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Maybe it doesn't say much about the inner workings of your kingdom, but it does go far in representing FEAR to other kingdoms in diplomatic stances. Imo, hes the biggest PR risk in FEAR.

I am sorry if I missed your gargantuan efforts at discussing ingame matters, so far it's been personal attack in what 9 out of 10 posts?

Dont throw stones in a glas house dear. Furthermore, I think Q and I are perfectly able to handle our problems without your involvement, she doesnt need a knight in shining armor to come to her rescue, especially not one as inept as you.

Where's Septim when you need him to lighten the mood around here...

1.	To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
2.	The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
3.	Murphy's Law of Combat: "Never forget that your weapon was manufactured by the lowest bidder"
4.	"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." - General John Sedgwick (1813-1864), last words
5.	When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
6.	If the enemy is in range, so are you.
7.	Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
8.	If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
9.	If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.
10.	Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.
11.	Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
12.	A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
13.	Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
14.	Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you wouldn't have been notified.
15.	Remember: The old adage "Fight fire with fire" does not apply to non-metaphorical fires.
16.	Friendly fire - isn't.
17.	When in doubt empty the magazine.
18.	If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.
19.	Clever is getting out alive.
20.	The easy way is always mined.

why not? Its as dead on topic as the flames :P and if not then it can be relevant on how to relate to flames n war XD

Now *this* feels more like proper VU... :)

If only i could resist calling Jet the spawn of their local retarded milkman...

... resists... resists... resists...

Erm... blimey. There goes my self-control! Jet, you misbegotten spawn of your local (slightly retarded) milkman, why in gods name do you still bother posting?
Val, put a leash on that chivava, his bark is just too whiney... :->

And btw, Val: Stop being a queen and get yer sexy little behind to the proper side for a change, the crowd you run with is dodgy to say the least... we have Wilbur and semi nude pictures of fratboy parties, what do you have? ;) (Jet? Deno? Really? Cmon...) Take Ez with you, while you are at it, his Karma is wasted in that silly KD of yours...

On a sort-of related issue...  You, the xy FATE chancesomething guy, grow a pair. Put forth a strong retort, i want to feel my teeth rattle from it! You can feel it gathering in your bowels... spew forth and enrich the stew that is VU forums!

Deno: What is your function around here? Beyond the obvious, which is being the butt of every possible joke? I  mean cmon, Wilbur is running circles around you... snap out of it, seriously, it's just embarassing... Even Jet gets less heat then you, and thats saying something, with him being literally unable to post anything resembling a coherent sentence...

Ford: *lick* For a change i don't feel like flaming you, wait till next era ;)

Frederick: In the hopes of your brain getting a cramp everytime i post about you here and thus forcing you to come check i keep missing you and your excellent duelling skills! COME FORTH! NOW! /deep rumbling voice

Errr... My summoning skills are obviously not what they once were... Sigh...

TBL: Hope dies last... :->

lol
Good luck with that ;)
i'll work on just converting the select few to the path of <insert something here>, because it's the only true path of <insert the aforementioned something here>. ;)

And to think at one time I tried to hook up Val and Wilbur..... Sheesh.... They argue like they are married now..... Calm down guys.....

P.S. Val come home we miss you.....

Lady Wilber Who Loves Gary Porter Report 12:14:49 Apr 25th 10	Meaning you must be accusing me of being homophobic. I'm sure Ez and Gee would disagree with that. I'm sure you know that too from when we used to be "friends."

Eh?  Met with them during that experimental phase of your life?

Anyhow, I would cut wilber a bit of slack guys.  He is like this after discovering pretty much everyone dislikes him except quietone.  Very angry little boy these days.

On a sort-of related issue...  You, the xy FATE chancesomething guy, grow a pair. Put forth a strong retort, i want to feel my teeth rattle from it! You can feel it gathering in your bowels... spew forth and enrich the stew that is VU forums!


*yawn* When you say something worth the half a second it would take to forumulate a retort, maybe I'll bother.

Fate guy: Didnt you sort of.. erm... formulate one and post it? o,O

Mr. Justin Report 17:14:32 Apr 25th 10	Wilber dont burn the nubs to bad :P
Dreadlord Brent Corrigan Report 17:22:31 Apr 25th 10	Put on your glasses Justin, there's about as much fire in his posts as in an ice cube.

Lady Wilber Who Loves Gary Porter Report 18:33:41 Apr 25th 10	"Torsten" (since we're obviously personal now), if thats how your backwards world works, you keep playing with FEAR, you're lost to us. The more you talk, the more you drift away. Then you expect Q to be your friend once you quit/shut up/she quits? Yeah, good luck with that.

