Family History
Mr. Tak The Naked
Lived in Era 23, got 1 heir(s) (Tak The Naked) and was a member of Carnage
What is love? What is fun? What is this court order for a charge of 'public indency' doing in my mailbox? is it yours?
and so began the belighted philospher's quest for the true meaning of public indency. Note: He would have gone on a quest for the true meaning of love or the ture meaning of fun first, however it had been done before and he wanted to be original. also mircosoft might sue.
Terrified of women, he decided the only way he could protect himself from 'them' was to wield a blade and learn the fine art of swordsmanship.
unfortunately that didn't work and to this day he still can be found persecuted by women, swordsmanship or no swordsmanship.
Upwards and Onwards men!
to lead history where noone has lead it before.
also i can divide by zero.
Mr. Tak The Naked
Lived in Era 24, got 1 heir(s) (Tak The Naked) and was a member of Carnage
"i like women...Oh yes I do....on toast!" those were Tak the Naked's father's last words before a woman brained him over the head with that fatal blow from a wraught cast iron skillet.
Inexplicably, he had an heir. which was I. I resolved to be less misogynist than my father for obvious reasons a) they control more than half the world and b) they are smarter than the average man and c) they control reality, logic and have mind control powers also d) seeing your father die by a wraught cast iron skillet instills one with a healthy nary wary respect.
also I had to run out of the house naked in order to surivive watch out fantasia here come I. :)
Mr. Tak The Naked
Lived in Era 25, got 1 heir(s) (Take The Naked) and was a member of Carnage
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Mr. Take The Naked
Lived in Era 26, got 1 heir(s) (Ares The Naked) and was a member of Carnage
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Mr. Ares The Naked
Lived in Era 27, got 1 heir(s) (Tak Daken) and was a member of Carnage
he shakes his fist at his progenitors the careless sods that bamboolzed the family inheritance on wine women and song
why his father even tried to pawn the family records!
Sir Tak Daken
Lived in Era 28, got 1 heir(s) (Yakuza) and was a member of Carnage
Tak wonders seriously if he suffers from a genetic disorder. As a scion of yet another stiff necked elf that begat a stiff necked elf that begat him. He wonders whether next era, next lifetime, he should marry a halfling or a human. Elves are getting scarcer every successive era and he knows from the legends of his great-great-great-great grandfather that elves once ruled fantasia and were a force to be reckoned with
Sir Yakuza
Lived in Era 29, got 1 heir(s) (Tak The Naked Clone) and was a member of Carnage
whippersnapper snake
A criminal from the old world he wonders why the ways of the world must change the way they are. WHy can't things just stay the same he laments as he kills yet another honest cop
Sir Tak The Naked Clone
Lived in Era 30, got 0 heir(s) and was a member of Carnage
He was a very confused man, brought into the life of crime and splendour simply becuase he was a clone. he lived a clone and died a clone but never alone for effie was always there to keep him warm.