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starta era of magneto
02:58:01 Aug 16th 09 - Mr. Pieguy:

omg swine flu has spread to VU!


03:21:21 Aug 16th 09 - Endless Happy Meals:

I want to know how many spellweavers ECJ lost, I already saw he lost about 12K MTs just by casting :D 


03:23:47 Aug 16th 09 - Ms. Transgender Beer Nurse:

it is hard all over.

2009-08-16 - Todays News
11:00:24 The plague in Buildin Castles killed 0 Swordsmen, 0 Archers, 0 Knights and 0 Magicians and 0 Catapults.

I'm really suffering.  Evil Coffin's city is very dirty.  CRAZY people say stay away.


03:36:12 Aug 16th 09 - Endless Happy Meals:

Because so little people died,  the plague had a minor impact on the economy and political structure of Starta. However the scarcity of workers led to a scarcity of food; workers, previously given little compensation for their labors, began to demand higher wages. Some historians feel that the unrest of workers and the middle class in Starta (that culminated in the beheading of Evil Coffin Joe in the forty first VU century) had its roots in the economic aftermath of the plague pandemic.


04:11:40 Aug 16th 09 - Mr. Pieguy:

yes we should behead him


04:30:12 Aug 16th 09 - Ms. Transgender Beer Nurse:

 Officials are offering free preventive treatment to people possibly exposed to Mc Ecoli at a McDonald's restaurant near the Starta.

Kingdoms like McDonalds have reverted paying most of their employees less than the  minimum wage as the majority are under 20 years old.  The company was issued a legal document charging the company with unlawful failure to bargain and unlawful discrimination on grounds of union membership

MccDonald's is using their position as a powerful Kingdom with great financial resources to intimidate their workforce which is made up of young and vulnerable workers. They have orchestrated a systematic campaign to obstruct their employees from joining The Starta Alliance.

Mr Pie Guy, General Secretary of the Heart, said, "McDonalds is just one example in a long line of companies who have a place in the low pay Hall of Shame. But it is VY that is letting them get away with it. We won't let anyone treat young workers badly, VU should take note - we won't let this inequality continue."

A day of strike action and public protest on Aug 23 rd, 2006, was the response of young fast food workers to McDonald's union-busting threats made earlier that week. McStrike was the theme on a day as McDonald's workers from across Starta joined the  picketing including workers from Fantasia.

The slaves are rebelling! The notorious MWR, McDonalds workers fighting back against exploitation and burger culture, declare war on boredom!

Now the tide has turned. McDonalds Workers Resistance is their worst nightmare. A loose network of McDonalds haters, always flexible, dynamic and unpredictable,  work together to strengthen the position of workers in relation to our opressor. Unidentifiable and uncompromising, the sexiest workplace rebellion ever started in a Vahalla city...

 


05:11:35 Aug 16th 09 - Mr. Pieguy:

what?


05:27:46 Aug 16th 09 - Endless Happy Meals:

good question - idunno, big crazy wall of text I can't be bothered to read.. think he's saying since the forced slave labour conditions on Starta didn't result in a strike at McFates that we now have a big bullseye on our McButts? :)


05:30:52 Aug 16th 09 - Mr. Pieguy:

ohh.....well i seriously doubt that CRAZY can do any damage


05:47:10 Aug 16th 09 - Chancellor Mcfeast Deluxe:

Oh I dunno. I think the plague is doing more damage than the whole Starta Alliance did combined :p


05:54:01 Aug 16th 09 - Endless Happy Meals:

Oh noes, are you saying those gas masks I handed out when that bioharzardous waste cloud came out of Prufrock were thrown away :(

/me is going to have to spank some coworkers :)


06:21:15 Aug 16th 09 - Endless Happy Meals:

Mcecoli

City Info
Owner: Mr. Evil Coffin JoeKingdom Banner
Size: 13 building(s).
Kingdom: Insane Asylum
Gates: no gates


how cute :) it's even a drive thru ^_^


06:29:42 Aug 16th 09 - Mr. Pieguy:

LOL!!


