Family History

Mr. Thizzle
Lived in Era 30, got 1 heir(s) (Thizzle) and was a member of Silicon Knights
I am the updated version of Tongan Boii
ch-Yeah!!
Fresh out of tutorial world...
Hollah at cha boii!!

Mr. Thizzle
Lived in Era 31, got 1 heir(s) (Thizzle) and was a member of Silicon Knights
Now, this is a story all about how
Mah life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
So just sit the fuck down
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a place called Mantrax

In west Seattle born and raised
On the internet was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all playin VU during school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my computer class
I got in one little fight and my principle got scared
He said 'You're gettin the fuck outta mah school'

I begged and pleaded with him the rest of that day
But he called security to get meh on mah way
I flipped his ass off as i walked away
Thinkin you stupid motherfucker, your fuckin hella gay!!

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to C-town'

I pulled up to mah house at bout 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Mantrax

RITZ hate'ah 4 lyfe
can't touch this!!

Mr. Thizzle
Lived in Era 31, got 1 heir(s) (Mac Dre) and was a member of Dark Trio
wassup yallz
id like to introduce you Mr.Thizzle and his dance
Thizzle and his dance i saii
can ya do the thizzle dance

first i do it like this
i put a look on my face like i smell some piss
bounce to the beat till it starts to hurt
then i dust all the smirk off me shirt
dip to the ground as i catch the bass
then i wipe all the sweat off me face
pop back up then i start to slide
popping my collar, as i glide
then i break the thang down and do the bird
dust my self off like i just stole third
come on everybody, now's the chance
fuck the harlem shake, it's the thizzle dance

dance,thizz dance
thizz dance
thizz dance
thizz dance
can ya do the thizzle dance?
thizz dance
thizz dance
thizz dance
can ya do the thizzle dance

first of all,
i hope u got u a juice
a thizzle becauce its time to pop u a few
then u gas,break start to dip
bounce wit the core as it starts to shift
open up the door there goes the whole damn car load
hop out and follow,while you let the car roll
ghost ride the whip while u ride the strip
heres your chance to do your dance on the side of it
while u at it, the passenger and driver switch
then hurry up and jump back inside this shit
hangin out the rooftop,
do not get oo-op by them foo cops

that tryin to have u got
other than that u and your boys coon big
u wanna learn coon,stay tune to thizz
hoochie mama freaks,get yo man
and show them niggas how to do the thizzle dance

dance,thizz dance
thizz dance
thizz dance
can ya do the thizzle dance
thizz dance
thizz dance
thizz dance
can ya do the thizzle dance

ah,what,thizz
ah,thizz,what
ah,what,thizz
ah,thizz,what

when i do it,they say im killin it
the look on my face mean im feelin it
just like the niggas that im chillin wit
u cant do the thizz unless you pillin it
this the last verse then im seallin it
after this,niggas gon be stealin it
this is hip hop wit no johnny gil in it
no new edition or prince when im spillin it
im 12 years strong and im still in it
now im slugged up and diamond grillin it
i dont care who im in the buildin wit
i do the dance wit nancy von chilinwich

dance,thizz dance
thizz dance
thizz dance
can ya do the thizzle dance
thizz dance
thizz dance
thizz dance
can ya do the thizzle dance

thanx 4 tunin in yallz