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War : Corned beef vs Sp-m
16:10:12 Jan 7th 08 - Sir Revenge:

This is a war of those who wish to fight the spam or join it

   vs 

I need a commander of spam
I will command corned beef
Then there need to be a Left & Right tenent of each commander
And a few people to help out the war
The other soldiers will be soldiers of your tinned meat
All welcome to join
Im hoping for Septim to lead sp
am, and of course all the others to come as well

Lets make this fair  ^^

C.B = Corned beef
S.M = Spam


16:16:09 Jan 7th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV:

*Septim appears.

"I AM THE GOD OF SPAM!!! SO THEREFORE I AM THE COMMANDER OF SPAM!!!"

Septim - Commander of SP@M


16:18:32 Jan 7th 08 - Sir Revenge:

" C.B is soooo much better " taunted Revenge


16:22:06 Jan 7th 08 - Mr. Vengence:

I will be the commander of corned beef! I have gone over to the sp@m side for a small time, but have come to my senses and now appear to lead the corned beef!

*whacks a can of Sp@m out of the way and places a tin of corned beef were the sp@m was*


16:23:22 Jan 7th 08 - Sir Revenge:

I am the commander of C.B

You can be my left or right tennent


16:24:49 Jan 7th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV:

*Septim-G23-54 pulls out a SP@M sniper rifle and aims it at Vengence from fifteen miles away.

"Make the right choice..."


16:27:01 Jan 7th 08 - Sir Revenge:

Revenge throws a stick, and Vengence being dog like runs and collects it just dodging the bullet of packed un-superirior meat"

" Hes with me ! "


16:28:36 Jan 7th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV:

*Septim-G23-54 sends an armor piercing hollow point explosive SP@M bullet right into Vengence's leg.


16:30:43 Jan 7th 08 - Mr. Vengence:

*vengence miraculously is unharmed, having hidden some corned beef down the leg of his trouser for later.*

'haha! I am your second in command, let us rid the land of this puny meat!'


16:39:35 Jan 7th 08 - Sir Revenge:

Revenge puts on his C.B armour, the greatest of its kind and looks through his beefoculors and notices Septims vantage point

" A ha " whispers Revenge as he fires a few rounds and Septim


16:41:22 Jan 7th 08 - Mr. Vengence:

*crows in triumph seeing revenges shots strike homes, but immeafiatly falls silent seeing that septim was getting up again. grimly vengence rolled out a C.B cannon, and shot spetim with that. there wasnt much left of septim to be seen*


16:45:59 Jan 7th 08 - Sir Revenge:

" Good god "

" Vengence what are you doing?"
" He will re-clone, he hasnt lost his head..."


16:47:54 Jan 7th 08 - Mr. Vengence:

'no, he just lost the rest of his body......

*smiles evilly, and goes up to septims remains, chopping what was left of septim's head off*


16:52:17 Jan 7th 08 - Sir Revenge:

" You do know that was a clone right? "


16:53:42 Jan 7th 08 - Mr. Vengence:

oh.......

*goes off in search of the real septim, with an army of vengence clones behind him*


17:44:17 Jan 7th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might walks in wearing full *beep* and Corneeed Beef armor. Which one should I join..... I dunno sense they are both made of me.*


"Septim, I will make you a deal.."


17:56:19 Jan 7th 08 - Mr. Vengence:

*kills might before a deal can be made*


18:10:06 Jan 7th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might gets up and throws Vengence on the otherside of the world.*


19:12:27 Jan 7th 08 - Sir Revenge:

" yer, Im not urprised you did that..."

[ Join septim to make it more interreting ]


19:20:04 Jan 7th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might walks over and takes out a gallon of milk. He pours it on Revenge and hardens it.*


20:17:06 Jan 7th 08 - Sir Revenge:

" mmmmm..... yogught "


02:19:33 Jan 8th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae:

*Gaius appears out of the blue*

"Sp@m, sp@m, sp@m!!!"

*Furiously charges upon the non *beep*mers*

"Die, die, die!!!"

*Stops for a minute and wonders why he repeats himself three times in a row*

"May ZeTa be with us..."

*Attacks Revenge from the back and cuts his arm off with his sp@m saber*


11:05:46 Jan 8th 08 - Prince Mielo:

Sir Revenge

Report


1/7/2008 4:23:22 PM

I am the commander of C.B

You can be my left or right tennent


Who would ever want to be your Right tennent? It's like being the janitor's assistant his helpboy


13:35:19 Jan 8th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV:

*The real Septim appears with a black and red mace and dark SP@M armor and starts smashing the cr@p out of Vengence's army. WIthin seconds it is destroyed and Septim disappears in a cloud of SP@M.

*Septim clone A34-43 launches fifty SP@M ICBMs at Vengence, and a hundred SP@M ICBMs at Revenge.


