Valhalla

Valhalla

19:01:45 Sep 2nd 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Helps Septim.*

20:19:05 Sep 2nd 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

*blasts Bjs II with fire breath* "thats for hurting my head!"

02:09:34 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Arthion:

*Arthion runs and hugs Both seloc and Septim with all the needles sticking out*

"I love you guys" Arthion says Sarcastically

04:28:50 Sep 3rd 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Swifty (Whom is immune to any anti-harrasment weapon) comes and hugs Arthion

Swifty: "I LOVE YOU TOO!"

05:07:07 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Arthion:

*the needles instantly puncture his heart and other vital and non-vital organs.....and he drops to the floor in a pool of blood*

"Dang now I'm covered in blood and have to take a shower"

*Leaves.... you hear water running*

08:42:31 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Seloc:

Duke Gaius Septim II

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*Swifty (Whom is immune to any anti-harrasment weapon) comes and hugs Arthion

Swifty: "I LOVE YOU TOO!"

09:33:36 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Bjs II:

*bjs II (whom is immune to fire and all other dragony things) kicks dragonboy in the balls.*

16:23:17 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

*grabs bjs legs and and spins around then lets go throwing him into septims exotic eats"septim i got you another thing to add to your food list !"

17:58:51 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Arthion:

*Arthion goes up to dragon and pimp slaps him*

"get back in the whore house!!.... I have customer's waiting for you"

19:28:14 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

"wtf are you talking about"*punches arthion*

19:31:38 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Arthion:

"I see you've forgotten your place.....Your fired!!!"

*Grabs a sword from his pocket and stabs Dragon threw his stomach and sticks him to the wall*

20:07:00 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Bjs II:

*is killed in Septims exotic eats and is zapped back here*
"hehe!"
*slices Arthion in half*

21:26:03 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

*pulls the sword out of his stomach and and slashes at arthion with rage then he uses his heal spell to heal his wounds* "hehehe"

21:56:06 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Arthion:

*Arthion looks at his little scratches*

"Ptch...not even worth healing"

*Picks up a huge boulder and hurls it at Bjs and dragon*

22:01:17 Sep 3rd 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim rips out Arthion's intestines and strangles him with them

22:13:19 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

*uses his super intense fire attack that blasts the boulder and pierces a hole in arthion*"ha! extra crispy!"

22:19:55 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Arthion:

*Arthion looks very unamused*

Ok....this is getting ridiculous"

*Summons a fiery explosion so big both septim and seloc are both instantly incinerated*

22:22:36 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

"oi im over here"

22:24:52 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Arthion:

*Arthion wheels around*

"oh...i guess i forgot one"

*issues a bolt of energy ,so large a entire futuristic world could run off its power, and totally engulfs the dragon*

22:28:55 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

*before the blast connected dragonboy flew behind arthion*"sorry too slow"

23:26:46 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Midget Monkey:

*runs up to dragon and cuts his tail off*

"ha looser"

00:35:20 Sep 4th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim grabs the tail, cooks it, and sells it at Septim's exotic eats

02:02:57 Sep 4th 07 - Mr. Bjs II:

*luckily no one noticed Bjs get up from under his boulder, mount on his giant hippo (so i don't look fat) and slash at every one using his spear*

02:07:13 Sep 4th 07 - Mr. Arthion:

*Arthion jumps in front of him and points*

"I lied you still look fat"

*And jumps out of the way*

02:18:10 Sep 4th 07 - Mr. Bjs II:

*looks at self*
"i know... I'll have to live with it"

02:23:43 Sep 4th 07 - Mr. Midget Monkey:

*throws a slim fast at Bjs II*

"ha ha fatty"

11:30:54 Sep 4th 07 - Mr. Dragonboy:

*tail grows back and then grabs a warhammer which he smashed midget monkey with sending him flying into septims exotic eats*" i got another one for your resturant!"

