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The Most Perfect City!
04:55:57 May 8th 07 - Princess Nefarion:

My fellow VU'ers, I have undertaken a great task upon my shoulders. I have decided to build the most perfect city!!!!!!!

I have contacted Fother and Muckers Architectual Design and City Planning.  They helped to me to design the most perfect city!

It shall consist of 90k buildins! Yes, you heard it, 90k buildings!

Now, the vets of this game are automatically doing the math, 1:5 ratios, but not this city, no not this most perfect city!

It shall consist of one fantastic, fantabulous house and 80,000 tavernes!  Yes, hard to believe I know, but it is so true.  It shall also have 9,000 lumbermills. 

So, do not get any ideas of taking my city!  It shall be defended by one sole ghost who is incompetent, and is also under the impression that he is the love child of a neurotic dwarf and a conservative nazgul.  Yes, it is true.  I have the psych reports, but hey, everyone deserves a chance, no?


05:25:33 May 8th 07 - Lord Oya:

/me whispers to guy next to him

"psst, she's crazy!"

/the guy nods nervously


06:06:11 May 8th 07 - Duke Dork:

*sits next to Oya and nods nervously*

"I think you are right"

*Steps out from the thread to run to mom.*


06:44:55 May 8th 07 - Mr. Architect:

I have contacted Fother and Muckers Architectual Design and City Planning.  They helped to me to design the most perfect city!

How is it tat I ave heard nothing of this?!?!?!?!?  Is i not obvious tat I am the father of al Architectual design?


08:23:37 May 8th 07 - Lord Argyle:

with 80k tavernes you will be able to have the biggest party of all time!! it would be more awsome then las vegas!!!


09:35:30 May 8th 07 - Duke Dork:

Las Vegas is nuub! ^^


18:09:17 May 8th 07 - Ms. Scud:

Party!!!!!!


18:28:10 May 8th 07 - Mr. Ratamahata:

Have any of you ever been to a party with this raving mad woman? I cannot imagine the havoc she would cause with one tavern at her disposal....80 thousand!?

*Buys Nefarion 80000 new livers*

Use 'em well. 


18:32:44 May 8th 07 - Duke Dork:

*Gives her 80.000 lines of cocain.*


18:40:48 May 8th 07 - Mr. Stormvenz:

Now why did you have to go and do that for effie??!!!

Considering the way she is now, I dont want to even think what she would be like on crack:P


19:11:25 May 8th 07 - Lord Oya:

i think it would have a nullifying affect....making her sane :o


21:31:07 May 8th 07 - Sir Vencrow:

She already is.


14:19:18 May 9th 07 - Sir Fizban:

Lord Argyle

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5/8/2007 2:23:37 AM
with 80k tavernes you will be able to have the biggest party of all time!! it would be more awsome then las vegas!!!

 

No my friend, I think she's trying to build Amsterdam.


14:51:14 May 9th 07 - Sir Lithlego:

Then, as a halfling, I have to build a farming city just beside her's. But the farms will contain crops of a different kind, just to supply to Amsterdam.


00:28:48 May 10th 07 - Mr. Knight The Round Table:

Party right there...oh you also have 999 warehouses in the remaining space, where else would you store the booze?


03:00:21 May 10th 07 - Sir Razios:

I LOVE YOU ARIEN!!!!


04:33:54 May 10th 07 - Mr. Dark Blood:

Ill pay 10 million gold to whoever burns that city first.


15:29:31 May 10th 07 - Demonic Shezmu:

and kill that one sole ghost who is incompetent and under the impression that he is the love child of a neurotic dwarf and a conservative nazgul?!!!!

are you nuts?! none of us would want that fact to haunt our beautiful serene dreams of utter annihilation of defenseless hordes of trolls, orcs, elves, dwarves oh and pesky halflings!


17:28:12 May 10th 07 - Lady Erica Brahmins:

Arien = My hero *Sigh.*

She's way kewler then stiffler's mom...

