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but...my brothers took my dolls....those are what i wanted....a mint condition barbie doll. with her orrigional clothing line. ohhh. i wish i had that. :) | ||||
Ermm... BARNY!!!!! Our new therapist needs the old therapist to help him! BARNY!!!! *Two hours of yelling later* Well, maybe I can help you Senturu. I think your Barbie problem comes from your inability to correctly use capitals. Use a capital at the start of every sentance, and whenever you are talking of a city, country, or brand name. That should help with your Barbie problem... | ||||
Wow...i thought your the SPELLING Dr. | ||||
dammit i hate buying my own scotch cause im not beutafull enough | ||||
Ow No!! Its treu, youre right Salaracen, I am at the kinderGarden, but not for the kids!!! *Gets a gunbarrel pointed to his face* NO!!! Dont shoot, i came here for my wife!!! she's working here!!! NOOOOO!!!!! DONT SHOOT ME!!!!!! *would pee his pants if he had them on* Ill, buy you a scotch??:) *Salaracen takes the shotgun away and goes drink scotch with Santa Claus* btw, doc Senturu, you also right I<<always with a Capital:) | ||||
*Incinerates Santa Claus* Oh, the joys of being a mage.... | ||||
*quickly takes a dive in the snow* ahhh, that feels gohood! And ET, if i may cal you that, you wont get that inflatable sex-doll you always wanted =P | ||||
Ermm... I think you mixed my wish list up with Speilbergs alien... Same Initials... And it's Lord ET to you! | ||||
ahh i see your Problem "Lord ET" its that your jelous of the real ET which is the true ET, you wish you were the one that Speilburg created dont you? yes i can see it in your eyes. what you need to do is get on with your life. and get that inflatable sex-doll that you cand santa can use together | ||||
Interesting... He was looking at my neighbours dog... ET. Jealous. Nope. Not a chance. *Senturu for some very strange reason decided to believe me... Oh the joys of being a mage!* | ||||
*salaracen pokes uninflated doll* | ||||
well it sure doesnt taste like scotch.... | ||||
*wates salaracen stroke ET* i think you really need help. and im afreaid i cannot help you | ||||
Crawls back in from under a table? | ||||
Why does everyone keep saying that to me omg how do you !!== stop watcking me @!@!@# | ||||
well mr dreadlord....get a black plastic bag. and wrap it around your head. you should be fine | ||||
*salaracen sits back down into throne of phone books* | ||||
*stands there wondering why Salaracen is still stroking ET* i think this is getting way to out of hand here | ||||
what???! | ||||
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Why did you kill him!?!?! I thought you promised me we would kill him together?!?! Hmmpff, i want a share in his death to!!! *picks up the murderweapon(whatever it is, probably that shotgun again), aimes at Lord ET and attacks him* HA, that'll teach him a lesson!! Wanna go and buy some scotch?? | ||||
a drunk guy called phanom liano is watching from the couch syaing go on santa u fat big red man while drinking scoth with salaracen | ||||
*looks over to Phantom Liano who is just mumbling to himself while trying to drink out of an empty glass* now he needs help | ||||
siting next to the phantom and mumbeling senturu is the one hu needs help more than me not really so i sick a big fat knife up his behined that is greasy with vegetables and candle wax | ||||
wooh wooh too deep into the strory crazy | ||||
meanwhile the phantoms is watching while sentaru struggles for his life but santa the strong comes to the rescue | ||||
Here Senturu, allow me | ||||
*gets up and swings the bottle around. hitting a few people and knocking Scientist unconcious* ooops. my bad. *hands the bottle to Phantom and walks away* | ||||
Hmm, Senturu is walking away, from Barny we didnt hear a thing. We need a minddoctor here!!! Salaracen is stll addicted to scotch though it seems he stopped talking to his father, im no pedopihle anymore but now i am addicted to scotch 2, and there are a lot other people with problems. So as i said, Senturu walk backwards, Barny help us, Or find a new Doctor!!! | ||||
mm this stuff tastes gd anyways santa i thought u wer gonna rescue him | ||||
*Looks at everybody* ohh,well | ||||
I have a question for the therapist. It is rumoured I have a fascination and obsession with shoes. I do not think so and I get really testy with people when they point out my pairs and pairs of high heels and sexy boots. I just don;t see why people think I have a problem just because you have to climb over them all to get to one side of the room. Am I in denial likepeople claim? How can I be cured? Is there any hope for me? (Edited by Princess Arien 2/20/2007 6:14:40 AM) | ||||
Arien, my lady. it is obvious to everyone that you do have a slight obsession with shoes. to relieve this you have two options. one just tell everyone else to shut up about it. or secondly to cure yourself. you can take a blindfold put it on and select a pair of shoes. toss them out. you will need someone there who is stronger than you tho. incase you try to get them back. also find another habbit that does not have to do with shoes. i myself have a habbit...i bite my nails. cant help it | ||||
yeah you guys seem to be right i have stopped talking to my dead farther.... | ||||
okay heres what you sentru can stop biting your nails by getting a good habbit like giving me scotch! | ||||
na. i like to bite my nails also. i used to bite my tow nails. but now im too fat to reach em :D (Edited by Sir Senturu 2/20/2007 1:59:58 PM) | ||||
*Stops laughing* Do you have any idea how hard it is to make a hologram solid? It was most definatly worth it... Therapist, is the fact that I have an obsession with mad practical jokes, and frying people, bad? Or is it just normal? | ||||
depends do you kill the people your Frying? | ||||
Not usually, it's a mild spell, and the power can be controlled. So I can kill if I want, but usually, it's just 2nd degree burns. All over. | ||||
Good thing it isn't 3rd degree all over with mad boils in odd places. | ||||
then no you dont have a problem ET | ||||
Noadae, that's when I turn up the heat. Next level completly incinerates them... | ||||
Cool!!!!!! Do it on me!!!!!! | ||||
all right who whants a dance party | ||||
I live on the North Pole, of course im not getting cold, and i want a Dance Party 2:) *starts dancing in a corner of the room to keep some distance between him and Salaracen* Its nothing personal, its just that you smell like Scotch, how'bout a glass of Wine? | ||||
well i dont know but i want to dance with the magical biengs santa and et | ||||
:), ill dance with a Phantom, and with Salaracen 2 if he would take a shower at least 3 times a year, like me! I shower at 1st christmas day, at 2nd christmas day and at newye*beep*vening. :) | ||||
datatado dadatetao ye u show us those northpole move santa, and u E.A show us thos space move salarcen show us ur irish dancing lol | ||||
Wooow, look at my belly button shaking around, and my "love hendels" are moving around too. *does double flip flap, then a piroet, and ends with a breakdance-move* Didnt expect that from an oldman did ya! | ||||
lol i can already imagine it | ||||
WhAt are you talking about i wash like any human elf dwarf haling | ||||
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