11:47:03 Sep 4th 07 - Mr. Bjs II:

*is suddenly turned into a midget*
"wow!"
*Bjs II's voice is queaky and weak (being a mdiget)*
"*runs around hitting people on the ankle with a spear. (which is now twig sized.)*

15:45:25 Sep 4th 07 - Mr. Arthion:

*Arthion feels a sharp sting on his foot...and jumps up accidentally crushing something under his feet*

"Ewww!....what the heck is this?"

*scrapes the gunk into a trash can*

"Where did Bjs go?"

15:46:48 Sep 4th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

"I'm not sure...but you stepped in dog poop!"

*Septim finds Bjs in his pocket

"How the hell did you get in there?!"

15:48:41 Sep 4th 07 - Mr. Truax Cookies:

*Shanks Arthion from behind*

"You were just as easy as your mother... and your sisters...."

15:54:44 Sep 4th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim shanks Truax Cookies with an ice skate.

"You were just as easy as Atreides!"

15:59:04 Sep 4th 07 - Mr. Truax Cookies:

*Takes ice skate out of neck*

"You think that can kill me!!!"

*Falls to the floor...dead*

*Returns with a slight sting in his back*

"Well you were right!"

17:11:26 Sep 4th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Chop Truax's head off with his sword.*

"Wow, this is fun..."

01:57:23 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Bjs II:

*Bjs jumps onto the floor and grabs his sword (which is a nail) and then tries to stab arthion in the foot.*
"You stepped on my friend! my BEST FRIEND!"
*Bjs stabs Arthion in the ankle then proceeds to climb up his leg at a very slow pace*

02:31:27 Sep 5th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim laughs and helps Bjs get to the shoulder, Septim then starts laughing some more as Bjs starts stabbing Arthion in the eye with a nail.

03:53:05 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Arthion:

"WTF!! is this thing "

*Arthion takes out his sling shot ...loads Bjs in it ...shoots it.... splattering Bjs all over the wall*

"You'll be feeling that in the morning!!"

04:07:49 Sep 5th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim laughs his kidney out, picks it up, and stuffs it in a sack

"This'll be good at Septim's exotic eats!"

04:23:43 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Truax Cookies:

*Looks at septim weird*

*Then pulls a fork out of his pocket and stabs him with it*

"srry didnt mean to"

04:54:19 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Arthion:

*Arthion raises his hand*

"I call dibs on the kidney!!!"

05:23:36 Sep 5th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim opens up the sack and hands the kidney to him

"Here y-I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM!"

*Septim takes a leak

08:46:29 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

(lol)

15:59:36 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Bjs II:

*rewinds time and unsplatters. Bjs then stabs Arthion in the eye and he falls over. Bjs then mounts his black (mini) hippo and zapps septim's kidney wiht it*

16:00:13 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Truax Cookies:

*Walks out of the bathroom with a confused look*

"What the... i thought that was the men's restroom...."

17:08:41 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"You did an Elvis did you? how sad..."

*Seloc beats cookies with is sword.*

21:01:16 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Arthion:

"hey that was my kidney"

*Chases Bjs around the room with a bat until he corners him in a circular room....and pulls out his chainsaw and leaves no recognizable piece of him left.*

05:53:58 Sep 6th 07 - Mr. Truax Cookies:

*looks at bjs then at the chainsaw... does this for about ten minutes*

*picks of chainsaw and commits suicide*

09:38:10 Sep 6th 07 - Mr. Bjs II:

*again rewinds time and is back to normal, then zapps Arthions Bday cake*
"That was mine!"

17:43:53 Sep 6th 07 - Mr. Midget Monkey:

"hey why ruin a perfectly good Bday cake?"

*kicks bjs*

00:06:14 Sep 7th 07 - Mr. Truax Cookies:

*Puts on steel toe boot once again...also kicks bjs*

"supid...midget..cake eater...eat a little of this... and this..."

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