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The Second SP@M War
12:10:22 Oct 27th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

Long ago a war raged, it was the first SP@M war between Septim, Defensive, and Vineraven. Defensive created Visual Utopia Players Against Sp@m, in retaliation Septim created Visual Utopia Sp@mmers Against Visual Utopia Players Against SP@M, and for the hell of it...Vineraven created Visual Utopia Players Against *beep*ming. The war raged for what seemed like millenia, until Vineraven and Septim created an alliance and destroyed Defensive's forces in a battle at Ye Olde Taverne. It has been a long time since the first SP@M War...and now a seconds one is starting between two factions led by two Gods. Septim, the God of SP@M, leads Sp@malot, Paladine, the God of Anti-SP@M, leads Anti-*beep*alot.

This is the battlefield where all shall end, where one side will come out victorious, men will die, but they will die with honor.


12:11:15 Oct 27th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

*Septim stands upon a grassy hill, he waits for Paladine, for Septim would like to shake hands with his enemy before the battle.


12:15:57 Oct 27th 07 - Lord Seloc:

*The Seloc's stand on either side of Septim acting as an honor guard.*


12:26:39 Oct 27th 07 - Sir Tikocato Frostcomet Vineraven:

*vineraven, as he is called nowadays, walks out onto the grassy hill*

"septim.... it was VUGAS (visual Utopians Good At SP@Ming)..... you always do this to me!!!"*runs off crying*


13:01:11 Oct 27th 07 - Lord Jonny Bacardi The Ruined Son:

Jonny walks up to Septim.

"hey, then what was that battle last night between you might, and Atreidas, and later me Might and you? Where they just skirmishes?"

Jonny then takes up residense by spawnings a tiny chair with a campfire, a good way away from Septim


15:39:13 Oct 27th 07 - Sir Tikocato Frostcomet Vineraven:

*Vineraven spawns next to Johny in another chair besides the fire as well*

" so Bacardi.... how are you involved? are you anti SP@M???"


16:03:47 Oct 27th 07 - Lord Jonny Bacardi The Ruined Son:

"I am indeed."

Jonny nods to vineraven, and gives him a marshmellow.

"I deserve credit for telling Patton to form the anit-*beep* league."


16:25:47 Oct 27th 07 - Mr. Kassius Son of Rome:

*Kassius dusts off his old sp@m cannon, badge, hat and other sp@m commando gear given before the 1st sp@m war*

"lets fry em all "


16:46:20 Oct 27th 07 - Mr. Wizardus:

*Arrives at the battlefield in the SP@MChopper

*Puts on SP@M Sword and SP@M Shield.


16:51:51 Oct 27th 07 - Sir Tikocato Frostcomet Vineraven:

*vineraven starts getting nervous with all these SP@M things being wielded.*

"um, when are all the anti *beep*mers going to show up?"


18:15:46 Oct 27th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

*In a flash of light, Erunion teleports to the field.*
"Mighty Septim! I have brought ye to the revel, now dance if ye can!*"

*Quote shamelessly stolen from William Wallace... :P


18:42:47 Oct 27th 07 - Mr. Might:

*Might jumps out of the S@amChopper with Wizardus and equips himself with his *beep* sword and shield and also his trusty controller. (Which by the way is still plugged into Bacardi.....) Might makes Bacardi punch Vineraven in the face.*


02:49:23 Oct 28th 07 - Mr. Sigheart:

*Tom Bombadil and Siegheart appear suddenly in a flash of light*



02:02:41 Oct 28th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

"Bombadil! What are you doing here! Have you gone gallivanting off without Goldberry's permission?"


12:53:04 Oct 28th 07 - Lord Jonny Bacardi The Ruined Son:

Jonny, still sitting next to Vineraven, beins to laugh at Might hystarically. All the sp@mmers around him, and he laughed at them all.

"Might, you *beep*. That wasn't Bacardi, that was me! And you made me punch Erunion in the nose!!"

The familiar voice of Seloc floats towards the two of them, as Vineraven too, bursts into crazy laugter.

Jonny walsk over to Might, still laughing, and steals his controller, with a tiny bit of anti-sp@m


13:10:03 Oct 28th 07 - Lord Seloc:

[I don't remember talking?]


