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I to want to get to know how to make friends, and this thread has shown me, what to not do to my friends

"Interesting point.........."

*Runs off and uses ET's method on some random people, then informs the government of this thread*

"......but I doubt they would look here ;)"

I have to say that salt and rusty utensils are the best way for a 'quick' and 'speedy' death/ torture. Don't you all agree?

*Whistles while looking innocent and walking away.*

*Walks in in a disguise* Hey, I'm not Erunion Telcontar, I'm an Extra Terrestrial! I vote Erunion Telcontar!

LOL here is mine

the worst death/Torture is:  Rat FOOD

ok this how it works.
1. You find a Stone box
2. Take some Rats and put them in the box.
3. Bind the person who you want to torture to death on the box
4. sit down and enjoy the show of a painfull slow death  by Rats.

( for those who dont understand the person wil be eaten by the rats coz thay want out of the box )

Hey !!!

my box idea is copyrighted!!

Step A 

1. Go to your local pub.
2. Find a sutable drunk (any will do).
3. Bring him to the graveyard with the promise of ale.
4. When he is there knock him out with a shovel and place him in a near-by koffin, in witch you had previously installed a cctv camera.
5. Place airholes in the koffin. (we don't want him dieing do we?)
6. Take him out of the koffin and cut off his arms and legs with the janiters axe.
7. Put him back into the koffin and place a black-mamba in with him.
8. Screw down the lid and watch on the cctv screen.

Your's is really good Seloc, but I still think mines better.

You tried it?
*A explosives plunger appears in front of Erunion.*
"What have I done?"
*With that, he falls dramatically on the plunger, blowing Verll up, with the torture machine.*

*Grabs an RPG and blows up Verll*

RPG as in a role playing game.

*Seloc throws Guildwars at Verll.*

*starts jumping around avoiding the jumping disks*

"There are so many of them!!!"

*Sneaks up on Erunion and steals the installation/gameplay disks*


"Look what I got!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I HAVE POWER IN MY HANDS!"

*Eats the Erunion dish*

"Tasty, a bit too salt though"

*walks over to Erunion to get some potato chips*

"I would like as many as you could get me"

*looks at the stack of chips*

"Yummi"

*jumps into the stack and starts to eat as much and as fast he can*

*Teleports back from the other dimension.*
"Evil potato! Die!"
*With that, Spud is completely incinerated, the ashes scattered across 20 different dimensions. Each individual piece of ash is designed to explode if it comes near any other piece of ash.*

*gets some popcorn and sits down to watch the fight*

*Spud walks over and takes a handfull of Verll's popcorn and sits down*

"I wonder how he's gonna get himself outa this one."

*Throws a peice of popcorn up in the air and catches it in his mouth*

*Takes a beer from Verll*

"Thanks."

*Before Spud drinks the beer he peers inside making sure that Erunion isnt somehow tampering with his delightfully refreshing beverages.*

*Erunion comes back at the head of an army*
"I'm not the only mage in Naergothrendar... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
*Incinerates Spud and causes Verll to explode.*

Right now......when Seloc appeared and was claiming to be Zeta's sucessor, but we all know Zeta is immortal so no-body really cared.