Wishes

Wishes
00:31:29 Dec 9th 06 - Mr. Scientist: Wish Granted, you find a way to get more wishes but you keep on getting more and more until you have that much stuff you are a millionaire and are assasinated for trying to be the richest person alive. I wish Phantasms' brewery were buried under 100 ft of dirt and then covered in tar just to give it that lovely black finish :P
08:58:10 Dec 9th 06 - Mr. Bogofwar: wish granted but nothing hapens when the sish is granted i wish i'd have a 1000 gold to spend on anything ramdomly (Edited by Mr. Bogofwar 12/9/2006 8:59:38 AM) (Edited by Mr. Bogofwar 12/9/2006 9:00:04 AM)
11:28:28 Dec 9th 06 - Mr. Stirlin: wish granted you now have 1000 gold chocolate coins to try and spend on anything I wish i could tie scientist with a rope attached to the back of a horse and drag him around the streets for 5 hours
12:04:06 Dec 9th 06 - Mr. Scientist: Wish Granted, but Scientist manages to undo the rope when you turn around to talk to your friend, he then ties the rope to your leg and slaps the horse and its runs straight at a wall, it manages to turn, unfortunately your momentum makes you go straight into it head first.......... I wish Stirlin would be nicer to Scientist
13:06:25 Dec 9th 06 - Mr. Stirlin: Wish granted, Stirlin is nicer to stirlin and makes him his dinner unfortunatly some rat poison falls in at causes Scientist to fall ill. I wibeep was christmas now :)
16:18:46 Dec 9th 06 - Lord Efrandor: Wish granted, you are celebrating it alone, with no snow, but it's still cold, and you have no house, you are also bored. I wish Remote would understand not all people celebrate christmas the 25th :) ("He finds the phone and returns it to Scientist who gives him a beer in return.........." ooooh, thanks Sci, that is sooo nice:D)
18:48:03 Dec 9th 06 - Sir Father: Your wish was granted, now he understands, but then he also feels it should be celebrated on the 25th by everyone. So he goes to Efrandor's country of residence and through numerous bribes, change the law so people have to celebrate it on the 25th. Efrandor, stricken by the new law, commits suicide by eating various people's pet dogs and cats. I wish for chicken. (For everyone)
22:24:18 Dec 9th 06 - Mr. Bogofwar: wish granted how could i ruin that wish
03:33:07 Dec 10th 06 - Mr. Remote: I wish efrandor knew i knew that not all people celebrate it on the 25th, or infact, at all, he realises i live in a smart pleace wheres its the 25th where you get presents and such.
13:27:44 Dec 10th 06 - Lord Efrandor: Mr.Bogofwar don't get any chicken for violating the rules of the thread. The same goes for Remote, he also have to give one chicken to father for talking strange things about the 25th of december, however, Father don't get to keep it since he is the one giving chickens to everyone else, the alst one goes to me, Father, you get no chicken. Remote, Wish granted, I now know that you know that all people don't celebrate it on the 25th, I, in fact realises that you live in smart place where it's now the 25th and you get presents and such, it's a mental hospital, it's not the 25th now. I wish I had enough money to do and buy whatever it is I want to do and buy.
17:42:38 Dec 11th 06 - Mr. Remote: Wish granted, you have Ł100,000,000 monopoly money. I wish efrandor would re-read bog's post. (I didn't break rules, bog granted the wish and didn't wish for anything himself - what a kind, giving guy. points to him he broke the rules!)
13:48:18 Dec 12th 06 - Lord Efrandor: Wish granted, but he forgets it straight away, so... you still broke the rules ;) I wish for nothing...
16:46:35 Dec 12th 06 - Sir Mac: Wish granted everything you had is now gone. I wish the holidays weren't so short.
17:33:00 Dec 12th 06 - Mr. Remote: Wish granted, your always on holiday as you've been fired/thrown out of school and you are now unable to get a job, or a girlfriend. You die on the street as a young, poor, ugly, homeless, virgin. I wish i had another wish...
17:37:58 Dec 12th 06 - Sir Mac: Wish granted, you now have another wish, but you keep on wasting it asking for one more wish each time until you finally die. I wish I hadn't made my last wish.
17:40:45 Dec 12th 06 - Mr. Remote: Wish granted, you wished to commit suicide instead, i granted it. I wish a time paradox happened where i either wished for two wishes or my wish bounced so i got two wishes for nothing..
08:55:18 Dec 26th 06 - Sir Spoon: Wish granted, but you are too stupid to figure out you have wishes
09:10:56 Dec 26th 06 - Sir Spoon: Oh crikey, forgot my wish. I wish I could talk just like Steve Irwin..
16:21:07 Dec 26th 06 - Lord Efrandor: Wish granted, you are silent as the grave. I wish I wouldn't be sick anymore.
19:19:13 Dec 26th 06 - Mr. Remote: Wish granted your not sick, your in a coma. I wish i was smart enough to figure out i have wishes...
20:53:26 Dec 26th 06 - Mr. Rommel: Wish granted, but you can't think of anything to wish for. I wish that Zeta took out the code dealing with revolts.
