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um, wow, that was a lot of reading... and now the suspense is killing me....what VU character will be added next? what will ever happen to poor lit innocent Mielo and the tuff but soft hearted Efrandor? will they die? will they live? will mielo finally lose his virginity and become  a concubine of the pirates and make little peg legged children pirates (after a quicky on ship sex change, thank to the on board surgeon)? will Efrandor befriend the sharks and launch a counter attack that leaves pirates all around the world rethinking the whole "plank" idea? What will happen? what will happen? i gotta know, i can't wait! .... i'm scared for them, hold me?......hmmm i pretended to be a pirate once when RIOT was around, that was fun, i'd put my little eye patch on and and bandanna... funny the eye patch never effected my typing...hmmmm.

[As the spacetravels ended for Mielo and Efrandor and they got back to earth they had a short moment of fame, that short lived moment ended rather quick when they found a living alien inside the spaceship pizza. Mielo and Efrandor fled to London, England, where they tried to live on what was left of their fame, however, when the news of the alien spread to England they had nothing to get there, they had no money, no chicks, no beer and no cocaine.
They started to think about what to do with their lifes and agreed upon going to Tortuga, a place where everyone and all can get some money, chicks, beer and cocaine, with some help from a relative Mielo and Efrandor started to travel with boat from England to Tortuga. Tragically the relative freezed to death after Mielo and Efrandor had smoked his coat so they coud get, what's in the buisness is called "High-Ocean", after falling asleep the boat landed on a deserted island, no longer then ten fet wide and long, there they got picked up by pirates lead by the frightening "one leg, one arm, plastic parrot president robot Senturu" who orderd them to be executed after they had had him launched out in space with a ion cannon.
The two former adventurers jumped from the ship from a state of the art plank falling towards the mouths and teeths of the sharks in the water, but not before they gave the finger to everyone onboard.]

The pirates closed up on the plank, looking down on the water, what they saw would soon make them all faint and then crash on shallow water making them all drown.

What they saw was blood, huge amount of blood, along with pieces of several sharks, floating on two living-and-not-so-dangerous-anymore-sharks where Mielo and Efrandor, feasting on some sharkmeat and picking their teeth with some of the sharks fins.

- Oh feck off! Senturu said and fainted along with the other pirates.

Mielo and Efrandor looked up saw all the pirates fall back and then a loud *poff* was heard.

- Kewl, Mielo said.

- Kewl, Efrandor said and took another sharkbite from a shark.

Suddenly the wind started to blow violently, it cought the sails and started heading for the small island on which Mielo and Efrandor had woken up, the ship moved closer and closer without any of the pirates waking up, and *BAM!* it hit the sand causing a big hole, spaning from the front of the ship to the back, it sank at once, the pirates woke up wondering what the feck they were doing under water, then they drowned, the robot got sad because his parot was floating some hundred feets above him and his wooden and plate parts of his body would now be rather destroyed. Also, he felt abit mad about not being able to either float nor swim.

- Woooow, the two sharkkillers said with eyes as big as pupils.

- Ok sharks, take us to Tortuga! Mielo said!

At once the sharks started swimming with a tremendous speed towards Tortuga.

- blubb blubb blubb, one of the sharks said.

- We will be there in the morning, the other shark translated.

- Blub blub blub blubbub, the first shark said.

- He wonder if you have a sister Efrandor? The second said.

Efrandor spitt at the shark and it turned quiet.

Effie, that is so depressing. Are you alright?

lovely...keep 'em comming!!! :D

:PPPPPPP makes me want to start drinking again.

- Wooow man, where are we..? Mielo asks.

- I don't know, doubt I've ever been here before.. Efrandor answers.

- I like the decoration tough...

- Yea, nice demons...

....

...

- Woot!?

Mielo and Efrandor gets up as quick as they can and rub their eyes, demons still there, they rub again, didn't work. They try fainting and waking up again, nope, still there. They try to hit them and missing on purpose, they hit them.

- Waaah!!

- Gaaah!!

The demons surrounds them and starts moving in on them with spears, swords and sharp tails.

- Iiik!

They got closer and closer and then! They start poking Mielo and Efrandor with their swords, spears and sharp tails, some giggle from the fat demon in the back can also be heard.

- Wooohaaa!  Stop it!! It tickles!! Efrandor starts panicking, I'll tell your mother, biatches!

- Woooooohaaa!! Further down, harder! Mielo stars getting excited, bring your mothers, biatches!

The poking suddenly stops, the demons split up and far away a small red dot can be seen, it comes closer, fast. Mielo and Efrandor looks at eachother, Efrandor fixes his ruined hair, Mielo fixes his opened pants.
The red dot gets closer and our adventurers are now looking at a red, fat, smelling and running dwarf with a goatbeard, the sight is compeling to say the least.

- Hahahaha!!! Comes out from the newly dead mouths. They get poked, hard.

- Ouch! They get giggle from the fattie in the backrow.

The red dwarf now stands infront of the not-so-living-anymore, and says.

- Welcome...  To my home!

Mielo and Efrandor looks at eachother, like so many times before.

- Geeh, thanks mon, Efrandor says.

- Yea... Thanks homie, Mielo says, but we would like to get out of here now, or at least found somewhere to eat and drink, it's been kinda long morning if you know what I mean, hehe.

It's quiet, except for some giggle in the back, by a demon, a fat one.

- I'm glad you like it, the dwarf says, cause this is ye home ya know!

- Great! Then show us the kitchen! Efrandor says.

- And then, the booze! Mielo fills in.

- Boooooze, Efrandor whispers to make it sound cooler.

- Yea sure, absolutley, the dwarf says, around here, we do as we please, you guys are lucky, you killed yourself that way you paid some for all the bad deeds you have been doing so you didn't turn into some bad looking demon like most of us here.

- Cool.

- Cool.

The three of them starts walking down a big street, on both sides there are houses and here and there flaming palms and kidneygardens of lava, where the kids and their moms are playing.

- That's one goodlooking momma, Mielo says.

- She's hot, Efrandor fills in.

The seconda fter the momma starts to burn.

- Oh yea, don't say the "H"-word here, makes a person burt in flames, or in this case, that hot mom you were talking about.

Somewhere in the distance a scream is heard, someone got lit by fire.

- Damn, the dwarf says. Ah! Here it is!

The three of them stops and looks on a big house, a big house.

- That is sooo cool! Mielo says and sees how Efrandors feets turns to ice.

- Wooow, Efrandor replies, say it again.

- Cool, Efrandors hands turns to ice.

- That is so wicked, Efrandor says looking at Mielos penor, cool.

- Ouch man!

- Did it work!?

- Of course it fecking worked!

The dwarf looks at them two arguing.

- Please, please, stop the fuzz, we try to keep a low profile arond this here parts, you need to argue, go up three stairs and beat down a homeless guy.

- Three stairs? Mielo asks.

- Heaven, the dwarf answers simply.

- Cool, Efrandor and Mielo says watching the goatbeard on the dwarf turn to ice and fall of.

- Ok, I'm just gonna find myself a homeless guy, the dwarf says and heads for a big stairway at the end of the street.

Mielo and Efrandor walks in to their house/mansion/palace/castle and starts searching for the kitchen, well, more for the booze, they find a open fire, next to the open fire a big coffin, they open it up, inside...

- Booooooze!! Mielo and Efrandor gets excited and starts drinking, a butler comes in with food.

- Look Mielo, warm food on a plate!

What do you mean that is the end? I want more, Effie. I am just starting on my coke and popcorn! ;-p

Planning to start a sequel?

* slaps Senturu's hands as he attempts to have a second helping *
* hands Senturu a spoon * Go get your own. Besides, the spoon will work better on ice cream.

ok murphy we know you want eff to touch youb ut still man. keep to yourself and pm messages :P

ouch

hmmm... i want a sequel, and this means we need a rip off script from the origanal.
and with an all star cast featuring senturu, mielo, efrandor, dak and possibly me =p

I hope those hot sexy lads named efrandor and mielo will be in it again ^^

but please for all of us ... drop that horrible character named senturu ... just use douglas :p

                                            Prologue #1

It's winter, no snow out, and it's very dark(of course.)

