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wanted peasent handler
22:30:07 Jul 22nd 09 - Mr. Owain:

Wanted:
Production manager to wonder the lands making sure peasants are having enough sex. Any peasants lacking in that area will be fully serviced until productions rates are satisfactory.

Peasants not in compliance will be fed to dragons on a case by case basis. Applicants must have prior knowledge of dragon management.

all applicants pls post below

Compensation based on performance.


22:33:38 Jul 22nd 09 - Dr. Raving Lunatic Duh Mad Hatter:

ROFLOL

I know one Big Orc Chief that can apply


I am also a dragon slayer so I have dragon management skills.  I only work with female peasants.  :)


02:39:54 Jul 23rd 09 - Mr. Evil Coffin Joe:

But are you man enough for the job?


02:47:44 Jul 23rd 09 - Mr. Himanil VII:

I'm up for the 'final solution' part. Considering my swords name you'd think that I knew something about them.


I am a lord from the distinguished Deallus family that has been apart of these lands for over twelve eras.  :)  Also as one of the longest surviving RPers in this forum besides Septim, Demonsul, and Arvious, I think I can pull it off :)


03:34:35 Jul 23rd 09 - Prince Gaius Septimus Cidellus:

Is there enough women for my clone armies? =O


03:36:17 Jul 23rd 09 - Mr. Himanil VII:

Guards, who allowed in that.....that (struggles for words) man.


"That man owns you...he should be wondering who let YOU in."


05:29:31 Jul 23rd 09 - Sir Sleperirth:

for some reason my post got deleted!


Useless post is useless -_-


09:57:28 Jul 23rd 09 - Sir Karzun Demonsul:

Aha, I think I know of the problem. Your peasants are suffering from 'what's the point' syndrome, or gamafatalitis. As they are part of an empire which is fated to war eternally with those around it, they don't want to bring another person into said dead-end empire. To increase production, just promise peace.

You don't have to keep the promise, of course.


12:58:50 Jul 23rd 09 - Mr. Himanil VII:

The man's sure as heel having some problems in maintaining order in the land, would he like to comment as to when his intern... I mean er, horse shall be fixed.


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