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The Second SP@M War | ||||
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Long ago a war raged, it was the first SP@M war between Septim, Defensive, and Vineraven. Defensive created Visual Utopia Players Against Sp@m, in retaliation Septim created Visual Utopia Sp@mmers Against Visual Utopia Players Against SP@M, and for the hell of it...Vineraven created Visual Utopia Players Against *beep*ming. The war raged for what seemed like millenia, until Vineraven and Septim created an alliance and destroyed Defensive's forces in a battle at Ye Olde Taverne. It has been a long time since the first SP@M War...and now a seconds one is starting between two factions led by two Gods. Septim, the God of SP@M, leads Sp@malot, Paladine, the God of Anti-SP@M, leads Anti-*beep*alot. This is the battlefield where all shall end, where one side will come out victorious, men will die, but they will die with honor. | ||||
*Septim stands upon a grassy hill, he waits for Paladine, for Septim would like to shake hands with his enemy before the battle. | ||||
*The Seloc's stand on either side of Septim acting as an honor guard.* | ||||
*vineraven, as he is called nowadays, walks out onto the grassy hill* | ||||
Jonny walks up to Septim. "hey, then what was that battle last night between you might, and Atreidas, and later me Might and you? Where they just skirmishes?" Jonny then takes up residense by spawnings a tiny chair with a campfire, a good way away from Septim | ||||
*Vineraven spawns next to Johny in another chair besides the fire as well* | ||||
"I am indeed." Jonny nods to vineraven, and gives him a marshmellow. "I deserve credit for telling Patton to form the anit-*beep* league." | ||||
*Kassius dusts off his old sp@m cannon, badge, hat and other sp@m commando gear given before the 1st sp@m war* "lets fry em all " | ||||
*Arrives at the battlefield in the SP@MChopper | ||||
*vineraven starts getting nervous with all these SP@M things being wielded.* | ||||
*In a flash of light, Erunion teleports to the field.* | ||||
*Might jumps out of the S@amChopper with Wizardus and equips himself with his *beep* sword and shield and also his trusty controller. (Which by the way is still plugged into Bacardi.....) Might makes Bacardi punch Vineraven in the face.* | ||||
*Tom Bombadil and Siegheart appear suddenly in a flash of light* | ||||
"Bombadil! What are you doing here! Have you gone gallivanting off without Goldberry's permission?" | ||||
Jonny, still sitting next to Vineraven, beins to laugh at Might hystarically. All the sp@mmers around him, and he laughed at them all. "Might, you *beep*. That wasn't Bacardi, that was me! And you made me punch Erunion in the nose!!" The familiar voice of Seloc floats towards the two of them, as Vineraven too, bursts into crazy laugter. Jonny walsk over to Might, still laughing, and steals his controller, with a tiny bit of anti-sp@m | ||||
[I don't remember talking?] | ||||
*in between bursts of hystarical laughter vineraven tries to get his sentence's out with out slurring the words. he fails.* | ||||
*Might takes out an even better controller and shields it with wanabe *beep*mer powers then he plugs it into Jonny and makes him jump into a volcano.* | ||||
*Septim still waits for Paladine. "This guy takes forever..." | ||||
Jonny once agian laughs as Might jumps into a volcano. "I'm a Good anti-sp@mmer Might, your wannabe powers have no control over me. Whatever you do to me, you just imagine in your sleep, and you really do to yourself." Jonny passes a marshmellow on a stick over to vineraven, and proceeds to roast his own over the camp fire the two still sit at. | ||||
*the ground trembles as a huge machine's silouhette appears from behind the castle. As it comes nearer, people realize its a humongous tanklike vehicle!* *me steps out of the SP@M mammoth Tank* "Heya sorry being late, I just had to have a wicked piss back there... Did I miss anything? BTW My Lord Septim you got your SP@M Battle Walker back there too, if you need it. I just finished setting last cannons up" *me shows Septim a pic | ||||
Paladine appears from nowhere next to Septim:. | ||||
"okay.... jonny i think we need to get ourselves some sick awsome vehicle/things too!" | ||||
*Septim faces Paladine. "Yes I did, lets shake hands!" *Septim shakes Paladine's hand and then appears back with the soldiers of *beep*alot. "Now...if you havn't already done so...ATTACK!!!" | ||||
*Might appears next to septim with his controller* | ||||
"Might, put that thing down! You'll do yourself an injury! In fact, you already have! Charge the marshmallow eating Anti-*beep*mers! And be quick about it!" | ||||
*Might plugs the controller into himself and and hands it to Septim.* "I trust you won't kill me." | ||||
*Paladine looks over at the fire.* | ||||
*The fireball passes through Erunion's projected image, dissipating it.* | ||||
*The Seloc appear and pick Vineraven up and throw him of a cliff, to fall into a volcano, which wa*beep* by a tsunami a few seconds later, causing a tornado carrying Vineraven's smoking wet corpse to china, a popular earthquake zone! Suddenly there's an earth-quake and a giant rip in the earth core appears and Vineraven's smoking blowdried corpse falls down into a lava stream, which just this second got hit by a tsunami....ect.* | ||||
*Me jumps into his Mammoth SP@M Tank and aims arround Fizban*
"So.... where are the rest of teh AntiSp@mmers?"
