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The Most Perfect City! | ||||
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My fellow VU'ers, I have undertaken a great task upon my shoulders. I have decided to build the most perfect city!!!!!!! I have contacted Fother and Muckers Architectual Design and City Planning. They helped to me to design the most perfect city! It shall consist of 90k buildins! Yes, you heard it, 90k buildings! Now, the vets of this game are automatically doing the math, 1:5 ratios, but not this city, no not this most perfect city! It shall consist of one fantastic, fantabulous house and 80,000 tavernes! Yes, hard to believe I know, but it is so true. It shall also have 9,000 lumbermills. So, do not get any ideas of taking my city! It shall be defended by one sole ghost who is incompetent, and is also under the impression that he is the love child of a neurotic dwarf and a conservative nazgul. Yes, it is true. I have the psych reports, but hey, everyone deserves a chance, no? | ||||
/me whispers to guy next to him "psst, she's crazy!" /the guy nods nervously | ||||
*sits next to Oya and nods nervously* "I think you are right" *Steps out from the thread to run to mom.* | ||||
I have contacted Fother and Muckers Architectual Design and City Planning. They helped to me to design the most perfect city! How is it tat I ave heard nothing of this?!?!?!?!? Is i not obvious tat I am the father of al Architectual design? | ||||
with 80k tavernes you will be able to have the biggest party of all time!! it would be more awsome then las vegas!!! | ||||
Las Vegas is nuub! ^^ | ||||
Party!!!!!! | ||||
Have any of you ever been to a party with this raving mad woman? I cannot imagine the havoc she would cause with one tavern at her disposal....80 thousand!? *Buys Nefarion 80000 new livers* Use 'em well. | ||||
*Gives her 80.000 lines of cocain.* | ||||
Now why did you have to go and do that for effie??!!! Considering the way she is now, I dont want to even think what she would be like on crack:P | ||||
i think it would have a nullifying affect....making her sane :o | ||||
She already is. | ||||
No my friend, I think she's trying to build Amsterdam. | ||||
Then, as a halfling, I have to build a farming city just beside her's. But the farms will contain crops of a different kind, just to supply to Amsterdam. | ||||
Party right there...oh you also have 999 warehouses in the remaining space, where else would you store the booze? | ||||
I LOVE YOU ARIEN!!!! | ||||
Ill pay 10 million gold to whoever burns that city first. | ||||
and kill that one sole ghost who is incompetent and under the impression that
he is the love child of a neurotic dwarf and a conservative nazgul?!!!! | ||||
Arien = My hero *Sigh.* She's way kewler then stiffler's mom...
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don't know her | ||||
< 3 Razzios & Lady Erica :D I will pay 1 food and one tree to whoever can kill that ghost :P He hit me with a Worker's Comp lawsuit!
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@Princess Nefarion's post I have only this to say: | ||||
Well, there's a good post :) | ||||
It's wonderland after you have a few bongs :) | ||||
You just angered a princess! Lay off! | ||||
Still,you must admit:that pic roxxors HARD :) | ||||
yes...yes it does | ||||
Wow! Barbecue!!!1 food and 1 wood = barbecue... lol ... get it? hahaha!....heeeheeeheeee!... | ||||
I don't get it :\ | ||||
Me neither... | ||||
neither do i | ||||
I do! But it would be a sucky barbeque. Besides, wouldn't steaks be better? | ||||
Noadea, are you going to cook me steaks? | ||||
*casts fireball on his own nearby grill* They don't call me the Flamemaster for nothin'. Bring on the steak, pork and whatever other meats you want cooked! | ||||
Fiz... i think they wanted tehm cooked, not burnt... You can make carbon out of the wood though :P | ||||
Sadly I am that Ghost. | ||||
Um, there was no meat there on the grill, that was just to get it started instead of using lighter fluid, or rubbing sticks together or some such. Now where's the meat to cook!?! And I want some of those barmaids too. | ||||
Beer Brat | ||||
^.^ SUPER BUMP! | ||||
Lol I posted in here, to think this was almost 3 years ago. | ||||
Which one were you? | ||||
he was fishban | ||||
did this city ever happen? | ||||
I'm Lord Oya! | ||||
If you were Oya, I'd have a personal Vendetta against you ^.^ | ||||
Any problem you got with Oya, you got with me, punk! What did he do? | ||||
How about just one tavern that serves 80,000 beverages? | ||||
Hmmm....one girl in a city full of drunken lumberjacks... | ||||
...that's a lot of wood for one beaver | ||||
Hey, I posted in here too. Wow, such a long time ago. | ||||
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