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The Second SP@M War | ||||
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{It was worth trying anyway :) } | ||||
*Septim runs over to Might and pulls out a Rocket launcher, he fires at Guderian's tank and blows it up. Septim then sits beside Might. "You are getting a promotion to Knight, enjoy!" *Septim runs off through a field of explosions. | ||||
{My tank was already destroyed...} *Guderian grabs his 20mm chaingun and places it on the ground. Then he casts an enchantment and opens fire. Explosions are seen all over the the $pam half of the field and then Guderian aims at Might. extreme firepower is delivered and continues to pound his flesh*"HAHAHAHAHA! My ammo will never end and no one can withstand my firepower! Oh, Patton, please watch my back." | ||||
*Septim pulls out a lazer targeter, he aims it at Guderian and paints his minigun. "Hehehe..." *Suddenly a SP@M rocket flies into Guderian and his minigun and blows them both into a thousand pieces. Septim puts the targeter away and runs off. | ||||
Erunion teleports inside the Good-Anti-Sp@m encampent. | ||||
*Lying on the ground, Guderian looks towards Patton* "I followed you to the end, my brother, my General, my Liege. My body is broken, I will not survive much longer. Continue our glorious fight, bring the forces of Anti-$pam victory!I go to the realm of my fathers, in whose might company, I will not now be ashamed..." *Guderians voice starts to fade, but then faint singing is heard. It is as if the wind carries the voices of many. Soon they begin to sing together and their words are heard* " Ob's stürmt oder schneit, Ob die Sonne uns lacht Der Tag glühend heiß Oder eiskalt die Nacht Bestaubt sind die Gesichter Doch froh ist unser Sinn Ist unser Sinn Es braust unser Panzer Im Sturmwind dahin Mit donnernden Motoren Geschwind wie der Blitz Dem Feinde entgegen Im Panzer geschützt Voraus den Kameraden Im Kampf steh'n wir allein Steh'n wir allein So stoßen wir tief In die feindlichen Reihn Wenn vor uns ein feindliches Heer dann erscheint Wird Vollgas gegeben Und ran an den Feind! Was gilt denn unser Leben Für unsres Reiches Heer? Ja Reiches Heer? Für Deutschland zu sterben Ist uns höchste Ehr. Mit Sperren und Minen Hält der Gegner uns auf Wir lachen darüber Und fahren nicht drauf Und droh'n vor uns Geschütze Versteckt im gelben Sand Im gelben Sand Wir suchen uns Wege Die keiner sonst fand Und läßt uns im Stich Einst das treulose Glück Und kehren wir nicht mehr Zur Heimat zurück Trifft uns die Todeskugel Ruft uns das Schicksal ab Ja Schicksal ab Dann wird uns der Panzer Ein ehernes Grab." *As the song continues to echo in the distance, Guderian's body begins to fade away* | ||||
*Septim salutes his fallen enemy. "Rest in peace, King Guderian, you fought well" *Septim takes out his scope and begins looking for enemies. | ||||
die already! *dragonorc blows up guderian with a fire bomb | ||||
*Guderians remains are blown to the other side of the hill, however the explosion of the fire bomb jump starts his heart and Guderian quickly regains consciousness. He then starts to regenerate his powers and health and creates a defensive bubble around himself while he does so* {You didn't think I would die so easily in such an important struggle did you? Patton, protect me m8!} | ||||
*Might also salutes King Guderian. Though its hard with 5 holes in you. Then falls to the ground in pain. then blackness.......* | ||||
*Septim runs over to Might and pulls out his unlimited medical supplies. Septim patches up Might and throws him up on his shoulder. "I'm getting you outta here!" *Septim runs through a field of constant artillery bombardment, explosions happening all around him, Septim runs to the Sp@mmers camp, Septim throws Might down on a bedroll and runs out to fight some more. | ||||
Erunion glares at Dragonorc... | ||||
*Might roars Guderians still alive!? He charges Guderian with his *beep*sword and does a complex move called Small Cat bite Huge Bean. And slices open Guderians left Cheek.* | ||||
Unfortunately for Might, Guderian's still under a shield... | ||||
*Septim pulls out a SP@M laser targeter and aims it at Guderian, he paints him once again and a SP@M rocket blows down Guderian's shield. Septim pulls out his SP@M rifle and fires, the bullet hits Guderian between the eyes. "If he won't get back on his own, Paladine will bring him back..." *Septim sees an anti-SP@M soldier run up to Guderian, the soldier has a flamethrower. "Perfect..." *Septim fires at the tank on the enemy's back. The tank explodes and catches Guderian's body on fire. Septim then aims his laser targeter at Guderian and paints his body again, the body is blown up and Septim laughs. "He'll be back, I know he will!" *Septim runs off... | ||||
*Might runs straight into the *beep*shield and severly burns his right hand.* "Why am I so stupid!" | ||||
*Guderian falls to the ground and waits for life to enter his body again* | ||||
*Might limps away to his unlimited medical supplies and uses them after he shoots several stupid anti-*beep*mer soldiers.* | ||||