07:22:19 Aug 16th 09 - Mr. Zippo:

:o Plague

2009-08-16 - Todays News
07:00:08 The plague in Kool killed 10 Gaia, 30 Hammerthrowers, 725 Ogres and 32 Shamans and 5 Nazguls.
07:00:08 The plague in Ale Mary killed 10 peasants, 415 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 1 Nazguls.
06:00:09 The plague in Kool killed 10 Gaia, 30 Hammerthrowers, 731 Ogres and 32 Shamans and 5 Nazguls.
06:00:09 The plague in Ale Mary killed 10 peasants, 418 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 1 Nazguls.
05:00:21 The plague in Kool killed 10 Gaia, 30 Hammerthrowers, 737 Ogres and 33 Shamans and 5 Nazguls.
05:00:20 The plague in Ale Mary killed 10 peasants, 422 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
04:00:22 The plague in Kool killed 10 Gaia, 30 Hammerthrowers, 743 Ogres and 33 Shamans and 5 Nazguls.
04:00:21 The plague in Ale Mary killed 10 peasants, 425 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
03:00:24 The plague in Kool killed 10 Gaia, 30 Hammerthrowers, 749 Ogres and 33 Shamans and 5 Nazguls.
03:00:24 The plague in Ale Mary killed 10 peasants, 428 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
02:00:17 The plague in Stopattackingme killed 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 21 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
02:00:16 The plague in Ale Mary killed 11 peasants, 432 Gaia, 27 Hammerthrowers, 751 Ogres and 12 Shamans and 3 Nazguls.
01:00:21 The plague in Stopattackingme killed 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 21 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
01:00:21 The plague in Ale Mary killed 11 peasants, 435 Gaia, 27 Hammerthrowers, 757 Ogres and 12 Shamans and 3 Nazguls.
00:00:19 The plague in Stopattackingme killed 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 21 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
00:00:18 The plague in Ale Mary killed 11 peasants, 439 Gaia, 27 Hammerthrowers, 763 Ogres and 12 Shamans and 3 Nazguls.
2009-08-15 - 1 days ago
23:00:10 The plague in Stopattackingme killed 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 22 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
23:00:10 The plague in Ale Mary killed 11 peasants, 442 Gaia, 27 Hammerthrowers, 769 Ogres and 12 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
22:00:19 The plague in Stopattackingme killed 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 22 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
22:00:19 The plague in Ale Mary killed 11 peasants, 446 Gaia, 27 Hammerthrowers, 775 Ogres and 13 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
21:00:09 The plague in Stopattackingme killed 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 22 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
21:00:09 The plague in Ale Mary killed 11 peasants, 450 Gaia, 28 Hammerthrowers, 782 Ogres and 13 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
20:00:12 The plague in Stopattackingme killed 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 22 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
20:00:12 The plague in Ale Mary killed 12 peasants, 453 Gaia, 28 Hammerthrowers, 788 Ogres and 13 Shamans and 1 Nazguls.
19:00:01 The plague in Stopattackingme killed 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 22 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
19:00:01 The plague in Ale Mary killed 12 peasants, 457 Gaia, 28 Hammerthrowers, 794 Ogres and 11 Shamans and 1 Nazguls.
18:00:01 The plague in Stopattackingme killed 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 22 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
18:00:01 The plague in Ale Mary killed 12 peasants, 461 Gaia, 28 Hammerthrowers, 801 Ogres and 9 Shamans and 1 Nazguls.
17:33:28 We received a message from Dr. Raving Lunatic Duh Mad Hatter of Insane Asylum.
17:00:01 The plague in Stopattackingme killed 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 23 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
17:00:01 The plague in Ale Mary killed 12 peasants, 464 Gaia, 29 Hammerthrowers, 807 Ogres and 7 Shamans and 1 Nazguls.
16:42:53 We received a message from Sir Big Mac Attack of Foundation.
16:01:39 All troops in Final Merge have died!
16:01:39 Final Merge lost a battle against Crimson Reserves from Mr. Fries With That. We lost 12 Gaia, 34 Hammerthrowers, 365 Ogres, 0 Shamans and 71 Nazguls and 0 peasants in the battle and 0 of our soldiers got injured.
16:01:15 All troops in Little Boy have died!
16:01:15 Little Boy lost a battle against Damnhadtousemybt from Sir Chicken Mcnuggets. We lost 0 Gaia, 6859 Hammerthrowers, 73 Ogres, 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls and 0 peasants in the battle and 0 of our soldiers got injured.
