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Ok so I wake up with a start to find myself tyed up by Swordweilding cannibal axemen, some strange race with multiple weapons. The bonds around my ankles and wrists were extremely tight, and I could feel the circulation draining away. I looked over to find the kind owner of this cottage unconcious on the floor. He wasnt moving, but he looked alive. The freakish beasts started doing some kind of tribal dance, it looked like I was going to be their sacrifice. I tried to wriggle out of my bonds but it was no use, they were too tight. The strange ceremony carried on for what felt like hours until it suddenly halted.

Then the one who looked like their leader came out of the shadows, dressed in what looked to be the royal tribal attire. After saying something that was complete nonsense to myself, the axe/swordsmen began to cut loose my bonds to prepare me for the sacrifice. This was my only chance. Once the bonds were cut loose I quickly thrust two of the beasts off of me and grabbed their chieftan around the neck. The beasts immediately backed off for fear of hurting their chief. I dragged myself and the chieftan over to where the old man was on the ground. I checked his pulse, and was relieved to find out he was still alive.

Then one of the beasts foolishly tried to take advantage of this moment to charge at me with his sword. I quickly threw the chieftan at him and the dumb beast accidentaly ran him through, killing him instantly. I then quickly picked up the old man and went charging headfirst into the crowd of beasts. Luckily for me they were so stunned over the loss of their leader, none of them saw it coming. I barreled into them, knocking them down like bowling pins and then burst out the front door. I ran away with the old man on my back. I knew he needed a doctor and fast... 

"Aww Crap" I said to myself, i dont know how to defeat a demon. Unfortunetaly for me I had no kind of magic power, and my only option was to run. I secured the old man on my shoulder and turned and ran the same direction as the bandits. I was in excellent shape from the old man's fantastic, almost magical healing skills and was quickly putting distance between the demon and myself. After running for a long distance I stopped to rest, placing the old man on the ground, knowing that the demon would never catch up. But unknown to me this demon could teleport and when i turned around he was standing right in front of me!

I scrabled backwards away from the demon, as he slowly came closer and closer to me. The fear he instilled in me was unbearable, and I suddenly was unable to run away. The Demon had enchanted my body, making me unable to walk! As the demon came closer and closer I thrashed furiously trying to break free from his magical bind. All I was able to do was fall directly on top of the old man, and the impact jolted him back into a state of conciousness.

Then the demon swooped down on the top of us and suddenly everything went black. I felt my spirit being slowly drawn out of me by this horrid blackness. I began to become devoid of all hope and feeling when suddenly a booming voice yelled out "THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOU DEMON, NOW BEGONE!!!" Then I saw a large flash of white light and heard the demon screaming from far off. The blackness slowly lifted and I saw the demon returning to the underworld. It turns out that kind old man was a sorceror of the light, and he banished the demon back to Hell. I counted my blessings and thanked the kind old sorceror for his help and moved on in my journey...

Which has flesh-eating magic-proof mutant plants? How about that?

And are very friendly, unless you swear next to them...

Swear...

Aww man I feel bad, after i left the thread it died. I wanted to try to kill people

*bump

 no...

*Might takes out a spear and impales his foot on it.*

[What anti-goddmodding god?]

*Might takes out a dagger and stabs his throught then he takes out a large axe and chops it halfway through his arm.*

Me!