22:09:15 Dec 26th 06 - Mr. Remote: Wish granted, now he put a new one in - you need level 10 medicine science and 100,000 taverns in a city to not have a revolt in it...fortunatly i have the most amount of cash, tree etc...and all level 10+ sciences, so unlucky guys...but go me! (Edit:) So all of you commit suicide (i can't do granted wishes without deaths now can I?) I wish i was an olympic athelete. (Edited by Mr. Remote 12/26/2006 10:10:25 PM)
06:05:17 Dec 29th 06 - Mr. Hobo: wish granted. you become the leader of your countries olympic team and everyoen has high hopes that you will get gold. however, you fail miserable and the whole country hates you now. i wish for infinite bonus turns (buwhahahahahhahahahahaha)
06:08:59 Dec 29th 06 - Ms. Mind: U get it averyone else just quits playing and leaves you all alone. bwuhuhu I wish i had gone to sleep five hours ago and not stayed up to 6 am on this stupid forum.
09:16:51 Dec 29th 06 - Lord Mielo: wish granted you went sleeping 5 hours ago, but now you have nightmares of this forum and you can't sleep anymore ... you must ... you will ... you want to join it again... and from now on you'll have sleepless nights I wish I was doing better ...
13:26:23 Dec 29th 06 - Lord Efrandor: Wish granted, but you still sucki sucki.... ;) I wish I had more money in rl.
03:24:32 Jan 15th 07 - Mr. Dakarius: I wish I had the power to resurect old topics.
08:13:12 Jan 15th 07 - Duke Efrandor: Wish not granted, the thread dies again.
09:57:08 Jan 15th 07 - Mr. Venomz: I wish everyone was healthy
19:14:27 Jan 15th 07 - Mr. Remote: I wish some people would remember to put wishes in or grant wishes that end up in them dieing...
19:20:10 Jan 15th 07 - Duke Efrandor: Wish not granted, it would only end up with you dying, and even if we would like to see you die, your mother gets sad and stops baking cookies, we like the cookies, but not you I'm afraid.. (j/k)
21:11:15 Jan 15th 07 - Mr. Scientist: ok wish granted, you have no wish....... I wish I could breathe underwater..........
21:12:01 Jan 15th 07 - Duke Efrandor: Wish not granted, you can't even swim.
21:59:06 Jan 15th 07 - Mr. Dakarius: I wish Efrandor would shut up.
22:15:45 Jan 15th 07 - Duke Efrandor: Wish not granted.
22:20:13 Jan 15th 07 - Sir Lulu: Your wish was granted, Efrandor shuts up, but he's still typing his mid-age crisis/angst. I wish for a big meat pie, with raspberry pudding on top and a layer of broccoli and ketchup in the middle.
22:24:50 Jan 15th 07 - Duke Efrandor: Wish not granted, and I shoot you for messing up my depression like that... ;)
01:23:57 Jan 16th 07 - Mr. Dakarius: overides Efrandor Wish grated you eat the pie and immediatly get sick and die I wish I wasn't addicted to VU (or do I)
01:26:36 Jan 16th 07 - Lord Weirdgrivi: You aren't addicted to VU anymore but you find two other online games which make you even more addicted and you lose twice as much time playing them so you drop out of school (or lose your job...) I wish I was still 18.
01:29:47 Jan 16th 07 - Duke Efrandor: Wish not granted, you are now 10 years older for making a bad wish.
02:36:13 Jan 16th 07 - Lord Weirdgrivi: I wish Zeta banned Efrandor for 3 RL days from the chat for ruining this thread.
02:54:07 Jan 16th 07 - Mr. Dakarius: wish granted Zeta bans Efrandor but efrandor just makes a new account and keeps trying to ruin the thread. I wish I could have 200k bonus turns
02:59:36 Jan 16th 07 - Mr. Tunk: Wish Granted. But you can't sign in for 24 hours and you lose every one of them. I wish days had 27 hours instead of 24.
03:01:45 Jan 16th 07 - Sir Senturu: wish granted. the world how has 27 hours instead of 24. because of this the world is out of sinc and over a fast period of time the planed implodes and becomes the starting point for a new black hole in the galaxy. i wish i had a better wish
03:05:57 Jan 16th 07 - Mr. Dakarius: wish granted the wording of your wish turns to "I wish I had the best wish" I wish I could go to Disney World
07:01:50 Jan 16th 07 - Lord Mielo: Wish granted ... once you get there, you get raped by million of children ... including goofy I wish a penis for mr. Dakarius
08:22:12 Jan 16th 07 - Mr. I Love Dragon: wish granted but the penis is too big to go into a beep
09:21:09 Jan 16th 07 - Duke Efrandor: Weirdgrivi, wish granted, I get banned for 3 rl days, but I hack the internet and gets in anyway, so... the wish is not granted. (I just had to answer my "own" wish..) I wish people would understand that what I do with this thread is art.
09:25:57 Jan 16th 07 - Mr. Remote: Wish granted, art collecters come and look around it with a Ł1,000,000 contract, however they think you and crap and i sign the deal. You commit suicide due to depression. I wish my back didn't hurt :(
17:28:40 Jan 16th 07 - Mr. Dakarius: wish granted your beep hurts now I wish I was an Oscar Myer tm. Weinor thats what I'd realy like to be
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