16:00:01 The plague in Stopattackingme killed 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 814 Ogres and 23 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
16:00:01 The plague in Ale Mary killed 12 peasants, 468 Gaia, 29 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 6 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
15:03:51 All troops in Party have died!
15:03:51 Party lost a battle against Crimson Brigade from Mr. Fries With That. We lost 2 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres, 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls and 0 peasants in the battle and 0 of our soldiers got injured.
15:02:06 Sixth Scout lead by Sir Mcgriddle attacked and took over Blink. We lost 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres, 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls and 27535 peasants in the battle.
15:00:01 The plague in Kool killed 11 Gaia, 3 Hammerthrowers, 3 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
15:00:01 The plague in Blink killed 526 peasants, 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
14:06:10 All troops in Gogogo have died!
14:06:10 Gogogo lost a battle against Kill from Sir Chicken Mcnuggets. We lost 1 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres, 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls and 0 peasants in the battle and 0 of our soldiers got injured.
14:05:00 All troops in Stopattackingme II have died!
14:05:00 Stopattackingme II lost a battle against Quit Whining from Sir Chicken Mcnuggets. We lost 1 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres, 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls and 0 peasants in the battle and 0 of our soldiers got injured.
14:00:02 The plague in Kool killed 11 Gaia, 3 Hammerthrowers, 3 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
14:00:01 The plague in Blink killed 534 peasants, 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
13:35:00 We received a message from Mr. Pointbreak.
13:25:29 The plague in Kool killed 17 Gaia, 5 Hammerthrowers, 5 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
13:25:29 The plague in Blink killed 412 peasants, 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
13:24:53 You have received one bonus turn voting for Visual Utopia!
13:00:01 The plague in Kool killed 17 Gaia, 5 Hammerthrowers, 4 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
13:00:01 The plague in Blink killed 824 peasants, 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
12:00:01 The plague in Kool killed 17 Gaia, 4 Hammerthrowers, 4 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
12:00:01 The plague in Blink killed 844 peasants, 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
11:00:01 The plague in Kool killed 17 Gaia, 4 Hammerthrowers, 4 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
11:00:01 The plague in Blink killed 865 peasants, 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
10:00:01 The plague in Kool killed 17 Gaia, 4 Hammerthrowers, 3 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
10:00:01 The plague in Blink killed 886 peasants, 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
09:38:26 We received a message from Mr. Gulcasa Syaxe.
09:00:02 The plague in Kool killed 17 Gaia, 3 Hammerthrowers, 3 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
09:00:01 The plague in Blink killed 908 peasants, 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
08:29:45 Shaock[Fate] bought 5000000 stone for 4550000 gold from you on the market.
08:29:14 Shaock[Fate] bought 10000000 stone for 9100000 gold from you on the market.
08:28:07 Shaock[Fate] bought 10000000 stone for 9100000 gold from you on the market.
08:00:01 The plague in Kool killed 17 Gaia, 3 Hammerthrowers, 3 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
08:00:01 The plague in Blink killed 930 peasants, 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
07:34:10 We received a message from Dr. Raving Lunatic Duh Mad Hatter of Insane Asylum.
07:00:01 The plague in Blink killed 953 peasants, 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
03:42:41 We received a message from Lord Mayor Mccheese of Foundation.
03:02:25 Fourth Army lead by Sir Mcgriddle attacked and took over Digital Transit. We lost 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 507 Ogres, 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls and 17418 peasants in the battle.
02:00:53 Fourth Army lead by Sir Mcgriddle attacked and plundered Digital Transit. They took 108248 gold, 145164 stone, 0 tree, 0 food, 1 slaves and 2419 peasants. We lost 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 508 Ogres, 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls and 2419 peasants in the battle.