Mr. Samual Report 22:55:42 Apr 25th 10

Just wondering because I never read the Fantasia thread are FATE and FEAR at war or not??

They are napped.

And as the situation on Fantasia looks right now, the farm-party will start in couple of days or 3. The war(s) will be over.

I do hope they (Fate, Fear and most of all Zeta for disconnecting the worlds) will enjoy the last two weeks of activity on Fantasia.

They are napped.

And as the situation on Fantasia looks right now, the farm-party will start in couple of days or 3. The war(s) will be over.

I do hope they (Fate, Fear and most of all Zeta for disconnecting the worlds) will enjoy the last two weeks of activity on Fantasia.

Well then we have not a moment to lose. Please hand over your cities peacefully so i can be on my way. =)

you underrate us mcmax.

Its all just A vs B. and then the rest of the alfabet joins in and they wonder why they cant be 1st!

ahhh i forgot sbout dragons :D
who has 1?

depends wht pokemon game it is ;)

Charizard i choose you!

Charizard do your meteor attack!
*Charizard picks up the world of VU and spins it dizzy in the air*

Now i choose you Magikarp!
Magikarp do your splash attack!
*All rulers in the world of VU are absolutely splashed by this fail attack*

Now i choose you 'Next poster!'
Next poster do your spam attack!
*The spam attack is unbelievable, watch below*

E-Rage?  Is this the latest e-chav vocabulary word?  In case you haven't noticed yet Wilber, I've never even been angry at you, much less "raged".  The best way to describe my relationship with you is that I look upon you with disdain. In fact, if you want to, feel free to join Pathetic Losers.  You can be our mascot. 

I think it would be quite fitting after the last round we played together.  And since you want more (obviously) true statements, how about these concerning that era:
1) You go to fantasia too early and without the kingdom to support.
2) We say, nooo, don't do that, you will get killed.
3) You say, nah, you nubs, ill be fine.... and start farming
4) Your presence makes RVL think we are going for them, when we are in fact not yet ready by any means.
5) They cf GOTF and come for us.
6) Your armies die, then your farmed up fantasia mine gets taken almost unopposed.
7) Rather than admit you were wrong, you say "My great friend Fordius will kill you all because you guys suck."
8) You copy our kingdom chat out to your great friend Fordius
9) You gnash your teeth as your great friend Fordius, in fact, doesn't kill us.
10) You put forth your best effort to prevent us from winning by finishing the age with only 2 troops....and you were still logging in every day the whole time.
11) We win anyhow
12) You lure some of your friends to hema by saying something along the lines of "Q will be there, and everyone!  There will be cake, and lollipops, and the leaves of the trees will be made of cotton candy!" 
13) You then guilt trip the ones who were not going to come.

I know your uneducated mind won't let my words get you down however.  After reading this I'm sure you and Arzun will go back to verbally tossing each other off  by saying how good the other is at the game as you get rolled.  There will of course, be excuses however.....always gotta have a lot of excuses...

12) You lure some of your friends to hema by saying something along the lines of "Q will be there, and everyone!  There will be cake, and lollipops, and the leaves of the trees will be made of cotton candy!"  

"you and your uneducated mine" 

Dreadlord Brent Corrigan



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12:24:27 Apr 25th 10

On a sidenote, how many armies suicided on deno before his army died? I'd say it pretty much did what it was supposed to do:)

For those who dont have LOS down there. A few days ago a HM army was preparing on the hema blocker "Sick spot". All of a sudden armies started flowing out of it en masse, moving for either fluffy bunnies or going north through the core towards talktothenad. Oddly enough HM did not use that opening to devour Hema, instead they walked across the now empty/CWed blocker, through the entire core (allthough they did get stuck on closed gates here and there) to join with Hemas forces at talktothehand.

Now if there's no nap/agreement, a move like that would hardly make sense, so the conclusion is...the two kingdoms have reached some form of agreement. As Doom said, there's no shame in NAPing anybody. Denying it while the proof is plain to see on the map is rather silly though.

Anyway, love my bro's in Hema and still think it's a shame we ended up on opposite sides of the trenches this era. *hugs to you all..and ill add an exposed neck to my special old friend* :)

Never underestimate the invisibilty spell ;)

Not with the current world size its to small; then throw in the race penalty and you got neutered kingdoms running around not liking it so now they are bitching cause of it :P