15:06:57 Jan 8th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might assembles his army of cows and attacks right after the missiles blow up.*


15:31:31 Jan 8th 08 - Mr. Vengence:

*vengence laughs, having just seen septim attack his 'army'. turns off the projector*


15:43:44 Jan 8th 08 - Sir Revenge:

Revenge dodges the futile attack from septim and destorys them

He takes his rifle and walks into a bush and crouches, " hmmmm" " ill get the bas*tard"

Revenge takes a few tamazapan to steady himself before shooting a few rounds, it catches septim's arm, a light graze " Nearly god dam it"

As he looks down the scoop, seotim is gone and black smoke has replaced him


15:50:02 Jan 8th 08 - Sir Ron Jeremy:

Fizban looks at both of the meats. "Corned Beef, or Sp@m? Um.... I like neither."


15:55:28 Jan 8th 08 - Sir Revenge:

" Join corned beef !" cried Revenge as he slashed through the meatly { Get it ^^}  abdomen of the Spam warrior


16:02:57 Jan 8th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might waited for Revenge to get occupied on some worriers.....Then he struck with the fiery Rage of the Heavens against the puny mortal who thought he was hidden behind some kind of illusion.*


'WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pala..Fizban, join me and Septim in defeating these unworthy wannabe meats!*


16:21:42 Jan 8th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV:

*300 Septim clones dressed in nothing except leather and red capes and wielding spears and swords appear.

FOR...SP@MALOT!!!

*The Septims totally whoop...a ton of soldiers.


17:46:54 Jan 8th 08 - Sir Revenge:

 " FOR BEEFALOT! "

Revenge clones engaged apon the Septim clones...

The war had truely began......


20:32:08 Jan 8th 08 - Sir Revenge:

Revenge slashed hard into the spam troopers, making sure it dug deep to finish them In one stroke

He was soon overwealmed with masses of Spammers, it was then that his clones charged and helped out there main

Revenge looke up to Septim who stood at the top of castle commanding his troops

" YOU WILL FAIL"
" BECAUSE CORNBEEF ROCKS!"


20:37:17 Jan 8th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might smiled and watched as Revenge slowly became tired and got more and more cuts.*


08:24:46 Jan 9th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV:

*Septim then raised his arms in the air and an enormous SP@M giant appears on the field, the giants smashes a score of troops with one stomp and sends scores more flying. The giant then kicks Vengence and he fllies hard into a mountain.

Giant: "FOOOOR SP@@@@@MALOT!!!"

*The giant destroys many in the ranks of the C.B. soldiers before backup arrives in the form of a SP@M dragon lord, the SP@M dragon flies down and breaths molten SP@M onto the enemy soldiers, until more help arrives...a SP@M wolf. The wolf, dragon, and giant destroy most of the enemies.


13:32:51 Jan 9th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae:

*Gaius smiles as he said the corned beef jackasses get easily killed*

"To sp@m!"

*Goes berserk and starts killing every corned beef fighter he runs into*


16:22:19 Jan 9th 08 - Sir Revenge:

" POWER RANGERS ARE GO!"

The power rangers come in their OLD machines { Dinosaurs}

And reek havoc apon all spam infested beings...

They use the saber sword and kill the giant who falls on top of most of the spam soldiers, killing most the enemies...


16:24:06 Jan 9th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV:

[[OOC: Power Rangers are not made of, or have anything to do with corned beef...]]


16:54:24 Jan 9th 08 - Sir Revenge:

[ Nor does a wolf and a dragon! besides these are made of C.B ]


17:35:41 Jan 9th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might flouts over to the Power Rangers and deep frys them.*


04:10:00 Jan 10th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae:

*Gaius tastes the fried corned beef Power Rangers*

"This taste like *beep*! Damn you, corned beef! Death to all corned beef eaters!"

*Attacks Revenge and cuts his other arm off*


15:33:19 Jan 10th 08 - Sir Revenge:

Revenge spits in Aurelious face then runs off to have time to heal, even though Aurelious could follow he didnt because there was millions of clones in his way...


15:59:01 Jan 10th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV:

*Septim lays upon a rooftop with a Sniper rifle in his hands. He fires once and Revenge falls on the ground moaning, he aims at Revenge's head, and doesn't fire.

"This war would be over too quickly if I fire..."


16:23:24 Jan 10th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might pops over Septims left shoulder.*



"Kill Him Kill him!"

*Might walks over to the other shoulder*

"Hes just a mortal! He can change his ways! Allow him to live!'



16:40:02 Jan 10th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV:

"Wait a minute...you aren't my conscience!"

*Septim's conscience is stuck in traffic.

"Oh oh, this is just beautiful!"

*Septim's consciense spills coffee on himself.

[[OOC: I love family guy...]]


16:43:11 Jan 10th 08 - Sir Revenge:

[ Lol that was am amazing episode, then the conscinces's conscince gets stuck lol ]


16:43:52 Jan 10th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV:

[[OOC: Lol.]]


16:45:31 Jan 10th 08 - Sir Revenge:

Revenge limps off because of dam septim

* Skakes his hand at septim in anger*

" Ill have my revenge, muahahahahah" He mutters as he lips off


22:24:17 Jan 10th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae:

*Gaius sees Revenge try to something with his hand*

"Haha... I cut them both, you canīt do anything with them!"

*Starts smashing clones*


02:47:25 Jan 11th 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar:

Erunion walks in, and cooks a corned beef and sp@mburger.
"I'm the Duke of sp@m, but corned beef tastes good too! Now both sides are going to kill me..."


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