2009-08-16 - Todays News
07:00:08 The plague in Kool killed 10 Gaia, 30 Hammerthrowers, 725 Ogres and 32 Shamans and 5 Nazguls.
07:00:08 The plague in Ale Mary killed 10 peasants, 415 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 1 Nazguls.
06:00:09 The plague in Kool killed 10 Gaia, 30 Hammerthrowers, 731 Ogres and 32 Shamans and 5 Nazguls.
06:00:09 The plague in Ale Mary killed 10 peasants, 418 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 1 Nazguls.
05:00:21 The plague in Kool killed 10 Gaia, 30 Hammerthrowers, 737 Ogres and 33 Shamans and 5 Nazguls.
05:00:20 The plague in Ale Mary killed 10 peasants, 422 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
04:00:22 The plague in Kool killed 10 Gaia, 30 Hammerthrowers, 743 Ogres and 33 Shamans and 5 Nazguls.
04:00:21 The plague in Ale Mary killed 10 peasants, 425 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
03:00:24 The plague in Kool killed 10 Gaia, 30 Hammerthrowers, 749 Ogres and 33 Shamans and 5 Nazguls.
03:00:24 The plague in Ale Mary killed 10 peasants, 428 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
02:00:17 The plague in Stopattackingme killed 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 21 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
02:00:16 The plague in Ale Mary killed 11 peasants, 432 Gaia, 27 Hammerthrowers, 751 Ogres and 12 Shamans and 3 Nazguls.
01:00:21 The plague in Stopattackingme killed 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 21 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
01:00:21 The plague in Ale Mary killed 11 peasants, 435 Gaia, 27 Hammerthrowers, 757 Ogres and 12 Shamans and 3 Nazguls.
00:00:19 The plague in Stopattackingme killed 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 21 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
00:00:18 The plague in Ale Mary killed 11 peasants, 439 Gaia, 27 Hammerthrowers, 763 Ogres and 12 Shamans and 3 Nazguls.
2009-08-15 - 1 days ago
23:00:10 The plague in Stopattackingme killed 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 22 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
23:00:10 The plague in Ale Mary killed 11 peasants, 442 Gaia, 27 Hammerthrowers, 769 Ogres and 12 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
22:00:19 The plague in Stopattackingme killed 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 22 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
22:00:19 The plague in Ale Mary killed 11 peasants, 446 Gaia, 27 Hammerthrowers, 775 Ogres and 13 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
21:00:09 The plague in Stopattackingme killed 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 22 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
21:00:09 The plague in Ale Mary killed 11 peasants, 450 Gaia, 28 Hammerthrowers, 782 Ogres and 13 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
20:00:12 The plague in Stopattackingme killed 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 22 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
20:00:12 The plague in Ale Mary killed 12 peasants, 453 Gaia, 28 Hammerthrowers, 788 Ogres and 13 Shamans and 1 Nazguls.
19:00:01 The plague in Stopattackingme killed 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 22 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
19:00:01 The plague in Ale Mary killed 12 peasants, 457 Gaia, 28 Hammerthrowers, 794 Ogres and 11 Shamans and 1 Nazguls.
18:00:01 The plague in Stopattackingme killed 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 22 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
18:00:01 The plague in Ale Mary killed 12 peasants, 461 Gaia, 28 Hammerthrowers, 801 Ogres and 9 Shamans and 1 Nazguls.
17:33:28 We received a message from Dr. Raving Lunatic Duh Mad Hatter of Insane Asylum.
17:00:01 The plague in Stopattackingme killed 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 23 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
17:00:01 The plague in Ale Mary killed 12 peasants, 464 Gaia, 29 Hammerthrowers, 807 Ogres and 7 Shamans and 1 Nazguls.
16:42:53 We received a message from Sir Big Mac Attack of Foundation.
16:01:39 All troops in Final Merge have died!
16:01:39 Final Merge lost a battle against Crimson Reserves from Mr. Fries With That. We lost 12 Gaia, 34 Hammerthrowers, 365 Ogres, 0 Shamans and 71 Nazguls and 0 peasants in the battle and 0 of our soldiers got injured.
16:01:15 All troops in Little Boy have died!
16:01:15 Little Boy lost a battle against Damnhadtousemybt from Sir Chicken Mcnuggets. We lost 0 Gaia, 6859 Hammerthrowers, 73 Ogres, 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls and 0 peasants in the battle and 0 of our soldiers got injured.
