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

i would bribe the admin to start the next era faster


16:28:43 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontainius:

good luck trieng to keep septim offa this thread


16:32:40 Aug 17th 07 - Sir Echion:

I would buy a giraffe and organise giraffe fights.


16:42:24 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

maybe septim got banned for spamming i havent seen him spam all day


16:55:03 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Justanius Fontainius:

hmm me too but nothing stops him


16:56:16 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

what does he just make another account?


17:39:07 Aug 17th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim walks through the door

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's SEPTIM!!"

*Septim looks around

"I hereby swear to spam the hell outta this thread because of that other VUPAS thread!"


17:39:54 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

pfff well its about time


17:43:02 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Thousand of storm troopers parade in and shot anyone involed in the operation ALPHAMOOSE.*

Storm trooper #1: "I love sundays...."
Storm trooper #2: "hey did you hear about that restuarant ummm .....Septim's exotic eats?"
Sorm trooper#3: "Yay my pork ratio is actually toast!"

*The troopers leave, after they realised it's still friday.*

"What oath?"


17:45:16 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

hey im not shot yeeehh


17:47:49 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Storm Troopers return, just to shot Dragonboy.*

Storm Trooper#2: "Wops forgot someone."
Storm Trooper#3:"Was this one guy really worth the effort I mean look at him."
Storm Trooper#1:"Ahh my glasses."

*Storm Trooper's #1 glasses break.*


17:50:38 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

i beg your pardon im still alive yknow your blasters suck


17:51:40 Aug 17th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim clones pull out spam launchers and start launching 6000 mph spam cans at him


17:52:43 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

eats the spam cans


17:53:46 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

*burp* oh sorry


17:54:08 Aug 17th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Dragonboy's throat explodes along with his entire head and upper neck...


17:57:58 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

*head grows back* "oh good thing related to the hydra now whos going to that ye old tavern for a pint?


17:59:09 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Napoleon Bonae Aparte Bursts down the door and kill everyone.*

Napoleon: "Bonjour, tu es plus mort muwhahahaha"


17:59:31 Aug 17th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim shoots a spam can at Dragonboy and his head explodes, Septim quickly runs up and burns the stumpy neck, making it impossible for a head to regrow...


18:00:53 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Napoleon then kills defensive and dragonboy again.*


18:02:54 Aug 17th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"So much for a Septim-free thread, right Defensive?"

*Septim shoots a SPAM can at Defensive's head

"If you would've PMed me before and asked me to not post here I might've! But you had to go assuming that I wouldn't!"


18:04:47 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

the body fades away.......then a blue dragon appearsyeah i know i can bring my self back   now who done it who killed me?


18:05:09 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Or did you think him banned?"


18:05:45 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

by  the way i love spam


18:06:01 Aug 17th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

"I did!"

*Septim shoots Defensive with his SPAM cannon


18:08:35 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

before you shoot me again i hate anti spammers *treads on defensive*


18:09:08 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Lock and load Napoleon.2

*Napoleon Charges Dragonboy with a muskeet of ultimate Spam.*

Napoleon: "FOR SHORT MEN"


18:10:39 Aug 17th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*Septim puts on a dark hooded robe and  looks at Dragonboy

"Join the SPAM side and you will get power, UNLIMITED POWER!"


18:13:29 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

i am kinda short i also like dwarves so i aint got nothing against short men


18:14:11 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

yeah   sure ill join the spam side


18:14:22 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Storm Troopers burst through a mouse hole in the wall and assitist Napoleon and shoot Dragonboy for inactivity.*


18:16:52 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

"as long as i stop gettin shot by stormtroopers" *flies out the way of the blaster shots*"i will join the spam side!"


18:18:29 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*The Storm Troopers and Napoleon turn upon Defensive instantly.*


18:19:55 Aug 17th 07 - Sir Gaius Septim:

*The Septim clones turn to Defensive instantly


18:20:34 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

illl kill you defensive!!!!1


23:24:00 Aug 17th 07 - Mr. Ral:

*Ral enters the room...looks at septim... then leaves..


17:34:16 Aug 18th 07 - Mr. Defensive:

"omg the wind is very very loud today. isnt it all you anti septims?"


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