Out in nowhere there is a desert, or, out in the desert there's nothing, yea, that's the correct way of putting it.

Anyway, out in the desert ther eis nothing, well, almost nothing, aaah feck, ok...

Out in the desert tehre's almost nothing, almost nothing except for a cellar.
That's right, no house, no walls, no roof...   just, a cellar. a cold dark dusty cellar.

In this cellar two bodies lies, dead, it seems, there are no movement and no sounds at all from the two. in the cellar there are also a table, two chairs some paintings, that if there were walls wouldn't have to be on the floor, and some flowers on the stair.

The night flies by and it starts snowing, not alot, and not alittle, just that little snowing, the kind of snowing you see on christmas eve if you live in a cold sheitty country like Sweden or Iceland, which by the way are only ice.

Anyhow, it started snowing and one piece of snow, a rather big one, came sailing down fom the skies, as it came closer to the bodies it split up, as if someone was controlling it, the two snowbuddies flew apart and came closer to the cellar, once they could see the two bodies they aimed at them, aimed and aimed, aimed and aimed...  And then...  they aimed for their noses and landed on them.

The two bodies, which were human beings woke up with a sense of fear in their eyes, they fealt naked, abused, cold and snowy, they touced their noses and got a drop of water on their fingers, they looked on eachother, tried to speak, coughed some and drank the drop of water and turned back to eachother.

- We're out of cocs Effie...

- We still got some mescalin...?

- I'm tired of mescalin, I want cocs...

- Ok then... Hang on, I'll go make some...

Effie got up and walked to the table, Mielo laid back on the cement and fell asleep. The next thing he remembers is waking up with the sun shining and water comming out of his body, he was hot, and it was summer, he quickly got up and looked around the cellar, Effie was gone, where the hell had he gone?

- Where the HELL is he!? Mielo said to himself.

- Here ya go bro, a voice behind him said.

Mielo turned around and saw Effie stand in front of him with some cocain in his hands.

- Where hav-

- I've been here, it just got done, was about to wake you up, but you did that yourself, so...  Anyway, take it, it's good, it's about....   113% clean, you'll feel like a dead cow on steroids before you know it by just smelling on it!

- Cool!

- For sure!

The two of them smelled on it, felt like the cows, ate some and felt like taking a walk.

- Muuuuuu!!!  Mieo said.

- Couldn't muuuugree with you muure, Effie said.

And so, as Mielo and Efrandor walked through the desert a huge spaceship came and picked them up...

lol, you go girl!

This might just be like doing a fourth Jurassic Park, but I just don't have anything better to do...

                                                  Prologue #2

- Come on guys!  We have to get going, NOW!

- wuwuuwuw, why?

- We have to catch the midnight train before the russian mob finds us!

- And who are you to tell us what to do!?

- I'm your sister Effie!

- Yea...  but your not Mielos siter, now are you, aha!

- Yea, that's true, you aint my sister, and perhaps I want to wait right here!

- Fine! Well, I'm out of here! The sister leaves the room.

The sound of her running down the stairs is heard, then it stops and a rather loud "poff" is heard.

- What was that Effie?

- Don't know...  but I can hear the stairs comming closer...

- Stairs don't move...

Mielo and Efrandor looks at eachother and shouts in the other ones face.

- RUSSIANS!!!

They run for the door, open it up and sees 4 big cold looking fellows running towards them, Mielo turns to Efrandor.

- Man, they are so russian I can see their accent from here!

- The window, Efrandor says and starts running towards it.

- We're at the 37th floor Effie, we can't jump that!

- What? Sure we can, come on...

Suddenly it all goes quiet, Mielo and Efrandor looks back at the closed door...  and then....  *CRASH* the door is knocked down by a large russian foot wearing a 90's Adidas shoe.

- Euhm.. buddy, you should change that one, they are sooo not fashin now, Mielo says.

- Grrrrrr, he gets as a reply.

- Yea, sure, lets jump!

Mielo and Efrandor jumps out of the window and sees the cold winter-street comming closer and closer.

- So what's your plan Effie?