13:21:39 Oct 28th 07 - Sir Tikocato Frostcomet Vineraven:

*in between bursts of hystarical laughter vineraven tries to get his sentence's out with out slurring the words. he fails.*

"andnowjonnybacktothecampsitesowecaneatmarshmellowsandstuff. oh and by the way, I re-made the VUGAS from the first war, its under the title "GOOD ANTI SP@M"


18:21:37 Oct 28th 07 - Mr. Might:

*Might takes out an even better controller and shields it with wanabe *beep*mer powers then he plugs it into Jonny and makes him jump into a volcano.*


21:53:05 Oct 28th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

*Septim still waits for Paladine.

"This guy takes forever..."


01:28:35 Oct 29th 07 - Lord Jonny Bacardi The Ruined Son:

Jonny once agian laughs as Might jumps into a volcano.

"I'm a Good anti-sp@mmer Might, your wannabe powers have no control over me. Whatever you do to me, you just imagine in your sleep, and you really do to yourself."

Jonny passes a marshmellow on a stick over to vineraven, and proceeds to roast his own over the camp fire the two still sit at.


13:46:57 Oct 29th 07 - Mr. Acelnorst:

*the ground trembles as a huge machine's silouhette appears from behind the castle. As it comes nearer, people realize its a humongous tanklike vehicle!*

*me steps out of the SP@M mammoth Tank*

"Heya sorry being late, I just had to have a wicked piss back there... Did I miss anything? BTW My Lord Septim you got your SP@M Battle Walker back there too, if you need it. I just finished setting last cannons up"

*me shows Septim a pic


14:10:43 Oct 29th 07 - Sir Patton:

Paladine appears from nowhere next to Septim:.





You called, Septim?


14:46:23 Oct 29th 07 - Sir Tikocato Frostcomet Vineraven:

"okay.... jonny i think we need to get ourselves some sick awsome vehicle/things too!"

*proceeds to roast marshmellow*


14:50:11 Oct 29th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

*Septim faces Paladine.

"Yes I did, lets shake hands!"

*Septim shakes Paladine's hand and then appears back with the soldiers of *beep*alot.

"Now...if you havn't already done so...ATTACK!!!"


15:23:02 Oct 29th 07 - Mr. Might:

*Might appears next to septim with his controller*


16:42:03 Oct 29th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

"Might, put that thing down! You'll do yourself an injury! In fact, you already have! Charge the marshmallow eating Anti-*beep*mers! And be quick about it!"


16:50:21 Oct 29th 07 - Mr. Might:

*Might plugs the controller into himself and and hands it to Septim.*


"I trust you won't kill me."


17:03:50 Oct 29th 07 - Sir Patton:

*Paladine looks over at the fire.*

Hmm, I think it needs to be a bit warmer to roast marshmellows properly.

*Paladine throws a fireball towards the campfire, but it misses and strikes Erunion and Might.*

Woops.  Sorry about that.

*Paladine just tosses on a few more logs afterwards.*


17:27:33 Oct 29th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

*The fireball passes through Erunion's projected image, dissipating it.*
"Paladine! That's getting annoying! Those things are darn hard to cast."


18:10:18 Oct 29th 07 - Lord Seloc:

*The Seloc appear and pick Vineraven up and throw him of a cliff, to fall into a volcano, which wa*beep* by a tsunami a few seconds later, causing a tornado carrying Vineraven's smoking wet corpse to china, a popular earthquake zone! Suddenly there's an earth-quake and a giant rip in the earth core appears and Vineraven's smoking blowdried corpse falls down into a lava stream, which just this second got hit by a tsunami....ect.*


18:32:02 Oct 29th 07 - Mr. Acelnorst:

*Me jumps into his Mammoth SP@M Tank and aims arround Fizban*

 

"So.... where are the rest of teh AntiSp@mmers?"

 

*Acelnorst shrugs and fires the 230mm Dual SP@M cannons at Fizban*


18:55:12 Oct 29th 07 - Lord Seloc:

[Lol Acelnorst just noticed! agent 47 is under the mech warrior!]


20:02:59 Oct 29th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

{Bad Idea Acelnorst... Don't shoot at Fizban.}


20:06:28 Oct 29th 07 - Mr. Might:

*Appears behind Fizban and slices him throughly after making sure hes not a fake. Might spearfished.


20:20:28 Oct 29th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

"MIGHT! ACELNORST! STOP YOU FOOLS! YOU'VE BOTH SIGNED YOU'RE OWN DEATH WARRANTS! This is Paladine you're dealing with! You can't kill him! Only anger him! Damn, I don't know why I even bother with you two."


