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*Might shapes himself into the little shape of a small cow with wings and hovers over Septims two shoulders telling him what to do.*

"Kill him, Septim!"

"Septim, what about his family?"

*Gaius wonders how Revenge opened a can with no hands*

"You ae not going to get away from this!"

*Use a sniper rifle and blows up Revenges arm, once again*

*Might pokes the Septim clones body giving it life again and repairing all his wounds. Might then picks up Vengence and makes him a toddler in the terrible twos stage. He gives Vengence to a sweat shot in China.*

Revenge walks out of his bomb shelter
" MUAHAHAHAH"
He opens some tins of C.B he had in there and pours them onto the floor
They grow immediatly into C.B soldiers
" MULTIPLY!!"

The C.B soldiers split into two then again and again
This is repeated hundreds of thousands until once again Revenge and the C.B soldiers live again.....

*Septim absorbs the SP@M.

"I am the God of SP@M, my element cannot hurt me..."

*The SP@M immune Septim army marches on the two inch C.B. soldiers and squishes them with SP@M shoes.

[[OOC: Meowman, this is a fun RP, I do not sp@m the serious RPs out of respect, I even use a different backstory.

Fun RP backstory:

Septim
God of SP@M
Leader of the Septim Clone armies

Serious RP backstory:

Septim
Emperor of Cidel or Soldier of Cidel, it depends if it is an army fighting RP or an RP where we are under the command of somebody else (like the Stormborn.)]]

"Thank you Gaius, forgot to do that..."

*Septim then shoves a spear into Meowman's chest and then shoves the spear into a wall, pinning Meowman to it.

*defensive cannot decide who to fight for his inner sp@mmer and his conscience are at war together..... Meanwhile the more mature side of him has walked out his head and is nesting inside a pineapple

Er... I sed I went away from the land of sp@m, and yes septim i no, but here i am protesting against the evil of serious RP sp@mmers. and yer rite it is fun. :P

Revenge jumps onto a building and lays down, he puts together the new improved Beef-Rifle  { Like a sniper rifle }
He aims and Septim on his rampage, Success! It goes through his head but into a fellow conedbeef warrior...
Ha, hes gona have to regenerate!

Meowman apears, stops time, reverses it, and blows up Defensive's pineapple before Gaius can, just for kicks. He then runs himself through. OMG I JUST KILLED MYSELF!!! He then calls 999 to report murder, but relizes that the emergency code is diferent here then in Britain. After 34.84560385 seconds of thinking he starts crying and sticks a grenade in Septim's ear hole. He then says: "I DECLARE MYSELF SELF-DECLARED GOD OF

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 SP@MMING! BUT ONLY ON MONDAY..." When Septim blows up he is caught in the blast and dies, but a loyal servent comes and takes the nucleus out of one of his cells and clones him. The new him, Meowman V2, proclaims that he likes cake, and wonders if now would be a good time to take cover from the 20 SP@M rifles trained at his head.

*Septim suddenly appears.

"That is it...I grow tired of this war..."

*Septim flicks his wrist and suddenly all Corned Beef soldiers fall to the floor, kneeling before Septim, except for Commander Revenge.

"Hmmmmmmm...you do not bow? Well, then...goodbye..."

*Septim disappears and every single former C.B. soldier aims their weapons at Revenge.

I like to go with the underdog. Now you are the only one here...

*Meowman kills revnege with a nuclear bomb* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!