 


22:04:53 May 10th 07 - Mr. Crash:

don't know her


02:34:05 May 11th 07 - Princess Nefarion:

< 3 Razzios & Lady Erica :D

I will pay 1 food and one tree to whoever can kill that ghost :P  He hit me with a Worker's Comp lawsuit!

 


16:18:01 May 11th 07 - Mr. Andrei The Impaler:

@Princess Nefarion's post I have only this to say:

^^


18:01:13 May 11th 07 - Mr. Crash:

Well, there's a good post :)


18:50:16 May 11th 07 - Mr. Basch:

It's wonderland after you have a few bongs :)


23:51:57 May 11th 07 - Sir Razios:

You just angered a princess! Lay off!


00:07:25 May 12th 07 - Mr. Andrei The Impaler:

Still,you must admit:that pic roxxors HARD :)


02:18:23 May 12th 07 - Mr. Savage Messiah:

yes...yes it does


05:14:01 May 13th 07 - Lady Erica Brahmins:

Wow! Barbecue!!!1 food and 1 wood = barbecue... lol ... get it? hahaha!....heeeheeeheeee!...


23:33:45 May 15th 07 - Mr. Andrei The Impaler:

I don't get it :\


18:12:02 May 16th 07 - Mr. Crash:

Me neither...


18:16:22 May 16th 07 - Mr. Basch:

neither do i


23:18:03 May 16th 07 - Ms. Noadea:

I do!  But it would be a sucky barbeque. Besides, wouldn't steaks be better?
*Gets her grill out in anticipation.*


00:02:36 May 17th 07 - Mr. Dakarius:

Noadea, are you going to cook me steaks?


00:15:21 May 17th 07 - Sir Fizban:

*casts fireball on his own nearby grill*

They don't call me the Flamemaster for nothin'. Bring on the steak, pork and whatever other meats you want cooked!


17:53:35 May 17th 07 - Mr. Acelnorst Dezhelian:

Fiz... i think they wanted tehm cooked, not burnt...

You can make carbon out of the wood though :P


19:28:26 May 17th 07 - Mr. Take The Naked:

Sadly I am that Ghost.
my stats are 1.75 M offense points/ 17.5 M defense points

against women my stats are 0/2 M
(One can't hurt a woman after all, they're indestructible)

Arien I want to be paid in either 4 (good looking) Barmaids per hour per tavern hereafter designated BPH or 10 Barrels of Vodka per Hour Per Tavern (BVH)


20:22:55 May 17th 07 - Sir Fizban:

Um, there was no meat there on the grill, that was just to get it started instead of using lighter fluid, or rubbing sticks together or some such.

Now where's the meat to cook!?! And I want some of those barmaids too.


21:25:26 May 17th 07 - Mr. Crash:

Beer Brat


00:35:11 Feb 16th 10 - Mr. Falvion:

^.^ SUPER BUMP!


00:46:36 Feb 16th 10 - Lady Boobson:

Lol I posted in here, to think this was almost 3 years ago.


00:57:55 Feb 16th 10 - Mr. Falvion:

Which one were you?


13:19:30 Feb 16th 10 - Mr. Smac Ballsack:

he was fishban


17:32:31 Feb 18th 10 - Archangel Argyle:

did this city ever happen?


17:40:53 Feb 18th 10 - Lady Boobson:

I'm Lord Oya!

Just kidding, Knight The Round Table...stupid name thing took off the of :P


17:42:54 Feb 18th 10 - Mr. Falvion:

If you were Oya, I'd have a personal Vendetta against you ^.^


17:44:39 Feb 18th 10 - Lady Boobson:

Any problem you got with Oya, you got with me, punk! What did he do?


18:09:44 Feb 18th 10 - Mr. Hendrix:

How about just one tavern that serves 80,000 beverages?


18:12:20 Feb 18th 10 - Mr. Hendrix:

Hmmm....one girl in a city full of drunken lumberjacks...


18:14:25 Feb 18th 10 - Mr. Hendrix:

...that's a lot of wood for one beaver


10:37:04 Feb 20th 10 - The Architect:

Hey, I posted in here too.  Wow, such a long time ago.


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