20:38:42 Oct 29th 07 - Mr. Might:

*Might laughs at Paladine and says, "Paladine IS Fizban if you've read the books! Also hes a panzy person from Europia!"


20:42:05 Oct 29th 07 - Mr. Erunion Telcontar:

"I doubt you will be able to kill him so easily, Might. In fact, I fear you will soon be toasted over an open fireball..."


21:48:25 Oct 29th 07 - Sir Patton:

"He already should be toasted by a fireball...."

Paladine turns to see the impudent person who dares to try to attack him...

"This time, I'm afraid there's no saving you."

Paladine takes his sword and moves faster than mortal sight can follow and swings upward, cleaving Might in two and sends the halves into the air. Paladine then continues to move in the air and keeps slashing through the meaty chunks until they're tiny meaty chunks. He then takes Might's soul and crushes it with his hand. Might is no more and beyond resurrection.


21:53:45 Oct 29th 07 - Lord Guderian:

"Well done my liege."

*Guderian goes back to waiting for more people to answer the call*

21:55:23 Oct 29th 07 - Sir Patton:

Paladine then notices Acelnorst's tank. All of the sudden, Deathscythe Gundam comes from out of nowhere and takes its scythe into the front of the Mammoth Tank and brings it back, cutting the tank in two and leaving the pieces to blow up. The Gundam then goes back into space.


22:02:43 Oct 29th 07 - Lord Guderian:

*Guderian summons a Panzer V and gets in the Copula.*

"Forward warriors of Anti-Sp@m answer the call of you master and help us restore order to the world!"

*Confronts Septim*

"My conditions for your surrender are carefully laid out in this document. My lord has not approved them so after you surrender we may still attack."

The document reads:

Septim

I insist that your army of Sp@m must disband. Then you must promise never again to raise your armies up against us. Also you must never *beep* any forum again. If you obey these terms, we may allow you have the honour of killing yourself rather than feeding you to the dragons.

If you do not follow these instructions, I fear there will be further bloodshed.

Regards,

Guderian
King of Anti-Sp@malot.

P.S. If you do not answer within 24 hours we will consider you converted as you will not have sp@mmed in that period of time.

22:09:00 Oct 29th 07 - Mr. Might:

*Might appears next to Guderian laughing then he says, " We will never give up and Paladine Eurnion is a *beep*mer!"*


22:11:36 Oct 29th 07 - Mr. Sigheart:



*Sig Heart continues to wait for the imminent battle, for now only small skirmishes have graced the battlefield*


22:59:25 Oct 29th 07 - Lord Jonny Bacardi The Ruined Son:

Jonny sees Vineraven, who too, is considered a god, and is un-killable, because he is of the third party *beep*mers (Good-anti-sp@mmers) (na na na na, can't touch us)

As Jonny and vineraven sit toasting their marshmellows, explosions occur all around them. They however, are not hurt by these said explosions, because vineraven has created a good anti-sp@m shield around them.

Hurra!


00:35:13 Oct 30th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

*Septim reads the surrender conditions

"Pretty harsh..."

*Septim scrawls "NO! I WILL NEVER SURRENDER!!!" in every known language onto the piece of paper and returns it to Guderian.

*Septim draws the Blades of SP@M and charges, he slices down upon the Panzer V, slicing the poorly made German tank in half and causing the two halves to explode.


04:10:02 Oct 30th 07 - Sir Patton:

*Paladine nullifies the attack by turning back time*

Whoa now Septim, he didn't attack you, therefore you cannot retaliate. Also, your troops are on the field and some can be brought back, therefore you cannot interfere directly unless attacked. Neither can I, now that my troops have arrived.


04:11:36 Oct 30th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

*Septim turns to Paladine.

"Alright...I didn't attack him, I attacked the tank that he just happened to be inside"


04:12:34 Oct 30th 07 - Sir Patton:

Nope... he was in the tank and it would've been fatal to him. Don't try and get technical on me. It won't work for you.


04:14:16 Oct 30th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

"No really, I have something against those dang panzers, they always make your Shermans look bad!"


04:19:37 Oct 30th 07 - Mr. Might:

*Might throws a fireball at Jonny and instantly fries him.*


"Score one for the team!"


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