16:00:01 The plague in Stopattackingme killed 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 814 Ogres and 23 Shamans and 2 Nazguls.
16:00:01 The plague in Ale Mary killed 12 peasants, 468 Gaia, 29 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 6 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
15:03:51 All troops in Party have died!
15:03:51 Party lost a battle against Crimson Brigade from Mr. Fries With That. We lost 2 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres, 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls and 0 peasants in the battle and 0 of our soldiers got injured.
15:02:06 Sixth Scout lead by Sir Mcgriddle attacked and took over Blink. We lost 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres, 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls and 27535 peasants in the battle.
15:00:01 The plague in Kool killed 11 Gaia, 3 Hammerthrowers, 3 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
15:00:01 The plague in Blink killed 526 peasants, 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
14:06:10 All troops in Gogogo have died!
14:06:10 Gogogo lost a battle against Kill from Sir Chicken Mcnuggets. We lost 1 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres, 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls and 0 peasants in the battle and 0 of our soldiers got injured.
14:05:00 All troops in Stopattackingme II have died!
14:05:00 Stopattackingme II lost a battle against Quit Whining from Sir Chicken Mcnuggets. We lost 1 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres, 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls and 0 peasants in the battle and 0 of our soldiers got injured.
14:00:02 The plague in Kool killed 11 Gaia, 3 Hammerthrowers, 3 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
14:00:01 The plague in Blink killed 534 peasants, 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
13:35:00 We received a message from Mr. Pointbreak.
13:25:29 The plague in Kool killed 17 Gaia, 5 Hammerthrowers, 5 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
13:25:29 The plague in Blink killed 412 peasants, 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
13:24:53 You have received one bonus turn voting for Visual Utopia!
13:00:01 The plague in Kool killed 17 Gaia, 5 Hammerthrowers, 4 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
13:00:01 The plague in Blink killed 824 peasants, 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
12:00:01 The plague in Kool killed 17 Gaia, 4 Hammerthrowers, 4 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
12:00:01 The plague in Blink killed 844 peasants, 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
11:00:01 The plague in Kool killed 17 Gaia, 4 Hammerthrowers, 4 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
11:00:01 The plague in Blink killed 865 peasants, 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
10:00:01 The plague in Kool killed 17 Gaia, 4 Hammerthrowers, 3 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
10:00:01 The plague in Blink killed 886 peasants, 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
09:38:26 We received a message from Mr. Gulcasa Syaxe.
09:00:02 The plague in Kool killed 17 Gaia, 3 Hammerthrowers, 3 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
09:00:01 The plague in Blink killed 908 peasants, 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
08:29:45 Shaock[Fate] bought 5000000 stone for 4550000 gold from you on the market.
08:29:14 Shaock[Fate] bought 10000000 stone for 9100000 gold from you on the market.
08:28:07 Shaock[Fate] bought 10000000 stone for 9100000 gold from you on the market.
08:00:01 The plague in Kool killed 17 Gaia, 3 Hammerthrowers, 3 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
08:00:01 The plague in Blink killed 930 peasants, 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
07:34:10 We received a message from Dr. Raving Lunatic Duh Mad Hatter of Insane Asylum.
07:00:01 The plague in Blink killed 953 peasants, 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Ogres and 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls.
03:42:41 We received a message from Lord Mayor Mccheese of Foundation.
03:02:25 Fourth Army lead by Sir Mcgriddle attacked and took over Digital Transit. We lost 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 507 Ogres, 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls and 17418 peasants in the battle.
02:00:53 Fourth Army lead by Sir Mcgriddle attacked and plundered Digital Transit. They took 108248 gold, 145164 stone, 0 tree, 0 food, 1 slaves and 2419 peasants. We lost 0 Gaia, 0 Hammerthrowers, 508 Ogres, 0 Shamans and 0 Nazguls and 2419 peasants in the battle.

