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Septim Gets Sued 2
16:57:44 Mar 2nd 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

Septim walks in, once again in handcuffs, and sits down on the chair, a man comes before him.

"Septim, you are charged with SP@MMING the forums, selling exotic animals, causing the deaths of a few people in Ye Olde Taverne with a drink called the Drunk's Demise, creating a Survivor thread, urinating in public, and the extortion of many businesses...how do you plead?"

*Septim rises.

"Not guilty!!!"

Of a few of those charges...I'm not a liar...they didn't say that whole truth, nothing but the truth thing yet...

Positions

Judge -

Defense (defending me in court) -

Prosecution (wanting to bring me down...) -

Defendant (person being sued) - Septim

Lets get this show on the road!


17:18:29 Mar 2nd 08 - Wolflord Karac:

Judge- Karac


17:22:24 Mar 2nd 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

Judge - Karac

Defense (defending me in court) -

Prosecution (wanting to bring me down...) -

Defendant (person being sued) - Septim

There can be more than one Defense Lawyer and Prosecutor...


18:44:33 Mar 2nd 08 - Mr. Plato:

Prosecution - Plato


18:53:10 Mar 2nd 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

Judge - Karac

Defense (defending me in court) -

Prosecution (wanting to bring me down...) - Plato

Defendant (person being sued) - Septim


19:33:58 Mar 2nd 08 - Mr. Spud:

Judge - Karac

Guard (Stands around next to the judge and makes funny comments) - Spud

Judge - Karac

Defense (defending me in court) -

Prosecution (wanting to bring me down...) - Plato

Defendant (person being sued) - Septim


21:16:17 Mar 2nd 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

Guard (Stands around next to the judge and makes funny comments) - Spud

Judge - Karac

Defense (defending me in court) -

Prosecution (wanting to bring me down...) - Plato

Defendant (person being sued) - Septim


21:19:05 Mar 2nd 08 - Lord Scientist:

Looks like I'm not taking part then, I would never defend Septim in court.......
:P


21:20:32 Mar 2nd 08 - Mr. Killer:

You can be another prosecutor...

Guard (Stands around next to the judge and makes funny comments) - Spud

Judge - Karac

Defense (defending me in court) - Killer(I plan to lose!..)

Prosecution (wanting to bring me down...) - Plato

Defendant (person being sued) - Septim




22:30:31 Mar 2nd 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

Thanks Killer...*sighs* and if my King will not defend me in court...that is sad...


23:00:59 Mar 2nd 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar:

"Killer, if you plan to lose for Septim, I'll defend him, as his viceroy. I will not intentionally lose for my client."

{I'm a great defense lawyer, I've never lost a case! Of course, all my cases have been on these forums, but...}


23:10:27 Mar 2nd 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

Guard (Stands around next to the judge and makes funny comments) - Spud

Judge - Karac

Defense (defending me in court) - Killer, Erunion Telcontar

Prosecution (wanting to bring me down...) - Plato

Defendant (person being sued) - Septim


01:08:15 Mar 3rd 08 - Mr. Plato:

I plan to lose.  The other roles were boring.


01:50:44 Mar 3rd 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

Do not plan to lose! Plan to win!


02:26:28 Mar 3rd 08 - Mr. Plato:

I'm just kidding.  Except about that last part.  The other roles look boring.


03:03:58 Mar 3rd 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven:

*Salaracen once again arrives late to the creation of another forum game*

"I hope I'm not too late...."


*he looks around seeing everybody already in their postitions*

"ahhh SHIRT.  wait!!! you don't have witnesses Ill be one!!!"


04:06:17 Mar 3rd 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

There can be up to four prosecutors and defense lawyers...


04:07:17 Mar 3rd 08 - Mr. Plato:

I'll be less harsh if people would look at RP Stick Game...


07:03:13 Mar 3rd 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven:

wait... Stickman? is that you in there?


18:30:31 Mar 3rd 08 - Mr. Killer:

[What?! I'm not going to purposelly lose. Upon my oath, I have never lost a case, on purpose or just because I defended it badly! Maybe I haven't won any cases either, but...]


18:39:46 Mar 3rd 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar:

{Hmmm.... As I have one several (VU) cases, I'll be head of the defense... If Septim doesn't mind.}


21:00:21 Mar 3rd 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

[[OOC: Of course not, I asked you...now let me get this underway, Karac, begin, if you do not begin within 10 hours we will have to appoint a different Judge...]]


23:18:44 Mar 3rd 08 - Mr. Killer:

:( Only 1 prosecutor to two defence lawyers. This will be easy...


23:41:47 Mar 3rd 08 - Wolflord Karac:

order, order, i will have order in my court!!

 

bailiff, please read the charges against the accused..... bailiff?...... bailiff????


23:43:36 Mar 3rd 08 - Mr. Plato:

"Septim, you are charged with SP@MMING the forums, selling exotic animals, causing the deaths of a few people in Ye Olde Taverne with a drink called the Drunk's Demise, creating a Survivor thread, urinating in public, and the extortion of many businesses...how do you plead


00:49:25 Mar 4th 08 - Mr. Spud:

*Spud chuckles at "Urinating in public"*


01:38:40 Mar 4th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

"I plead guilty to the charges of SP@MMING the forums, selling exotic animals, and creating a survivor thread. I really don't see what's wrong with the survivor thread one...and I made the people in the tavern sign a form exempting me from any prosecution, so that charge is void..."


01:48:54 Mar 4th 08 - Mr. Plato:

yes, those two are void, but still the toher ones you admit, and are thou guilty.

