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Madidus Nightclub
18:21:33 Jun 9th 08 - Sir Wraith:

Wraith picks up the *beep*tail shaker. I'll take over until he stops vomiting..


23:09:38 Jun 9th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

*Ernie Stands Up*

Im not vomiting...I had a Mind Bomb O_o  it makes you feel soooooo good...and I may hire a backup barkeeper but not yet......I will only hire a person who comes in often.....and it depends on character after that >_>


23:34:18 Jun 9th 08 - Sir Wraith:

"Cheers then"

*Wraith sat on a stool near the bar.*

"An Elven Elixir please, kind sir. And any ladies pop in around here?"


23:58:50 Jun 9th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

*Pours the drink*
"And we dont get too many women around here......not since Arvious showed up in a chicken suit"


08:01:22 Jun 10th 08 - Mr. Ant:

"are you sure i don't remember a single girl, and i nightclub with out chicks is just a bar or a *beep* nightclub"


08:31:11 Jun 10th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

They will come back.....  *hangs sign up that reads*  "No animal suits of any kind.  No shoes, no socks, no service.  Bartender has authority remove anyone from the nightclub if not wearing appropriate attire"


19:56:49 Jun 10th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

*Suddenly the women returned now that the dreaded chicken suit was gone.  They went to the dance floor while the minstrels began playing their songs.  The nightclub had been revitalized*

"The nightclub has been renewed!  First drinks are free now! Even my specials!"


20:04:11 Jun 10th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

*Septim looks up.

"Good friend, pour me a bottle of scotch...", says Septim in the accent.


20:41:12 Jun 10th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

"Who the hell are you!?!?!"

*Pours a scotch*


23:18:44 Jun 10th 08 - Mr. Ant:

"Ernes get me a drink of some thing strong" *call to a girl, and indictated to a seat next to him* "hiya pretty lady what to talk?" *the girl sits down*


23:33:00 Jun 10th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

*The girl sits down.

"Hey honey", says the "girl" in an extremely raspy, manlike voice, the he-she kisses on Ant while Septim watches.

"Hmmm..."


01:31:18 Jun 11th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

*Ernie pours Ant an Irish Car Bomb*

*30 Seconds later a car comes crashing through the side of the nightclub driven by members of the IRA. Ant gets thrown up on the hood as it flies out the other side of the nightclub and blows up*

"Umm.....well that hasnt happened before"


03:55:34 Jun 11th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

*Septim watches.

"Interesting that is!"


04:47:29 Jun 11th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

"Tell me about it......"

*Repairmen immediately come in, fix the walls good as new, and leave after getting 2 complimentary drinks*

"But at least they are cheap"


07:49:17 Jun 11th 08 - Mr. Ant:

*ant comes back in carrying a letter* "this is written by my lawer and is complaning about your treatment of me, by the way could you give me a vodka in need it"


08:06:03 Jun 11th 08 - Mr. Ant:

oi you ernes get me served or i might need to add something to the pice is paper


08:10:20 Jun 11th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

*Septim grabs the paper and eats it while saying, "Num-num-num-num-num-num"


08:14:27 Jun 11th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

*Ernie reads the letter.....and then gives Ant a waiver he had to sign in order to enter the Nightclub*
"Sorry....all drink side effects are waived in this paper you had to sign"
*Pours the vodka*  

 "What is it with people and vodka...?  Get something different...I looked up all these drinks online for like an hour...and researched them and everything"


08:38:46 Jun 11th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

*Septim looks at the menu.

"I'll have a mojito, lots of rum...and mint leaves..."


08:40:15 Jun 11th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

*Ernie pulls out a glass and fixes up the mojito with mint leaves*


08:42:56 Jun 11th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

*Septim drinks the mojito, and looks up at the barkeep.

"Thanks", he says without the accent, he then looks down.

"Dang", he looks up, "You got me!"