 

 

And it goes much vurder :o


07:24:45 Aug 16th 09 - Mr. Pieguy:

vurder? lol!


07:32:43 Aug 16th 09 - Mr. Edd:

i think he meant"Further"


08:07:08 Aug 16th 09 - Mr. Pieguy:

i know i was just making fun of him


10:15:10 Aug 16th 09 - Ms. Transgender Beer Nurse:

quite the accomplishment wouldn't you say?


18:56:02 Aug 16th 09 - Mr. Arthur Dent:

haha, I laugh at you Starta people :P


18:58:15 Aug 16th 09 - Dr. Raving Lunatic Duh Mad Hatter:

Mr. Arthur Dent

That is how it should be. We are the class clowns.


18:59:26 Aug 16th 09 - Mr. Arthur Dent:

just so long as you don't clown over to Mantrax... Looking at your suffering from a distance is good, up close is a little less fun.


19:19:54 Aug 16th 09 - Sir Big Mac Attack:

no no, I'll come to Mant and bring the sniffles for you Arthur...remember, sharing is caring!


20:30:27 Aug 16th 09 - Mr. Arthur Dent:

well... um... There are other forms of caring too, right?


20:32:15 Aug 16th 09 - Endless Happy Meals:

so, is there any truth to the rumour that Rebirth requested Crazy cast plague so they could sell their food after they took over that market?

Thomaas [Rebirth] will not sell more then 52600000 food

  Food Stone Tree Slaves  
* Only showing the 10% cheapest.


From:
Price:
1.05 gold/food
Total cost:
55234383


Reddragon Ghost II [Rebirth] will not sell more then 10000000 food


  Food Stone Tree Slaves  
* Only showing the 10% cheapest.


From:
Price:
1.13 gold/food
Total cost:
11250000


21:38:23 Aug 16th 09 - Dr. Raving Lunatic Duh Mad Hatter:

ROFLOL that one is funny Endless Happy Meal


21:41:31 Aug 16th 09 - Dr. Raving Lunatic Duh Mad Hatter:

Mr. Arthur Dent that was not a planned ecoli but quite spontanious. I knew about it after the fact. The Elf in question keeps demanding I change our policy to that they cast it every time our core is taken. LOL


21:43:35 Aug 16th 09 - Chancellor Mcfeast Deluxe:

Damn, so it's gunna get cast EVERY era then? :s


21:45:05 Aug 16th 09 - Dr. Raving Lunatic Duh Mad Hatter:

Maybe or Maybe not LOL


21:58:01 Aug 16th 09 - Mr. Arthur Dent:

lol Chancellor. Who is the elf in question? :O


22:11:38 Aug 16th 09 - Dr. Raving Lunatic Duh Mad Hatter:

Evil was quite proud of doing it. They will be crushed


22:12:52 Aug 16th 09 - Mr. Mcmax The Troll:

Chancellor Mcfeast Deluxe



Report


21:43:35 Aug 16th 09
Damn, so it's gunna get cast EVERY era then? :s
Dr. Raving Lunatic Duh Mad Hatter



Report


21:45:05 Aug 16th 09
Maybe or Maybe not LOL

I hope so.

Any mage who cast that spell will get a great "+" in my black book!


22:31:34 Aug 16th 09 - Endless Happy Meals:

I don't get that part; the pride, it's not like you need to be special to cast it... and why cast it when your NAP partners will also be affected?

*yes this is a rhetorical question* ;)


22:40:45 Aug 16th 09 - Dr. Raving Lunatic Duh Mad Hatter:

LOL we are Crazy

do not forget our theme song we listen to every day



11:31:15 Aug 19th 09 - Mr. Dropkick:

did any1 figuire out who cast the plague on nirvana last era??? i never checked


15:01:25 Aug 19th 09 - Lord Wraith The Bloody:

Thats such a bad song x_X


22:10:26 Aug 19th 09 - Mr. Evil Coffin Joe:

Dropkick, the bunny poo plague?


