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Zetamania wars ( Era 35 )
00:03:33 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Darque Shade:

Spud?  What the HELL are you talking about?  That makes no sense.

I have offered cities to many Military players and ALSO Faith players when they were around.  My offer STILL stands if they need some cities, they are welcome to have them. 

If Military asks me to do something, I will do it.  Instead of sending one of my main armies to our northern blocker, I kept it down and asked them if they needed it and they said no. 

I have done NOTHING to betray Military or use them whatsoever.  Last era we had a little bond together.  They helped us and we honored it.  The same with happen this era.

I will do anything to my enemies and anything for my allies.


00:05:54 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Darque Shade:

I just don't get why such a powerful kingdom needs to resort to dirty tricks like that.


00:07:30 Sep 15th 08 - Duke Spud:

You dare talk to me about dirty tricks?!!?!?! HA!

If only these people knew....


00:10:10 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Darque Shade:

Oh and Gauls super plan was to let Military die and then Gauls get to have the benefit of fighting everyone with no allies....


00:23:33 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Athens:

Alright Spud, maybe you are not seeing the point so let's chill out guys. Anyway, I've been around for a while under many different names and I played this game a long time ago, and from that experience I know the difference between true friendship and beneficial friendship here. I know ODC are good people, I won't deny that and I would disagree with people who think they are unhonourable as that is not what they are like. As for the Gauls, Darque Shade is a good person, we know he will stand by us through many difficulties as we would for them. Even if they were looking for protection from us (which I do not believe), we would glady accept this for their general friendly attitude and being helpful.

Now I am probably going to be criticised alot for saying this, but Spud, back off okay, you don't know us very well and until you do, I feel you have no right to attempt to make a fool of them or us. If you want to moan at me being wrong in your opinion, feel free, I'd like to hear it just like always.


00:31:16 Sep 15th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus:

I respect the leadership of ODC...but that is about as far as it goes...


01:02:35 Sep 15th 08 - Lady Jasmina:

Lord Charley Deallus I already told you we're sorry that one of our new players have insulted your KD member. We already told you that will not happen again, so I dont know whats up with all the hate.

As I said before, Odyssey has some new players in the game and we're teaching them about the game. Everyone can make a mistake, and its human to forgive and let go.
I hope you can do that Lord Charley Deallus :)
Thank you in advance :)


01:28:06 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Pimp:

big wank...diss the scumbags spud...lol


01:40:06 Sep 15th 08 - Demonic Shezmu:

funny though...mr. Commandment really is a twat...he actually thinks he has a chance...yet if he actually has...then why is my army rather much VERY alive?! tbh I love his mix of level 1 and level 2 troops and the added small amounts of higher levels though...really...unimpressive...

I'm giving him exactly what he wanted from me...a piece...now I'm going to shove it into his big braggy mouth and make him choke on it...maybe it's actually him on our kingdom banner...

do keep in mind this is not against you personally Jasmina...but he wanted war the moment he saw my little army...so be it...


01:40:36 Sep 15th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus:

Being called a multi isn't very nice.  Lady Jasmina, would you care to shut Mr. Commandment's big fat mouth? He is spewing a constant string of insults that shall be personally shoved up his rectum.
Thank you,
Have a nice day ☺

EDIT - Odd...Shezmu posted right before me...I didn't think he posted O_o


02:01:19 Sep 15th 08 - Duke Spud:

@ Athens - We all have our oppinions I guess, but soon you will see what im talking about.


02:19:41 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Pimp:

starting to sound very g@y in here...fight damnit


02:44:33 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Pimp:

Following careful tactical scrutiny, the debate over intel and close observation of enemy troops sizes and positioning as well as movements, Pimp declares that all Gaul should stick to playing monopoly as it better suits their skills...


02:58:00 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Darque Shade:

Most of the members are brand new. 


03:00:22 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Darque Shade:

I know it feels big to talk trash about players who are trying to learn how to play.  But you could be a bit more considerate dude.


03:17:41 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Pimp:

The era only truely begins when Pimp aka Bling starts mouthing off on the forums...feel honoured...not rejected...


03:57:46 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Darque Shade:

You're Bling Bob?


04:01:52 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Jackdaniels:

why yes he is is there anything else you would like to know why were here


04:05:18 Sep 15th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus:

@Shade - You didn't sense his presence?

Mr. Commandment [ODC] (9/14/2008 10:51:24 PM) GOOD BAD
you are *beep* and i hope your country goes in flames... just like it did in ww2 if not for us you would be german.. oh and we are the best of the english because we left your stank ass behind!