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08:10:19 Mar 4th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven:

[ill be the second prosecutor...]

"Septim, is it true that your SP@MMING has brought the Forum to its knees a number of times, for example yourself being the leading spearhead in the war of SP@M, causing multiple events of unnecessary procedures to keep the Forums clean of SP@M by the Admins, Making SP@MMING a terrible offense?"


17:45:22 Mar 4th 08 - Mr. Killer:

*Killer sits nervously in his chair. He bursts out with a few quetions, as no-one seems to have been very informed about the charges. He quietly asks Septim what exotic animals he sold. He then adresses Vineraven's quetion. "Is Sp@mming really such a terrible offense? Is it were, would not Septim be banned in order to prevent sp@mming by the Admin? Is the Admin here himself today in order to be a witness to this Sp@mming, as would not he be annoyed at it. He seems to let the matter pass through his hands. I would think it more that the anti-sp@mmers provoked Septim into battling them." Killer stops, pondering for a moment, and realises what a load of bull*beep* he just said. This was necessary of course... "Thank you your honour," Killer finishes while sitting back down.*


18:44:33 Mar 4th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar:

"As an offense, Sp@mming was not, in fact, illegal. It is now a minor charge, but, and I repeat, but, the accused sp@mming days ended when his actions became illegal. Therefore, Septim has not broken a law. One cannot break a law that doesn't exist, and one cannot be tried for a crime that only became illegal after the so called 'crime' was committed. If our laws read otherwise, a judge who had been cheated on could make Adultery punishable by death, and have the guilty killed. The immorality of doing so, as you well know, would completely offset the legal system. This great institution would become a place of revenge hearings, where an angry man in power could do whatever he wished to an innocent man. To allow this to pass would destroy the foundation of the legal system, in effect, it would throw this place into complete anarchy."


22:41:37 Mar 4th 08 - Mr. Plato:

"URINATING IN PUBLIC!!!!!!!!!!!!  HOW DO YOU BACK THAT UP!?!?!"


22:48:22 Mar 4th 08 - Mr. Killer:

*Killer stands and adresses the judge. "Your Honour, that isn't really a crinimal offence, a dirty thing to do, perhaps, but not a crinimal offence, even if my client did so, which I doubt. He might have had to really badly go, and had no choice. Urinating in public I'm sure is better then getting the various diseases you could get instead by holding it in. So, your Honour, it may have been entirely necessary. I'd also like to see any witnesses if any, if it is a crinimal offence, though to my knowledge, it is not. I'd also appreciate if the prosecution didn't shout out, it was rather loud." Killer sits down again, and takes a sip of water.*


23:12:33 Mar 4th 08 - Mr. Plato:

*Sorry caps lock*

"May I add that he also sent a bunch of his clones go and make the resterants pay him or he beats them up?"


23:45:01 Mar 4th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven:

"May I add to what plato said that he also brought back threads that belong in the graveyard..."


00:03:45 Mar 5th 08 - Mr. Plato:

"Actual, that isn't a crime, sadly... I MEAN. lol"


00:08:40 Mar 5th 08 - Mr. Zryike:

and theres the fact that he's never on when you need him.


00:40:17 Mar 5th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

>.>


02:23:23 Mar 5th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar:

"Your honour,
On the count of this, so-called 'beating up' of these people. I protest! He went to these shops to respectfully request that they payed him the money they owed. They got angry, and prepared to attack him. Using his excellent skills, he managed to overwhelm them.
As section 37 of the criminal code clearly states; "You may use whatever force is necessary to prevent harm from yourself.""


02:44:16 Mar 5th 08 - Mr. Plato:

"I quote, '

Don Vito Septim walks in with his two Capos, the two Capos beat the crap out of peacemakerofdoom.

"The Septims own this neighborhood, so you have to pay us protection!", says one of the Caporegimes.'"


06:18:35 Mar 5th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

"I did not ask them to do this, they did it of their own free will...", says Septim.


08:11:04 Mar 5th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven:

"FREE WILL OF A ZOMBIE!!!!"

"Wait... that made no sense at all..."


17:36:30 Mar 5th 08 - Mr. Killer:

*Killer rises again, adressing the judge. "Your honour, I object to these additional charges, you cannot keep adding charges as you go along in court, there would have to be a seperate trial for those, would there not? Also, how can you quote an action?". He sits down again, taking a large sip of water, finishing the glass. He fills the glass with water from a jug again.*


17:58:09 Mar 5th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar:

"As you can clearly see, this is a different Septim, a look alike. Look at the name! This was done by Don Vito Septim!
Unless the prosecution has some real evidence to present before the court, I move that this charge be laid down."


22:37:31 Mar 5th 08 - Mr. Plato:

Septim deliberately cloned himself, exactly how many times a day?

*takes a sip of cider*


22:40:35 Mar 5th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar:

"Only Septim knows. However, he cannot be accountable for his clones, whatever they do, as they are quite clearly sentient."


23:57:17 Mar 5th 08 - Mr. Plato:

'Yes, but he controls everyone.  In fact, how do we know this is just a clone instead of the one we are sueing?"


02:10:16 Mar 6th 08 - Prince Calus Septim V:

>.>


03:41:25 Mar 6th 08 - Mr. Plato:

[[How am I doing Septim?]]


07:59:36 Mar 6th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven:

"Yes he can be accountable for the clones, he brought them into existence, and therefore should be like a parent to them. in other words he takes responsibility for their actions."


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