*Acelnorst shrugs and fires the 230mm Dual SP@M cannons at Fizban* | ||||
[Lol Acelnorst just noticed! agent 47 is under the mech warrior!] | ||||
{Bad Idea Acelnorst... Don't shoot at Fizban.} | ||||
*Appears behind Fizban and slices him throughly after making sure hes not a fake. Might spearfished. | ||||
"MIGHT! ACELNORST! STOP YOU FOOLS! YOU'VE BOTH SIGNED YOU'RE OWN DEATH WARRANTS! This is Paladine you're dealing with! You can't kill him! Only anger him! Damn, I don't know why I even bother with you two." | ||||
*Might laughs at Paladine and says, "Paladine IS Fizban if you've read the books! Also hes a panzy person from Europia!" | ||||
"I doubt you will be able to kill him so easily, Might. In fact, I fear you will soon be toasted over an open fireball..." | ||||
"He already should be toasted by a fireball...." | ||||
"Well done my liege." *Guderian goes back to waiting for more people to answer the call* | ||||
Paladine then notices Acelnorst's tank. All of the sudden, Deathscythe Gundam comes from out of nowhere and takes its scythe into the front of the Mammoth Tank and brings it back, cutting the tank in two and leaving the pieces to blow up. The Gundam then goes back into space. | ||||
*Guderian summons a Panzer V and gets in the Copula.* "Forward warriors of Anti-Sp@m answer the call of you master and help us restore order to the world!"*Confronts Septim* "My conditions for your surrender are carefully laid out in this document. My lord has not approved them so after you surrender we may still attack." The document reads: Septim I insist that your army of Sp@m must disband. Then you must promise never again to raise your armies up against us. Also you must never *beep* any forum again. If you obey these terms, we may allow you have the honour of killing yourself rather than feeding you to the dragons. If you do not follow these instructions, I fear there will be further bloodshed. Regards, Guderian King of Anti-Sp@malot. P.S. If you do not answer within 24 hours we will consider you converted as you will not have sp@mmed in that period of time. | ||||
*Might appears next to Guderian laughing then he says, " We will never give up and Paladine Eurnion is a *beep*mer!"* | ||||
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Jonny sees Vineraven, who too, is considered a god, and is un-killable, because he is of the third party *beep*mers (Good-anti-sp@mmers) (na na na na, can't touch us) As Jonny and vineraven sit toasting their marshmellows, explosions occur all around them. They however, are not hurt by these said explosions, because vineraven has created a good anti-sp@m shield around them. Hurra! | ||||
*Septim reads the surrender conditions "Pretty harsh..." *Septim scrawls "NO! I WILL NEVER SURRENDER!!!" in every known language onto the piece of paper and returns it to Guderian. *Septim draws the Blades of SP@M and charges, he slices down upon the Panzer V, slicing the poorly made German tank in half and causing the two halves to explode. | ||||
*Paladine nullifies the attack by turning back time* Whoa now Septim, he didn't attack you, therefore you cannot retaliate. Also, your troops are on the field and some can be brought back, therefore you cannot interfere directly unless attacked. Neither can I, now that my troops have arrived. | ||||
*Septim turns to Paladine. "Alright...I didn't attack him, I attacked the tank that he just happened to be inside" | ||||
Nope... he was in the tank and it would've been fatal to him. Don't try and get technical on me. It won't work for you. | ||||
"No really, I have something against those dang panzers, they always make your Shermans look bad!" | ||||
*Might throws a fireball at Jonny and instantly fries him.* "Score one for the team!" | ||||
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