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Septims Not Here Thread | ||||
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This is a thread where we can talk in peace about without septi*beep*e of his clones interupting us... On this thread we can talk about important matters that mean alot and are very important to the world we live in. If (as he most undoubtably will...) Septim Interupts us or trys to but himself into the conversation we imagine that the wind is blowing and we can here a faint whistling... Before you can talk on this thread you must make an oath never to spam on this thread.
Defensives oath: I hearby swear never to spam or talk about junk on this thread. First totally random topic of conversation is the woman who won 35 millon pounds on the lottery. If you won that much what would you do with it? | ||||
oath:i will never spam on this thread i would buy a jaguar xj they used to be the fastest cars in the world(if i was old enough to drive!) | ||||
oath: I hearby swear never to spam or talk about junk on this thread. First totally random topic of conversation is the woman who won 35 millon pounds on the lottery. If you won that much what would you do with it? Id find the owner of this cat and buy it. | ||||
i would bribe the admin to start the next era faster | ||||
good luck trieng to keep septim offa this thread | ||||
I would buy a giraffe and organise giraffe fights. | ||||
maybe septim got banned for spamming i havent seen him spam all day | ||||
hmm me too but nothing stops him | ||||
what does he just make another account? | ||||
*Septim walks through the door "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's SEPTIM!!" *Septim looks around "I hereby swear to spam the hell outta this thread because of that other VUPAS thread!" | ||||
pfff well its about time | ||||
*Thousand of storm troopers parade in and shot anyone involed in the operation ALPHAMOOSE.* Storm trooper #1: "I love sundays...." *The troopers leave, after they realised it's still friday.* "What oath?" | ||||
hey im not shot yeeehh | ||||
*Storm Troopers return, just to shot Dragonboy.* Storm Trooper#2: "Wops forgot someone." *Storm Trooper's #1 glasses break.* | ||||
*Septim clones pull out spam launchers and start launching 6000 mph spam cans at him | ||||
eats the spam cans | ||||
*Dragonboy's throat explodes along with his entire head and upper neck... | ||||
*head grows back* "oh good thing related to the hydra now whos going to that ye old tavern for a pint? | ||||
*Napoleon Bonae Aparte Bursts down the door and kill everyone.* Napoleon: "Bonjour, tu es plus mort muwhahahaha" | ||||
*Septim shoots a spam can at Dragonboy and his head explodes, Septim quickly runs up and burns the stumpy neck, making it impossible for a head to regrow... | ||||
*Napoleon then kills defensive and dragonboy again.* | ||||
"So much for a Septim-free thread, right Defensive?" *Septim shoots a SPAM can at Defensive's head "If you would've PMed me before and asked me to not post here I might've! But you had to go assuming that I wouldn't!" | ||||
the body fades away.......then a blue dragon appearsyeah i know i can bring my self back now who done it who killed me? | ||||
"Or did you think him banned?" | ||||
by the way i love spam | ||||
"I did!" *Septim shoots Defensive with his SPAM cannon | ||||
before you shoot me again i hate anti spammers *treads on defensive* | ||||
"Lock and load Napoleon.2 *Napoleon Charges Dragonboy with a muskeet of ultimate Spam.* Napoleon: "FOR SHORT MEN" | ||||
*Septim puts on a dark hooded robe and looks at Dragonboy "Join the SPAM side and you will get power, UNLIMITED POWER!" | ||||
yeah sure ill join the spam side | ||||
*Storm Troopers burst through a mouse hole in the wall and assitist Napoleon and shoot Dragonboy for inactivity.* | ||||
"as long as i stop gettin shot by stormtroopers" *flies out the way of the blaster shots*"i will join the spam side!" | ||||
*The Storm Troopers and Napoleon turn upon Defensive instantly.* | ||||
*The Septim clones turn to Defensive instantly | ||||
*Ral enters the room...looks at septim... then leaves.. | ||||
"omg the wind is very very loud today. isnt it all you anti septims?" | ||||
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