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Granted, now you have to work on a farm and provide for yourself.

I wish Megan Fox was my own personal underwear model.

she wears your personal underwear with raisin stripes and sweat stained wife beaters, but will not ever take them off


I wish i had a fully functional sensory deprivation chamber

Granted, the teachers assign schoolwork with only 5 minutes to complete it in and if you don't finish you get a 0.

I wish that Duke Pikachu wasn't allowed in this thread because of his negative posts. =P

Granted, but then you aren't good enough to please him and he slaps you with a trout. XD

I wish I had the power to choose which of you keeps posting in here(oh wait...) :p

Granted, but they get their asses kicked anyways >:p

I wish Gawaine's reply to my wish didn't sound so...masochistic...

Granted but your crap and poison 500 people, killing another 200 and lose your job and get sentenced to 10 life in prisonment sentences.

I wish I had a pizza here! Not cooked by Slade too.

Granted, but she only improves by a very small bit and she now refuses to screw you.

I wish my girlfriend gave ANY head

Granted, you move to Romania and become Cobras dungeon biatch.

I wish I could pause time, to sleep and then start time again fully refreshed!

Granted, but you get horrible diarrhea and die crapping yourself.

I wish I could could stop making filler wishes and think of some new ones.

Granted, but you don't have a car or a license.

I wish I knew all Charleys ideas!

Bishop, you ruined this thread. Go die.

I wish that Bishop was dead and nobody cared.

Granted, but he will return and be a *beep* within the next 24 hours.

I wish I had a horde of  30/30 archmages to take over all of Visual Utopia.

Granted. Zeta the god comes in and your arrogance causes Zeta to summon a quadruple horde of super nazzies (1500/1500) to destroy you.

I wish that I had the same status as Zeta and people liked me as much.

That's already happened, he just doesn't want to admit it.

I wish people wouldn't say I'd commit suicide in this thread.

Granted, but you eventually run out of things to do due to all of your free time and masterbate to death. 

I wish I could come up with better wishes :p

That wish has already been wished. Please read back. No wish is granted more than once. Thus you are denied. =P

I wish that I could get a legit title of 'Knight' from RP.

That doesn't bother me. You don't have the power to give/take it away so I'm fine with that.

I wish that politics weren't so harsh.

Granted, then I kill you in your sleep and take your money.

I wish that no one kills me in my sleep :)

Granted, you get fired and run out of money. You sell your house, your car, your parents and your still getting in debt. You become a bum and have to sell your body to horny old men for a buck twenty.

I wish I had super speed!

Granted, you become the CEO of the 1diotic M0r0ns Federation and are known worldwide as the biggest m0r0n :)

I wish Gawaine would stop reviving old topics just to raise his post count.

International Monetary Fund

They basically lend money to governments and major banks (reserve banks)

(They control the worlds exchange rates and all the money)

 

Well this is the hangaround, not RP'ing? And Dargoth, unfortunately that wish went terribly wrong now that I understand it XD

Demonslayer The Confused Demon Farmer


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07:05:13 Jun 17th 09 I am a RPing and Hangaround mod... o.O Don't cut me so short Lew :(

> Lulz ... you're my Robin :)

No it doesn't. It means that YOU are the new Casey Kasem.