Family History

Mr. Thizzle
Lived in Era 30, got 1 heir(s) (Thizzle) and was a member of Silicon Knights
I am the updated version of Tongan Boii
ch-Yeah!!
Fresh out of tutorial world...
Hollah at cha boii!!

Mr. Thizzle
Lived in Era 31, got 1 heir(s) (Thizzle) and was a member of Silicon Knights
Now, this is a story all about how
Mah life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
So just sit the fuck down
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a place called Mantrax

In west Seattle born and raised
On the internet was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all playin VU during school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my computer class
I got in one little fight and my principle got scared
He said 'You're gettin the fuck outta mah school'

I begged and pleaded with him the rest of that day
But he called security to get meh on mah way
I flipped his ass off as i walked away
Thinkin you stupid motherfucker, your fuckin hella gay!!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to C-town'

I pulled up to mah house at bout 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Mantrax

RITZ hate'ah 4 lyfe
can't touch this!!