 I am loving this more and more...ODC = racist(Against the UK) now...good representation...great show...
I still respect the leadership but this message is the result of me making him look like a complete nub by out manuevering him.  He left his blocker to take on my smaller army...and I simply bypassed him, took the blocker, and locked it behind him XD right now he is sitting outside of it...not knowing what to do now....


04:15:32 Sep 15th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus:

Mr. Commandment [ODC] (9/14/2008 11:10:44 PM) GOOD BAD
you make me sick loser.. when we defeat your kingdom.. i will spit on your banner... go to bed before you get grounded... oh and the english ... o joke of the past!

This IS getting better and better.....please...someone get me some water....I am laughing so hard I am becoming faint.


04:22:48 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Pimp:

lol...God save the Queen...up the Jack and all that...I been  quiet this era by my usuall standards (or lack there off) so time to raise hell....anyone here played more than a week that has an army that consists of more than 500k OP, please step forward so I can make you squeel like the pig dogs you are....ahahahahahhahahahah....ah well...Diplomacy Bling style


07:02:04 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Darque Shade:

<----------Drunk


So I have a question.  If Predators are sooooooooooo bad ass.  Their skills proceeding anything seen in the realms of VU before.  Their superior powers over new players and their mastery of militant strategy. Why the hell are you on Zetamania?  I know why The Gauls are here.  We have reformed and are training many new players.  Military just formed recently.  Even Odyssey has been recruiting and learning. 

Well I think I know why Predators went to Zetamania this era.  They got spanked....literally spanked every era.  Their leaders needed something easy.  Something they could spank for once.  But yet, they still kneel sucking on the very nuts that hang above them.  Though the many eras they have played; they yet find them selves suckling in the nipples of Zetamania for a slight ego boost.

A kingdom that has been lingering since the days I left VU; kissing for a NAP with the largest kingdom and bullying the smaller.  I would bow before the lords, just to see the spec-like nads that dangle from these timid warriors. 

I, Darque Shade dub this kingdom; to have the largest....the most abundant...the hairiest and the most moist......PU$$IES that have ever formed on Visual Utopia.


;-)


07:45:36 Sep 15th 08 - Duke Spud:

Wow...We can definately see that your drunk, no need to announce it. You seem to like to talk about homosexual things when your drunk Darque Shade, does this mean anything? lol

Ok, now to answer your stupid questions...

1. Preds never said they were badass... Bob said he was badass...and if you dont think he is, I'de like to see you 1v1 him from start to finish.

2. Yes, last era we were crushed, this is somewhat of the reason we came to Zeta, not for an ego boost you drunk c*nt. To help our newer players, to train the new ones in our Kd. I already told you this you dim witted c*ck shiner.

3. No, we havnt been beaten every era, we have won our fair share of era's on Mantrax so maybe you shouldnt assume things if you werent here to see it.

4. All your doing now is making yourself look like a fool, I no longer have to do it for you...


07:51:04 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Darque Shade:

;-)

I can smell the tuna from here....

You guys talk smack all era.  I just decided to lay down some of my own.  Oddly, mine has been the most honest.


08:10:17 Sep 15th 08 - Demonic Shezmu:

*applauds*

Bunsenburners ON!!!


08:19:08 Sep 15th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus:

I like kittens.....and bunsenburners.....hence Flaming Kittens!


08:33:43 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Darque Shade:

*Watches as Duke Spud the Spooge Master backs into a corner.  The light fades like the setting sun; crimson as dusk. The enveloping shadows breach the quivering child.  A silhouette materializes, clandestine to the moment she emerges. Mystified, Spud kneels, his lips quivering like a chimpanzee that took too much methadone.  A voice vibrates from the concealed woman.*

"Spud, you have behaved much like your older brother Pimp."

*The enchanting female shifts her gaze around the disgusting boy.*

"You're nothing more than a premature imp, a slime that crawls beneath the very bowels of your father's agony.  You shall never be anything more than the whimpering of a baby's cry."

*The mother lowers her head in disappointment.  Her eyes slanting like the openings that Spud and Pimp cover with diapers.*

"For you to achieve any sort of recognition amongst your social peers.  You must defy these preteen urges.  You are but a boy that lingers in the protective womb of relatives.  Toss away these premature panties."

*Spud's mother turns; her sadness following like a wisp.  His following of pubescent boys scatter like sand in the hands of an adult.  A voice shatters his last moments of utopia...."

