Family History

Mr. Titty Sprinkles

Lived in age 0 of Tutorial X, got 1 heir(s) (Titty Sprinkles) and was a member of Dendarii Mercenary Corps
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Mr. Titty Sprinkles

Lived in Era 47 and got 1 heir(s) (Bad Odds).
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Mr. Bad Odds

Lived in Era 47, got 1 heir(s) (George Takei) and was a member of Suluing Starta
Decided to try Starta again, i wanted to make sure to do my part in preventing The Synarchy from winning again. So i choose orc started a city and sent out scouts to find synarchy, located them and built my gaia spamming city. I built more then i usually do when spamming. Napped with my former kingdom Dendarii to ensure we would take out The Synarchy. Mr Envy joins plays elf(aggressively he claimed) I invite a friend from another world Margaret Thatcher human.

At oop i only had 9k gaia, i bypassed piggy's city, as it was on the HoH. a few ticks later i sent out 5 armies of 500 and scouted all the Synarchy cities. discovering how undefended all the cities were. i took Piggys largest city, he resigned within minutes. after taking a couple more cities. Synarchy becomes Ducks will Dominate. after another day all Duck cities in my LoS are gone. Spy for Day joins

Not 24 hours after clearing Ducks, Yang Wenli invades quickly taking my starting city which was undefended. Wipes out Envy(so much for aggressive) and Thatcher who was only hours oop. Shorly after Spy For Day is also taken out.

thatcher restarts and a RL buddy schizo joins learning as he goes. establish a new core with dendarii to our south

After a day or so i sent a few small armies of 99 nazzy to fight Yang at our old core. i manage to burn 2 cities take and plunder a couple cities, before stopping in Spkids, made a few attempts to take other cities with smaller armies failed, i spammed gaia into spykids holding off yangs attack, he regroups with bigger numbers, so i try to quickly get magic 5 to cast Rof on him, but end up being short on tree, so i cast locust on him and he merges in mus. so i spam more gaia and continue casting locust to hold him off for a day or so. every time i had attempted to make and attack he countered it quickly. i assumed he played a similar schedule to myself. so i split my army into 2 armies one with nazzy gaia and mus the other just 100K gaia, force marched them in 2 directions.i reached his starting area and CW his walls and head straight towards a large mine. while i slept his army bounced my big army and froze my smaller one. at the same time i noticed i still had 50K gaia in the core so i sent them north to attack a dwarf whos name escapes me. i take his first 3 cities no problem. move further north and burn his armory city and proceeded to his largest city, while asleep, chipmunk bounced my army. says i was a threat to him by being so close.
i was desperate for gold i was drowning in upkeep looking to take that dwarfs gold. well i got all my armies smashed in a 6 hour period and my upkeep wasnt a problem any more.

so i farmed up a good size army 10K nazzy and headed north, Dragons Maze had fought and beaten Yang wenli, took most of every thing he had except our old core from what i can see. i sent a small nazzy army to see what other damage i could do to Yang.

My nazzy army reached Dragons Maze and took the first 2 cities without a problem, i reached Chipmunks 70K city 1 tick before his main army did, and as expected i was driven back. a quick aotd and time for injured to heal and im back at the 70K and take it no problem, Chipmunks army preps the city i attack wth 66% lose, again with 63% and win. chipmunk still attacks with the army after multiple hits, incubus drives him back one more time, shortly after Dragons Mazes core is taken. but Nicol Bolus is now in the east taking out whats left of yang. Nicol only ended up having 4K nazzy which i RoFed since he seperated them. the rest was just ogres and hammers. we wiped the map of all enemies, all that remains is Dendarii.

01:00:00
Our peasants report seeing some kind of weird lights across the night sky.

always gotta have a player who can cast Arma, been waiting for 2 weeks and still nothing

Mr. George Takei

Lived in Era 47, got 1 heir(s) (Meaner) and was a member of Juggernaut
Was going to start a Borg themed kingdom but a person I discussed it with stole my idea and started his own Borg kingdom. and is my main target in Starta, Leader of Rome Maximus whatever

So instead I'm Suluing Starta. Get ready boys! Oh Myy!

So while working a lot, and going on vacation, it took a while but I Finally finished building my 200K city. I had great hopes for playing human, but after building a mining city, a warehouse city, a 2k gt city and 66667 buildings in my would be 200Ker, I had to save up 86 mil gold, 22 mil stone and 22 mil tree. I was on vacation so I didn't really pay close attention, but I think it was day 14 that I had enough of everything to finish the 200K city. I built it 50/50 mines and farms after homes of course. finished buying my sciences shortly after, my income sky rocketed and with no visible threats I held back on training and completed my sciences. I found building after that to be difficult, I should have built my Magic cities first. live and learn.

I watched as Khaleesi of Dreadnaught eats up both Nichol and Aussie. Nichol destroyed his own cities. then Rome shows up and takes out the other guy from Dragons maze. Romes Leader takes a city from khaleesi, then retreats to the north.

I freeze RoF and ownage Maximus' army, cost me a little more then I gained but not much. worth every piece of gold, to deal the first blow to my main enemy. and to the northeast another Maximus army is heading my way, with only 30K mus it is an easy freeze. So I mobilize 270K mus. and build my Magic city up to 5k MTs. while waiting for enough mus Max sends another small force which I easily Ownage.

My buddy Fries wants to play with me on starta so I accept him into my kingdom but suluing starta with 2 people is just dumb, so we discuss it and join Dreadnaught.

Mr. Meaner

Lived in Era 47, got 1 heir(s) (The Gunslinger) and was a member of Juggernaut
Fries and I have restarted Juggernaut. the kingdom we created last November in Armageddon. I was just coming back and Fries was a total noob when we made Juggernaut.

Im playing orc, since i got robbed of my revenge last era(arma was rushed while i was at work, i had discussed it with Valk about waiting till i could take out Maximus's 200k. Valk stated he wanted to take out DMC before arma, but cast it a few hours later) so i spammed Rome oop. took out Max right away, then landry, then the dwarf(forget his name), and then forget not.

With the plunder i bought sciences, and trained up some nazzy and sent them northwestish. avoiding Middle/FF war as to not butt in. so i found Dreadnaught, my former kingdom, i swarmed with my nazzy and quickly took out the elf. then i aimed for their mines. took out the 2 halfer quickly enough, but incubus a troll was a little more difficult, with 61% I defeated him.

I set my sights on DMC, but in the mean time WoW sent a few armies down to our core, bounced woden, killed the elf army, then we tried to tag team the halfer, so I attacked with a 34% and won lol, wish I would have lost Dweeb had a 94% before I hit.

took out DMC and Wodens kingdom. Arma in 23 days.

1.Mr. Meaner of Juggernaut (Orc)
Had 963,121 land, 1,195,498 troops and 26 science points. Killed 696,025 soldiers, won 96 of 122 battles and captured 54 cities.