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*Sigheart suddenly moves in*

*Using his elemental mastery of wind he appears behind Might at shocking speed, then he mixes Fire and Lightning to create a bomb like  mixture and explodes it in Might's chest, destroying him*

*Septim simply drops some SP@M into the tube of the tank. The tank fires and the SP@M (Which has hardened) causes the shell to detonate, making the front of the tank explode. Septim then buries the destroyed tank under a ton of SP@M that hardens instantly.

*Might coumes out of the doctors office and says, "*beep*MERS ATTACKS!"

and charges Angel of Death.*

*Septim appears in front of Might

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! He isn't an anti-SP@MMER, attack one of them!"

*Might straps on several *beep*nukes and charges a group of anti-*beep*mers*

"How can someone with no soul and body attack?"

Paladine muses on this and then snaps his fingers, causing the levitating nukes to detonate on the Sp@mmer side of the field.

*Fortunatly the camp had already emptied so no one was injured or killed*

*dragonorc comes flying in out of nowhere!*

"did i miss anything?

Might hobbles over to the angel of Death and says, "I want a *beep*sword, lightsaber, *beep*ak47, a larnge *beep*nuke, and a picture of Goerge Foreman, oh and some medical stuff please."

*Stabs Guderian in the heart

"Paladine! NO SNIPING MY GUYS!!! You're immortal, THEY are not!"

"You should have specified what you stabbed me with..."

*Guderian feels slight pain from being stabbed with an elastic band, but quickly recovers and withdraws to where Patton is sniping*

"What plan of action should I follow my lord?"

*Septim's head briefly has a hole, but then fills in with molten SP@M.

"Grrrrr..."

*Septim SP@Ms the hell outta Paladine

*Angel walks over to the all the *beep*mers and gives each of them a sp@m sword, lightsaber, sp@m ak47's , a large sp@m nuke, a picture of Goerge Foreman, Sp@m shields, and unlimited medical supplies. Angel returns to his shop and waits for anymore orders*

"Haha.Man, this truely is a great battle!"

Jonny and vineraven still sit inside their anti-everything shield, roasting their marshmellows, and telling old war stories and such. Well, mainly Vineraven talking about the good old days of VUGA, in the tri-sp@m wars.

"Wizardus of *beep* I challenge you to a duel to the death"

"Anti-Sp@m vs Sp@m!"

BTW this is my character colored

"Aww man no one's brave enough to battle me" mused Sig Hart.

*Staring at the at the Lightsaber as it came Sig quickly activates Douken the Lightning Sword, with his other hand he uses Wind Elemental Magic to stop the Lightsaber, he then begins to twirl the Lightsaber lazily. Finally he sends it right back to Wizardus"

*Septim enters the battle in the form of an avatar, a human with short brown hair and fierce green eyes. Septim smiles and walks over to a dead soldier, he takes the dead man's SP@M rifle and ammo and starts fighting the forces of Paladine and the anti-SP@MMERS. Septim fights for several hours.

"Man, this is intense!"

*Septim notices a bomb flying towards him and jumps into a trench, the bomb flies over his head and blows up one of his allied soldiers. Septim holds his SP@M rifle tight as he peeks out of the trench and fires a few shots, the shots drop a few Anti-SP@M soldiers, but Septim notices ten more approaching. Septim retreats to the cover of his hole. Septim checks his ammo.

"Hmph, one bullet left..."

*Septim peeks over and sees that the center man has a flamethrower. Septim aims carefully and fires, the long SP@M bullet flies through the air and hits the gas tank. The man explodes and the soldiers around him combust into flames. Septim watches the wonderful sight.

"Ahhhh, I love the smell of burning Anti-Sp@mmers in the morning!"

*Septim crawls over to one of his dead comrades and takes the dead soldier's ammo. Septim discards his own empty clip and loads a fresh one in. Septim then shuts the soldier's eyes and readies himself for further combat.

Paladine looks over the carnage being made by Septim. He then pulls out a radio and yells into it, "Broken Arrow".

Soon, hundreds of planes swarm over head and release conventional bombs and napalm over the sp@mmer side of the field. Helicopers fire missles and bullets into the madness and carnage reigns supreme.

Paladine waits for the bubble shield to dissipate, and then pull out his sniper rifle, zooming in with the scope, he waits until he gets a critical lock like in Halo 2. He then switches to his secondary weapon (oddly enough, his sword) and then immediately hits the fire button while the reticle is still red. Paladine flies accross the field and hits Septim with an uppercut/slash. Getting rid of all Septim's health and making him look at the frag counts.

*Might launches a picture of George Foreman at a group of anti-*beep*mer soldiers and incinerates them all.*

*Septim throws a bubble shield in front of him. The shield protects him against the blast. Septim runs up to the dragon and jumps on its back, using God of War moves Septim jumps up its back and places his two swords into the dragon's eyes. The dragon shakes his head and Septim almost flies off, yet he keeps on due to the chains of his Blades of SP@M being attached to his arms. Septim pulls them out and stabs the dragon's eyes again, severely blinding him. Septim then jumps over the dragon's head and throws his blades into the dragon's throat, Septim pulls and the flies up to the beast's neck, Septim pulls his blades out and enters them again into a major blood vein. The mighty dragon gives one last roar before he falls down to the ground, dead. Septim feels bad for killing such a mighty beast, but it had to be so...

*Might uses his unlitmited medical supplies (Thanks Angel of Death!) and teleports behind Guderians Tank and cleaves it in half with his might *beep* sword. both of the halfs fall apart and Might sees Guderians cowering before Mights Might.*

[I might be from another country and be learning English as I go!]

*Might rejects the power of grammar!*