Evil Dead

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My name is Ash and I am a slave. Close as I can figure, the year is thirteen hundred A.D and I"m being dragged to my death. It wasn"t always like this, I had a real life, once. A job.

I once said some shit like:

"Groovy"

"You Bastards. You Dirty Bastards! Give me back my hand! GIVE ME BACK MY HAAAND!"

That"s right, who"s laughing now? who"s laughing now?!"

"We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"? "

"This is my boom-stick!"

"Good? Bad? I"m the guy with the gun."

"Hail to the king, baby."

Leaders

• Mr. Cooldog