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*Might messes with Guderians body and makes him have a heart attack which kills him.*

Realturka ashamedly realises that people write stuff about THEMSELVES and explodes regretfully. All the Septim clones die.

All but one...

*Septim waves.

*Septim comes back to life with a ghostbuster weapon and sucks Realturka up.

"That's better..."

*Septim pulls out his SP@M cannon.

* Revenge appears on Septim's other side and pulls out the latest invention the " Sp@m Cat Drones"

" Go my minons muahahahhaahha"

" Septim there has been a massive overturn in the west we are driving back the non-believers"

Paladine streaks accross the battlefield and hits Might, Revenge and Realturka with his 'Great Whacking Pole' and sends them flying elsewhere. He then turns his attention to Septim and starts twirling his pole around with great speed, striking at the dreaded Sp@m Cannon and striking at Septim's person.

Paladine leans back and the sp@m flies overhead in slow motion. He then reaches out into space and an adamantium katana appears in his hand.

"Blowtorch this..."

Paladine steps forward and slashes at Septim's Blowtorch's gas tank, causing the hose to come off and the gas comes into the air. Oddly enough, sparks from his katana slicing against the metal tanks causes an explosion that causes all mortals near them to die.

*Realturka, saved from the blast by hiding behind a massive chunk of *beep*, strikes with amazing speed and attacks Septim with his Whackshashi (or something similar). He hits septim's hanzo and it gets stuck in a big rock.

* revenge returns to feet and rides into a forest on sp@m*

* he returns with sp@m monkeys and apes*

 " septim i return"

*dragonorcs keen senses spot realturka and blasts a very very very big nuclear fire bomb at realturka totally incinerating him "ouch"

*Septim grips the Hanzo sword tightly and pulls it out of the rock. The sword glows with fiery SP@M energy. Septim throws a rock at Realturka and it splits his skull.

"Good, now...PALADINE!!!"

*Might throws a large *beep*pie at Paladines face*

"Why is everyone dead?"

Paladine sidesteps the blow and swats at Septim's sword.

"Sp@m is degenerating the English language and the pure form of the written word! It's also a bad lunch meat substitute anyways!"

Paladine then goes for a slash across Septim's chest.

Patton sees the slash five feet away from him, and it goes through the air without hitting anything solid. Patton thinks for a moment and then holds up his hand, "This war is solving nothing, apparently we aren't going to kill each other off, so we must come up with another way of solving this crisis...."

Paladine snaps his fingers and everyone finds themselves in an arcade (well, except for the sp@m soldiers and anti-sp@m soldiers). In front of everyone is an oversized Dance Dance Revolution machine. Patton tosses a couple quarters in the machine and turns towards Septim as "Captain Jack" starts playing, "I challenge you to a game of DDR!!"

and back to the war

" apes attack with your sp@mtastic powers!"

" push back the non-believers"

" kill them all!!!!"

*Might starts reciting the funniest joke in the world in German.*

"Fidel Castro? All he was good for was sticking cigars in ladies'....err... wait that was Bill Clinton. Anyways, dance off!"

Fizban jumps up on his side of the DDR booth as he waits for his opponent.

*senturu jumps on Septim*

Fool, you cannot escape my wrath!!

*senturu slaps Septim with a willow stick*

Fool, i got ya!!!!!

*Shoots Senturu in the head with a pie laucher.*

*Might flips out like a ninja and kills everyone but Septim and Paladine.*

"AFRONOVA!!!"

*Septim slides a quarter into the machine and starts pulling some sweet moves.

*Septim shakes Patton's hands while pulling off several perfects.

"Sorry, it was a bit mean to dance while Senturu attacked me..."

Alright...fine...a truce...

RIVERDANCE!!!!