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Chuck norris round house kicked God. what was left was the universe

i think that the earth is just the egg of a humungus being of great power and we are all just the little sperm cells trying to race and fertilize the egg...when we die is because we found the egg and are now being born elsewhere

GOD created it there is no other way cause think about a lab was it made by chance...NO! it was made by humans so how can people think that everything we know is made by chance?

Well then who or what made god?

i thought u shud all know i created the universe

well yeah...the "Big Bang" was actually me slapping my perverted version (aka GOD) around the place...

heck no one has a clue theres edivence all over the place saying this and that so really this topic is for fun

i thought Cobra made it, he tells me he is a god...

I did not claim that it was without any factual support, now did I? The Big Bang Theory has simply not been proven to be totaly factual, hence not proven to be fact. It is an informed hypothesis, but a hypothesis nonetheless. Many aspects of it have yet to be disproven, yet many have not been proven.

Sure, I read about it in a book called Big Bang by Simon Signh who explains the creation of the universe so that simple people can understand it aswell, its an intresting read.

And erunion why so upset? Its not like religious people ever care for evidence. Do you think there is an advanced biologist in theese forums? To ansver your second question easy tho, with evolution. And didnt that microorganism evolve in the water? Also I think u are wrong with the proces, as far as I know it went from bacteria to fish to mermaid to man.

And there are plentyfull of emperical evidence for evolution, do like darwin and look at ilands where the animals have adapted to the conditions there.

If u want to be a religous nut, please be one but please never open your mouth about it public.

That sign, is silly. I most heartily disagree with it. Like you. I have seen things from those islands, but how does he know they actually changed? What evidence do they give of evolution?

If you want to be an Atheist Evolutionist nut, please be one. But please, never open you mouth about it infront of people. Your blind faith in evolution is sickening. You never even strive to see if your stand points can be dis-proven before you state them, and are never slow to insult the intellect of people who have actually done a little bit of research, instead of blindly eating what they were force fed...

Wow. You really don't believe i do research do you?

There's definately hardly any evidence pointing to a global flood eh? The fact that there are massive schools of this type of extinct sea-creature, one that is known to go with currents, in a circle, all around the world fossilzed pointing in the same direction? The direction, that models of the flood say the flood would have gone? (Of course, these models don't have any scientific research attached to them. They couldn't! We're just a bunch of religious nuts! How could we do research with advanced scientific equipment etc? We obviously aren't smart enough to use it!) That all points to evolution, doesn't it? All points to there being no global flood, eh? The fact that there are rocks found in several places that obviously came from somewhere, oh 1000 miles or so away doesn't point to massive flooding on a global scale, does it?

No. There can't be any proof that the bible is accurate, can there? And this is so not the tip of the iceberg, is it?

Im sorry what does that have to do with anything? And for your information, the great flood is most likly based on the formation of the Bosporus not some weird *beep* some nuts at Bob Jones university made up. Alot of the stories in the bible are based on older stories and is in that way intreresting.

About moving stones... How old are you? I learned about *beep*ign erosion when I was about 14 in school... You dont know about that?

Religous people are not welcome on the internet, it dosnt like you and you should leave if u wish to speak about ur belifes.

"And Supercalifragilistic, I was being sarcastic. Hence I lost you, for you probably don't have the brains to follow sarcasm."

Oh and here I thought you were acting like a retard ... oh wait, no I was right, you aren't just acting, you are retard. That makes things much clearer.

When I look at the thread title I read 'Universe Creation', now I don't know about you but that tells me the topic is the creation of the universe, not flood and not evolution. If you want to debate(read: rant like a nubtard) about those topics please make a thread with that topic. Or better yet, stop posting and let people that can actually debate do that.

Also I must applaud you on the irony. I take it ur entire rant of god was ironic, well u had me fooled I thought u really was a sterotypical bible belter XD.

 Good on ya!

ghouma is correct the religous are the minority online

I was raised as a catholic, but i believe in that the theory of evolution is more accurate. 

That must be it, you can see somebody that is talking out his ass by the fact that they actually post sources. The guys that post nothing but sarcasm and irony are the ones that know what they're talking about.

EDIT: Anyway I've had enough of your nonsense, unless somebody else writes a post worthy of an answer I'm out of here.

oh btw, erunion, can you point to me the extremely accurate facts?

oh my gawd!!!!

if this continues ima have to say something, now lick my feet and begone with you evul sinner!!

errrm, the extremely accurate facts you were talking about?

btw ET, im Oya the guy you argued for ages with in the last thread :)

heck none of them have good proof they both have stinky proof in fact and dont say a word to me cause im getting off after this and anyone who belives in evoloution is soooooooooooo!!!!! stuipd.......u have to be the dumbest person on earth..no let me resay that anyone most be the dumbest on earth to belive that junk and i agree with eurnion

Another retard, I belive in evolution Boom. You say evolution dosnt have proof? It has. Look it up in a *beep*ing dictionary, the understanding part for you might be a problem though. There are nothign that proves anything else then Christianity was made as a way to control the lower classes by giving the rulers a divine right to rule. What they didnt have in many of the bronze age religions.

Iron, sure science cant ansver all questions and I get annoyed when people think it should be able to. How long have we been able to pratice real science on a large scale? Not for long and still people think scientists should be able to give them all the big questions. Instead of being disapointed not evrything u wonder can be ansverd by science, you should be amazed we can understand so much of the universe. Instead of running the the first best person who gives you an easy solution (religons).

To quote Einstein: One may say the eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility.