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War : Corned beef vs Sp-m | ||||
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07:24:41 Jan 11th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim snipes a C.B. soldier in the head. Voice: "Headshot!" "What the hell?" *Four enemies sneak up on Septim, but Septim kills them with a well placed grenade. Voice: "Overkill, Killing Spree!" "This is freakin' me out..." | ||||
10:14:13 Jan 11th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: *Might shapes himself into the little shape of a small cow with wings and hovers over Septims two shoulders telling him what to do.* "Kill him, Septim!" "Septim, what about his family?" | ||||
15:30:34 Jan 11th 08 - Sir Revenge: Revenge managed to get to saftey before opening some cans of c.b to heal his wounds Revenge pulled out a little button, he pressed it before hearig a large explosion, the detanation worked , it wasnt a bomb exacly but a ton of smoke smogged the field " Retreat to the hill!" Revenge shouted, his men fired some arrows into the cloud and ran as fast as they could giving for the armour Once there Revenge's right arm was back, it still hurt but it would have been worse if it had not come back at all, he pulled his bow and fired into the small squad Septim had sent, the corn beef men also fired and soon the small squad was done with | ||||
15:47:37 Jan 11th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: *Gaius wonders how Revenge opened a can with no hands* | ||||
18:41:01 Jan 11th 08 - Mr. Vengence: *picks up a can of C.B and throws it at septim so he looks at him, which he does, then shoots him fifty-one times in the face, neck and upper torso. septim is ripped apart, and vengence throws a knife with extreme accuracy. the knife cuts septims head from his neck* | ||||
18:54:31 Jan 11th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: *Might pokes the Septim clones body giving it life again and repairing all his wounds. Might then picks up Vengence and makes him a toddler in the terrible twos stage. He gives Vengence to a sweat shot in China.* | ||||
09:04:42 Jan 12th 08 - Mr. Meowman: Meowman, who thinks RPs should be serious and not sp@mmy, comes with an alliance of a bunch of humans, elves, dwarves, hobbits orcs and trolls from the real game, commanded by the real RPers of the forums and not crummy sp@mmers. He then kills all the people and evil entities of sp@m and C.B. (who seem to be sp@mming as well), and then decides to make an exeption to his rule of no sp@m in order to vanquish all sp@m. He buys a huge sp@m bomb, since thats all they make in this land of sp@m, and blows up the whole place after going a good 5 miles away. He then disapears, never to be seen in the land of sp@m again, unless sp@m should ever return... | ||||
09:26:20 Jan 12th 08 - Sir Revenge: Revenge walks out of his bomb shelter The C.B soldiers split into two then again and again
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14:38:58 Jan 12th 08 - Mr. Umbar: *Umbar looks at the battle from far.. | ||||
17:59:59 Jan 12th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim absorbs the SP@M. "I am the God of SP@M, my element cannot hurt me..." *The SP@M immune Septim army marches on the two inch C.B. soldiers and squishes them with SP@M shoes. [[OOC: Meowman, this is a fun RP, I do not sp@m the serious RPs out of respect, I even use a different backstory. Fun RP backstory: Septim Serious RP backstory: Septim | ||||
18:16:59 Jan 12th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: *Gaius attacks Meowman and kills him with an axe* | ||||
18:18:41 Jan 12th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: "Thank you Gaius, forgot to do that..." *Septim then shoves a spear into Meowman's chest and then shoves the spear into a wall, pinning Meowman to it. | ||||
19:30:51 Jan 12th 08 - Sir Revenge: [[ Revenge sticks a C.B grenade into Meowmans mouth, tapes it there and runs off ]] Revenge's C.B men soon recover and are back too full strength, Revenge gives them some Corn Beef so they can GROW back to normal size [ Lol ] | ||||
20:19:34 Jan 12th 08 - Mr. Defensive Hes Back: *defensive cannot decide who to fight for his inner sp@mmer and his conscience are at war together..... Meanwhile the more mature side of him has walked out his head and is nesting inside a pineapple
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20:41:21 Jan 12th 08 - Sir Revenge: Maybe you should join... ME! | ||||
02:19:17 Jan 13th 08 - Mr. Meowman: Er... I sed I went away from the land of sp@m, and yes septim i no, but here i am protesting against the evil of serious RP sp@mmers. and yer rite it is fun. :P | ||||
04:10:32 Jan 13th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim pulls out an S16 assault rifle with a SP@M grenade attachment. "You think you can take me? Huh? SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!" *Septim blows the cr@p outta everything on a SP@M fueled rampage. | ||||
19:37:58 Jan 13th 08 - Sir Revenge: Revenge jumps onto a building and lays down, he puts together the new improved Beef-Rifle { Like a sniper rifle } | ||||
02:23:56 Jan 14th 08 - Sir Gaius Aureliae: *Gaius blows up Defensive´s pineapple* | ||||
10:38:41 Jan 14th 08 - Mr. Meowman: Meowman apears, stops time, reverses it, and blows up Defensive's pineapple before Gaius can, just for kicks. He then runs himself through. OMG I JUST KILLED MYSELF!!! He then calls 999 to report murder, but relizes that the emergency code is diferent here then in Britain. After 34.84560385 seconds of thinking he starts crying and sticks a grenade in Septim's ear hole. He then says: "I DECLARE MYSELF SELF-DECLARED GOD OF N E W B I E SP@MMING! BUT ONLY ON MONDAY..." When Septim blows up he is caught in the blast and dies, but a loyal servent comes and takes the nucleus out of one of his cells and clones him. The new him, Meowman V2, proclaims that he likes cake, and wonders if now would be a good time to take cover from the 20 SP@M rifles trained at his head. | ||||
00:33:58 Jan 15th 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows: This, fight, *beep*I, corned, need, Right, each, War : Corned beef vs Sp-m *Might does that conciseness thing for Septim. And proceeds to be his Angel/Devil. | ||||
06:38:53 Jan 15th 08 - Prince Cephorus Septim IV: *Septim suddenly appears. "That is it...I grow tired of this war..." *Septim flicks his wrist and suddenly all Corned Beef soldiers fall to the floor, kneeling before Septim, except for Commander Revenge. "Hmmmmmmm...you do not bow? Well, then...goodbye..." *Septim disappears and every single former C.B. soldier aims their weapons at Revenge. | ||||
09:55:09 Jan 15th 08 - Mr. Meowman: They are still corned beef though, so they can be hert by sp@m. Meowman buys a sp@m bomb and manages to kill everyone with his sp@m of new player powers, even though it is not monday. | ||||
09:23:01 Jan 16th 08 - Mr. Meowman: I like to go with the underdog. Now you are the only one here... *Meowman kills revnege with a nuclear bomb* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! | ||||
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