23:16:35 Aug 19th 09 - Endless Happy Meals:

These are just tips. Take them with a grain of salt if you desire, or you can take them as scripture. It depends on who or what you want to worship (I prefer you worship me, because I like that. It's like sugar to my ego).

  • Keep a universal view and learn to be friends and get along with all types of people.
  • Be flamboyant! Expression is powerful! Just make sure you represent yourself correctly.
  • Don't be annoying. Comedy can come through repetition, but not if it's too monotonous. If there's something funny about the fact that there's a blue bunny in the room, every time you want to bring up the blue bunny again, make sure the comment is relevant. If the group talks about the ***' space time continuum, telling the instructor or guy in the spotlight "the blue bunny's a space time continuum" would make no sense. On the other hand, if the color pink came up, you could come up with "That must be the color the bunny turns when it's suffocating!". Now, that's funny! (not) .
  • Practice in front of the mirror.
  • Keep things simple and flow naturally. If you have to think or put any effort AT ALL WHATSOEVER into a joke to try and make it funny or make it relevant, don't let it out. Think before you speak.
  • Story jokes are the same, and for the best results, make it a true story or a story that at least sounds like it could really happen. That doesn't mean you l*e. Your just telling a joke. Story jokes are also good for memorizing and altering. Change it for your benefit, (don't change the relevancy of the punch line or the leading lines! It all needs to be relevant, or it WILL st*nk!), throw in some one liners, if there are characters in the story that means the opportunity for question-answer jokes, (don't put a story joke in a story joke! LONG AND B*RING!).


    PS - I keep getting "Breaking the forum rules will get you banned from the forum and maybe also the game. Are you sure you want to make this post?" but can't figure out what word VU doesn't like


04:24:34 Aug 20th 09 - Mr. Palpatine:


PS - I keep getting "Breaking the forum rules will get you banned from the forum and maybe also the game. Are you sure you want to make this post?" but can't figure out what word VU doesn't like

doesnt like the word endless :P

it offends the limited people


04:37:58 Aug 20th 09 - Endless Happy Meals:

doh
*facepalms*

/me embarrassed walks out of the thread ;)


05:05:43 Aug 20th 09 - Demonslayer Charley Deallus IV:

Just ignore it unless you are cursing someone out and insulting their mother :)  I won't hurt you...much ^.^


15:01:56 Aug 23rd 09 - Mr. Dropkick:

yeah the bunny poo plague who cast it last era???


15:43:37 Aug 23rd 09 - Mr. Palpatine:

same alliance who cast it this era.CRAZY. i forget which is her and account and which is the "son's" but psychotic episode etc


16:26:46 Aug 23rd 09 - Ms. Transgender Beer Nurse:

news to me. 


17:33:12 Aug 23rd 09 - Mr. Palpatine:

lol oh ok then lol


00:00:43 Aug 24th 09 - Mr. Dropkick:

news 2 me aswell. as far as i no CRAZY didnt cast it last era and i no cause i was in CRAZY.


00:18:10 Aug 24th 09 - Endless Happy Meals:

|(


01:43:03 Aug 24th 09 - Ms. Transgender Beer Nurse:

Plague is hard to cast though.  takes a lot of magic and damages a lot.  but really who really cares. 

When I said it came from a Big Mac  I didn't mean Sir Big Mac.  I meant someone ate a big mac sandwich and got sick.  Just like the Bunny Poo plague.  Hell Bunnies didn't cast it but they were unclean and polluted our lands.

I'm not admitting or denying a CRAZY member cast it.


03:27:58 Aug 24th 09 - Sir Penor The Dysfunctional:

Why does it matter? I think its funny :)


03:33:31 Aug 24th 09 - Mr. Palpatine:

lara of CRAZY did it before she died. She knew she was going to die and did it as the final F you to the invading armies. i cant say i would necessarily do different in the same situation, but the denials are funny. i dont really care either but the question was asked and that is the answer.


00:35:38 Aug 25th 09 - Mr. Pieguy:

*yawn* man starta is getting boring...............


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