"Grow the f-up you little b!tch......"


08:57:58 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Darque Shade:

You will fall with the death of my Gauls,
Crushed, slain, masked to the Maine.
Fire and brimstone we have just tamed.

Shadows of  my musks now light my dusks,
Severed, beheaded, time ended.
Fire and brimstone we have bedded.




09:34:46 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Pimp:

lmao...You are useless waste of VU space....for the records we've won 4 of the last 6 era's we played...where as you won a lolly pop at your playground.

And I can make my claim because I've rumbled with the best of the best....and won. I will openly challenge the whole of Gaul to fight me...come on fannyboys...your leader laid down the bet and the challenge...I'm here and ready to kick seven different colours of crap into you. Gaul have always been, and will always be the laughing stock of VU.

Pimp raises the one fingered salute.


14:36:04 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Darque Shade:

Don't be insulted Pimp, I just messin' around.

It's just a game and I was have fun with ya.


14:47:52 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Pimp:

Im still having fun and u still an *beep*....np


14:52:42 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Darque Shade:

*Hands Pimp a tissue.*


16:06:18 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Military:

Im bored.


16:35:53 Sep 15th 08 - Duke Spud:

*Spud walks over to Darque Shade, Grabs him by the head and lays his mouth over the curb. Spud raises his foot above Darque Shade's head....*

The rest is history...


17:00:20 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Athens:

If any of you got a problem with Darque Shade, you got a problem with me and take it from me, I am not someone you want to annoy.


17:58:21 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Pimp:

Pimp waits for the fear to come...whilest waiting the year 2050 comes and goes....still waiting for the fear...


18:17:36 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Athens:

Well then Pimp, bring it on :). ODC have failed with their 50k merges and magic, let's see you do better mate.


18:18:41 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Pimp:

lmao...ODC still in the learning curve...i been around the block a few times...


18:32:22 Sep 15th 08 - Lady Jasmina:

Athens we failed with our 50k merge?
What are you talking about, you were the ones that attacked with 50k army
And we were defending with 40k army, and we had 97% and slaughered you.

But nevermind that, I dont like to talk much how good or bad we are
You're really good at telling you're great and all that
Shame you're not like that in the battle field.


18:39:02 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Athens:

Loooool, it was a 21k army....., not 50k, we wanted to distract you guys for a bit.


18:43:32 Sep 15th 08 - Lady Jasmina:

(Our merge armies) with 39142 soldiers awaiting your orders, Mr. Sky...

The enemy has 44115 soldiers armed with Steel weapons and strong armor. They have 0 peasants traveling with them. We have 93% chance winning this battle.

VICTORY!
They surrendered. Mr. Sky. We have won the battle!


21k?
Dont be silly...
That was your serious merge, you were all full of yourselves...


18:52:05 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Pimp:

lmao...go Jasmina go Jasmina...


18:53:10 Sep 15th 08 - Duke Slade:

Go Lady Jasmina :P


19:51:35 Sep 15th 08 - Sir Darkmarsbar:

whats going on ? lol i go back to college, come back and now their is ppl calling each other crap and saying things about each others kds


19:53:41 Sep 15th 08 - Commander Baldwin:

Awh. And Mr White and Mr Pink did attack me in the end, which means I must leave Military to handle ODC for now and push to defend my homeland. It's a shame I couldn't finish the dance with Jasmina though ;-)

It's good I got a lesson about picking up a fight and then turning my back. Bad strategy that is. But I'm sure it'll be fun fight anyways defending. Not so glorified, but will taste sweet after I push them out. War is on RDogs!


19:53:49 Sep 15th 08 - Lord Charley Deallus:

Which ppl calling who crap? I wanna know which arguments were getting paid attention to :p


19:59:23 Sep 15th 08 - Lady Jasmina:

Commander Baldwin the thing that you dont know is that I invited White and Pink to come from north and I gave them the position of your cities... Well, Military cities, and you were just there while they were passing :)
So you could also call this a small strategic lession we taught you :D

Good luck with them :) Go Pink and White \o/


20:02:25 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Athens:

Lol, you could have said that battle, that was a while ago, but still not a major battle :).


20:37:05 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Cao Cao:

Lmao all the fighting and name calling, is it really necessary?

We all know that I'm the best here. I know your all jealous, but guys please stop with your useless arguements =P


20:41:22 Sep 15th 08 - Mr. Athens:

When you're the best, I will bow down and kiss your feet. But until then, geg out of our argument :)


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