- Jumping..

- Yea...  But to not die?

- Land on the ground, steal their car and drive until there's no gas left...

- Land, ey?

- Land, yea...

- HOW THE FECK HOW!?

- Hahaha, sometimes you are so stupid, with these of course.

Efrandor pulls up two parachutes from his pocket, hands one to Mielo and puts one on himself.

- Drag the rope man, Efrandor says.

- oh, forgot.

*SPLAT*

The russians runs for the window, looks down and sees a big red spot down on the street, in it two white figures can be seen, but there are no bodies, just where the bodies should be, the russians turn their sight to the other side of the street and sees their car drive away.

- Grrrrr...

- Yihaaaa!, We did it Mielo!

- Yea, well.... To bad we lost like 10 liters of blood back there, I'm really gonna miss it... So, where will we go now?

- I've always wanted to go to Sahara...

- Cool..

- Yea...

And so Mielo and Efrandor went to Sahara by car, and when the gas ran out they started walking instead, but not without searching the car for any cool stuff, they found some apples, 2 liters of milk, 10kilos of cocain and a manual on how to do your own cocain in 1001 different ways.

- This is nice, let's go to that weird house and party, Mielo says.

- I'm game.

lol it is awesome

It was an epic adventure......someone find him and drag his ass back here....

...not odd at all...

                                            Season 4
                                               Tired Of Hell

Mielo opens what used to be fully operational eyes and takes a look around him. Something seems strange, something isn't the way it should be.
He's still in hell as usual, he's still on his porch as usual, he slept in his rocking chair as usual. He's having a massive hangover, as usual. But somethings out of place.
He scratch his cheek.

- I've grown beard?

Mielo can't be sure, dead persons always have a hard time knowing what's right and what's wrong. Not that having a beard is wrong or right in this particular case, but if the beard is really there or not he can't know.
Not that that means anything either, something is still wrong, beard or not.

Mielo notices his Morning Glory.*

- Might as well do something about it right away, Mielo says to himself and puts on his morning gloves.
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Efrandor looks at his watch, 12 in the morning.

- Hey pal, time to go home.

Efrandor tries to ignore the barkeeper, just one more drink and everything will be fine he thinks to himself.

- We're closing now.

- Just one mo...

- No.

- Please, just o...

- No.

- I just want ONE mo...

- No.

- Alright, I can take a no... See ya tonight, Harry.

Efrandor leaves the bar, singing to himself.

- He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

Effie stops singing at once. Somethings wrong.

- Why ain't you singing Mielo?

Efrandor looks to his right, no one there. He looks to his left, no one there.

- What the heaven!?
_________________

Mielo is done. He puts a mark on his "Things-to-do-today"-list.

- One down, three to go. But first a bath and some breakfast.

Mielo goes to the bathroom, it's occupied, someones showering.

- Effie, don't use up all the cold water again, aight!?

Out comes, not Effie, but a hot sexxi devil woman.

- Excuse me, I... eeh... I can see your horns...

- Oh shoot, I'm sorry!

The devil woman runs of leaving the reader, the writer and Mielo behind wondering what she was doing there taking a shower without her terry towel.

- But that's not really important, there will come more women showing of their bits and parts, Mielo thought and wondered where Effie was hiding.
Ok, where did I see him last? Our last deathday... But, that's almost a year ago? How long did I pass out?
_________________

Efrandor thinks just the same.

- Where did I put him last? We were at the pub together on our last deathday, that I remember... But, that was almost a year ago... How long was I away ordering a hot dog?
________________

No need to say, Mielo and Efrandor felt lonely. They had lost track of eachother, something similar had never happend before.
They've been to space, Tortuga, riding sharks, trapped on a deserted island and even jumped to their death together. But now, they were alone.
Only comfort they had was knowing they were both dead, so none of them could be in trouble.

- That's good. They both thought.



* Morning Glory = Boner/Erection

<3 ef, about time you showed up ... Without you, VU is just a non-alcoholic drink :)

Yay, the adventures continue!

                                            Season 4 - Episode two.
                                               Tired Of Hell

- So this is where you are! Mielo and Efrandor said to eachother.