08:43:59 Jun 11th 08 - Mr. Ant:

"give my magic in my finger ernes and in my toes, yeah give me a Black Magic, then i can party around"


08:47:43 Jun 11th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

*Pours a Black Magic for Ant and slides it to him.  What resembles a black cloud is floating over the drink*


08:50:14 Jun 11th 08 - Mr. Ant:

*ant swallow the cloud, and suddenly his skin becomes completely red, he drinks the drink in 2 gulps and turn green and then any other colour he wants*

"lets party" *he does a dance with some girls turning colour with the music*


13:29:12 Jun 11th 08 - Mr. Shakenbake:

*walks in to the night club  and sits down at the bar*

 

*ill have a hammer n tongs*


16:29:48 Jun 11th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

*Hands Shake a hammer....and tongs*
Read the menu on the first page newcomer....it would help O_o


16:37:14 Jun 12th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

*Looks around*

Shake where the hell did you go man????


17:12:59 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Ant:

*ant paused in his 5 hour dance route and looked at ernes* "he fell on the floor from the weight of the 'hammer and tongs' and hasn't waken out from being rocked out"


17:15:02 Jun 12th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

*Ernie seriously wonders how hard it is to spell his name....and pours himself a drink*


17:17:15 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Ant:

"oi ernes i have called you ernes for over a page(since i frist made the mistake by accident) so i don't see a problem you are now ernes while you work here ok?"


17:19:30 Jun 12th 08 - Sir Wraith:

"He is Charley de Enri! And another *beep*tail, my good man! Pick something for me."


17:21:15 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Ant:

"hi wraith you want me to geive you some stone, i could chuck it at shakes?"


17:29:05 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Shakenbake:

*5 gins please mate, sits down at bar*


17:31:40 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Ant:

i hate wibble *collapes on the dance floor nocking 4 girls on top of him the girls cover his collaped body*  


17:37:18 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Shakenbake:

*yells oi ernie!!! whers my gins hurry up*


17:39:23 Jun 12th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

Un momento stupid

*Pours 5 gins, and an Alabama Slammer for Wraith*


17:39:26 Jun 12th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

*Septim finishes his mojito and orders a dry martini.


17:41:37 Jun 12th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

*Ernie puts together a dry martini for Septim and then rushes around to make sure all drink orders are finished*


17:46:09 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Shakenbake:

*drinks all 5 gins and passes out on the stool leanin over the bar wit hand inside the money jar*

 


17:47:00 Jun 12th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

*Ernie takes the "imaginary money jar" that doesnt exist and places it in the vault that is protected by magic and of course, Turk and Norman*


17:49:13 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Shakenbake:

*wakes up n vomints then passeso ut again*


17:52:44 Jun 12th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

Javier picks of Shakenbake's unconcious body and tosses him out the door where the island natives pick him up and carry him off be to sacrificed to their sun god.  Dirk then comes over and cleans up the mess.


17:58:10 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Shakenbake:

*gets dropped by the natives n the natives start prayin cos they realise i am there god, walks back in 2 the night club*


17:58:14 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Ant:

*ant wakes out and starts to kisss one of the girls, they stand up together and go to the bar to get some drinks* "2 mojits pelease"


17:59:29 Jun 12th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

[Shake quit ruining it] >_>

*Pours Ant two mojitos*


18:01:33 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Shakenbake:

[so all we do..is order drinks.yay...fun...wooo..borrrring..]

 

*1 gin n juice please *


18:01:47 Jun 12th 08 - Mr. Ant:

*ant hands one to the maddy, who told ant her name between the ordering and now, maddy and ant start to talk together and after they finish the drinks start to kiss again*


18:02:49 Jun 12th 08 - Prince Bertilius Septim II:

*Septim sips his martini.


05:56:27 Jun 13th 08 - Sir Ernie The Orange:

"Ant we dont want any of that in here.....go get a hotel room......"
*Ernie pours an Irish Whiskey for himself and downs it in one gulp before pouring a vodka next*


17:34:15 Jun 13th 08 - Mr. Arvious V:

Sir Ernie The Orange

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6/9/2008 4:09:38 PM

*Ernie Stands Up*

Im not vomiting...I had a Mind Bomb O_o  it makes you feel soooooo good...and I may hire a backup barkeeper but not yet......I will only hire a person who comes in often.....and it depends on character after that >_>

Mind bomb?

 

This is Runescape!

Runescape?

THIS
IS
VU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*kicks Ernie into a room full of beer*


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