Paladine sends several sexy angels to bring life back to Guderian, they then form a perimeter around him to protect him. All sp@mmers that look at the angels must post another sexy angel pic instead of attacking Guderian. He then sets off his C4 explosives that were hidden under Might's unlimited medical supplies and takes both the supplies and Might out..... again. | ||||
*Might takes out is backups supplies in the middle of the explosion and uses them.* | ||||
Patton takes a moment to point out that people aren't going to be doing squat in an explosion, much less medical work.. | ||||
*Gives Might some medical supplies | ||||
*The angels protect Guderian who gets up, puts some sunglasses on, looks triumphant and says* "I have returned!"*He then has the angels attack Wizardus who cannot fight back against them. They pick him up and drop him on top inside one of his own nukes. Then they blow the nuke up and return to Guderian. He then grabs a new mini gun and opens fire upon the $pammers* | ||||
Verll comes rolling in with the SP@M tank. He drives over several anti-sp@m soldiers and then blows Guderian into pieces. He then continues to kill every anti-sp@m soldier he sees. Someone he explode in pieces and other he rips to pieces with the over-sized machine gun, which is mounted at the top of the tank | ||||
*Might wishes he could have that tank.* | ||||
Verll stops the tank right in front of Might and shouts out to him. | ||||
*Guderians angels swarm Verll and rip his *beep* tank to pieces. They then tare Verll to pieces by pulling all his limbs off. After this they return to Guderian and resurrect him.* "It's good to be back."*Guderian then moves to right beside Patton to ensure that no one will kill him for a while, he proceeds to open fire with his mini gun while his angel bodyguards watch* | ||||
Verll wonders what was banging at his tank... | ||||
*angel of death kills all of guderians angels* Im the only angel here! *runs up to Guderian and slaps him with a Sp@m newspaper*
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*Patton revives the angels due to Angel of Death not following the rules.* | ||||
*Angel stomps off to his shop* stinkin rules i dont remember any rules. | ||||
*Septim puts on some armor and a very intimidating looking helmet.
"Let us win this!" *Septim pulls out his SP@M great bow and fires a massive arrow at Guderian. | ||||
look! 0.o there's Might in the background. | ||||
*Woot im a munchkin! No wonder everypne beats me in battles!* | ||||
*Guderian casts spelling at Septims arrow. Spelling turns the arrow around and heads straight for Might* "Dodge that!"*Then Guderian gets out another modded tank with a minigun on the turret he gets behind the minigun and opens fire. As he shoots his guardian angels protect him from attacks* | ||||
Verll uses his special ANTI-ANGELS AND TANKKILLER bomb and blows up Guderian's tank and kills all of his angels | ||||
"Paladine sends several sexy angels to bring life back to Guderian, they then form a perimeter around him to protect him. All sp@mmers that look at the angels must post another sexy angel pic instead of attacking Guderian." (Patton said this yesterday) (Anti-$pammers! If you value our cause rally to Patton and help us to defeat these monsters!) | ||||
Patton takes up a USMC anti-materiel sniper rifle (oddly enough, it's nicknamed 'God' (Crazy marines)) and takes aim at the Sp@m Tank. | ||||
*Might throws a bucket of water/uber-anti-*beep* protector on the tank. Fixes the tank and pores more oil into it. Then he jumps into the gunner position and opens fire at Guderian.* (After blocking the arrow of course) | ||||
*Being protected by the angels, Guderian was able to aim perfectly from his tank. He then shot a round directly into the $pam tank which promptly exploded and flew to different corners of the universe* "So much for that vehicle..." | ||||
*Seloc puts on his crown and rises from his throne, and multiplies. Suddenly Seloc has a small army and they all attack Guderian with an array of dazaling ninja tecknices.* | ||||
Seloc suddenly gets a lap dance from some (fallen?) angel and his army of ninjas stop their attack and stare at the scene, grasping their ninja-tos tightly. | ||||
(I think they must have fallen a longgggggggg way.) *Having realised that it was Sigheart that had dressed up as Seloc and was getting a lap dance, the other Seloc's contiuned there attacks on Guderian.* | ||||
*Might looks at the angels and sees(<----- Hot Angels?) and sneaks past them and slits Guderian throughly from behind.* | ||||
{I don't think that was hot enough} | ||||
*Might fixes his head and says,"Im immortal ye dim-witted dung beetle!"* "Snapps!" | ||||
Verll looks at the | ||||
Verll forgets that Demons have needs too (and are fallen angels themselves) and starts trying to buy the angels some drinks, as well as trying to spit some game. Once they're shot down, the demons leave dejectedly (or get drunk) | ||||
*The dust clears and as Verll laughs he notices that there is another presence is coming for him* | ||||
"Excellent Sigheart, press the attack. Also, inform the king that his presence is requested by some news show..." | ||||
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