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Arvious, you're God of constantly turning back RP time in order to survive constant beatings from other people...

Arvious IIII[Thats his real name]= Part of my legion of slaves.

My Legion of slaves:

Spoon

Quietone

Swifty

Nimic

Septim

Scientist

Kobuskan

Roxbury

Seloc

Darkmarsbar

Lewatha[She doesn't know it yet]

Revenge

Wraith

Pinky

The Brain

You are my special slave...

I will turn you into a pie and feed you to pigs if you keep doing this...

"That's it, your a pie now..."

*turns Might into a pie and puts him in a pig pen*

"EAT UP!!!"

You aren't the god of cows, but you certainly think like one.  You can't read, can you...

you're godmodding!

(possibly, this is one of the strangest threads currently around...)

*reverses time to when Might was born and throws him into a rocky river*

"That idi0t..."

*frees Wraith, Septim, Seloc, Lewatha, Revenge and Spoon.  Scientist already freed himself, so yeah*

After the sp-m wall Revenge the mighty god of Corned beef encases the sp-m wall in Corned Beef...
The two meats combine into a super meat and nothing can escape it, magic resistant, not even turning back time can save you as it has a time dilation field. You cannot eat your way out either as it is poisonous, such a fusion of mighty meats will be unbearable to humans...
Might will spend the rest of his days in the great case of meat....

*Uses what remains of the powers stolen from Arvious earlier in some thread or other to rewind time, refreshes his supply of time powers from Arvious, and then locks Might in a prison of unknown unbreakable teleport-blocking power-draining substance, then freezes time inside the prison forever!*

"Lets see you get out of that, minor diety of *beep*ic complexes!"

(The power-draining substance stops Might from using any powers at all, if the seal wasn't already enough)

*Demonsul talks to the people at the Limbo Customer Service Helpdesk, where the person at the counter is dead and thus gets straight to the point. They end up agreeing that Might is an *beep*, and that Arvious and Demonsul should be let out. This happens. Then Demonsul puts Might back in the super time prison thingy and improvements the lock to keycard, then short-circuits it so the door cannot be unlocked because Might does not have the techincal expertise to fix the keycard. He also boosts the time lock to freeze Might in place eternally, so he cannot do anything, ever*

"Now I guess Might will somehow find a way out defying all logic"

*Demonsul finds out that God (ZeTa) actually hates Might, and only gave him delusions of helping him. Might is still in the time prison, enjoying a false reality where he gloats over Demonsul being in Limbo. Due to the fact that this is a FALSE reality and Demonsul is NOT in Limbo, Demonsul gets ZeTa to give the Helpdesk clerk in Limbo a raise*

*Demonsul enjoys watching Might play in his false reality*

How can you lockpick a fused keycard slot??? You are still imprisoned

its called magic...and you are in a power-sapping prison so you cannot use it

"I will have the time powers"

*A glowing light comes out of Plato and enters Demonsul*

"Huzzah, the time powers are finally mine!"

*Does a little dance*

*gives the pie powers to whoever asks next*...i dont want them really

yes and im passing them on again.

next person to post (excluding plato seeing as he gave them to me in the first place)

fine, i am pieguy as well....although i will never use te power, its worth it for time powers

anyway plato u can borrow them like i did any time

*Might laughs as Plato burns his hand.*

*Might puts Gary in Hell.*

*Gary shoots the remaining slaves to death and shoots Plato in the stomach again*

"And here we have a perfect specimen of Mightus Fakegodicus in its natural habitat, a sp@m battle thread"

*Demonsul points to Might, and a crowd of tourists start taking pictures from behind a magical safeguard force field*

*Gary comes out of 'Septim's Exotic eats and grabs a can of CB and Spaaaaaaam and mixes them together and puts Might in it and throws him in :-o*