- Yes, They replied.

The two were finally together again after being apart for so long. To celebrate they decided to head back to the pub and have a drink, or three.

Once there they saw that the very Devil himself stood at the entrance sneak-drinking from a vodka bottle in the que.

- Oh, hello Devil, Mielo said with a quite nicely tone.

- Sheit. Devil answered.

- What's the problem? Have you just come out from the closet announcing that you are ghey and you secretly have a crush on us so you were hoping not to meet us tonigh? That's why you "sheitted"?
Efrandor asked with curiosity.

Devil looked at the two companions, his eyes getting more and more similar to burning fire, the warm kind.

- Devil? Mielo didn't enjoy the look in Devils eyes nor his silence.

- My name is Betty dammit, you ugly duckling!

Mielo got upset.

- Hey... That was uncalled for... Why... Why say something like that man?

Devil/Betty(?) pulled up a notification of eviction from one of his many evil looking pockets and put it in front of the two friends eyes.

- I want the two of you out by midnight. Betty then turned the other way and started arguing with the guard about wether he needed to take a walk around the block or not to sober up, Devil didn't think so, Guard did.

- Effie, we've been evicted!? We don't even own a house down here, we've just been sleeping on random porches ever since we got here, what's the deal?

- It's strange indeed. Must be a burrito buried here, Efrandor said while squinting his eyes.

- Fish, Mielo said.

- Yea.

                                            Season 4 - Episode four.
                                               Tired Of Hell

So, let's sum some things up here before we continue; Efrandor and Mielo has been dead for almost two years, they've been sepdning their dead days in hell drinking margeritas and trying to hook up with hot demon women. Their first deathday celebration tored them apart for almost a year in a strange massive hangover/drunken mist, now that they've finally found eachother and decided to celebrate it with another drink and another soon-to-be-doomed-attempt to get laid they get a notice from the Devil himself(Who's real name is Betty, which isn't really scary or funny at all, just weird.) where it says they've been evicted from hell due to their hard partying which, according, to the letter have 'cause some of the older tenant*beep*ler, Mussolini, Ingemar Bergman, Captain Hook and the like) with great influence to pack their bags and head for heaven instead, which, according once again, to the letter isn't a good thing for Hell's tourism attraction.
So, where are we at now? Mielo and Efrandor are once again without a home, as dead people that is no fun, dead people just want to have fun, not sleep outdoors(Unless it's a porch, which dead people are incredible comfortable with sleeping on, for some reason. Probably the draft.)

- Effie, this sucks.

- Word.

- You know what we have to do now, right?

Efrandor looks at Mielo with sadness in his eyes, he's ashamed to admit it, but he knows the truth, he knows what they must do now to survive.*

- I'm sad to say it... But... We must haunt a house...

Efrandor and Mielo looks at eachother making a face very similar to ":(".'

- Ok, let's do this the right way Mielo, for once. Let's go to the "Information Center" and see what houses are up for grasps.

Mielo agrees, there's nothing else to do. So they head to the IC to find their future "home".
Once there they are greated by the "Hi-I'm-a-demon-women-who-likes-to-take-showers-and-then-walk-
around-in-a-strange-house-showing-of-my-private-parts"-girl pointing them towards a wall with some pictures of houses they can choose between.
The first picture Mielo sees says with big letters "College".

- Effie, look! There's a college in Florida in need of some ghosts!

- Feck off, no way!

- You know what this means, right?

Efrandor looks with Mielo with lust in his eyes, he's glad to admit it, glad he knows the truth about U.S schools and glad that he knows that they now can both party and survive.

- Yupp, and I'm pleased to say it; We must haunt that college until every bit of weed has been smoked and every tit been poked.

- Word!

Finally things seems to start brighten up for the two comrades, the demon girl stamples them in the forehead and in the quickest of seconds they arrive right in the dressing room at the College gym, they can hardly believe their eyes, they are there!
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* If a dead person die they become nothing, nothing means more(or less, depending on the historian) then less, dead is lesser then alive. So, nothing is beyond lesser then dead, thus so far from fun as it can be, not even abit hilarious.