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my banana!
00:17:31 Oct 8th 07 - Lord Senturu:

*senturu replaces the banana with TNT and lit the fuse. the next person who takes the "banana" is gonna blow up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


11:30:48 Oct 8th 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven:

*vineraven picks up the banana and eats it*

"oh wait a second didnt you just...

*BOOM*


"
ow..."


11:47:34 Oct 8th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

* hippy flower


04:36:56 Nov 6th 07 - Sir Tikocato Frostcomet Vineraven:

*vineraven clubs the flower back into its cavern and seals the entrance with a big ol rock*


"hey, ive still got the banana"


04:39:38 Nov 6th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

*Septim slaps Vineraven, steals the banana, and gives it back to Hathor/Lewatha.

"It is her property..."


10:35:22 Nov 7th 07 - Sir Tikocato Frostcomet Vineraven:

*slaps septim*

"she gave it to me as a present...."

*shows gift certifacate*

*takes banana, runs away with soviet gorillas.*


14:46:26 Nov 7th 07 - Prince Lucias Septim II:

*Septim pulls out a rifle and aims it at Vineraven, a guy walks up.

"You can't hit that!", he says.

"Your right...I hate getting old", says Septim as he puts on some glasses, he fires and the bullet lands in the back of Vineraven's head, Septim fires at the gorillas with tranc rounds and takes the banana quietly from Vineraven. Septim runs off and hides the banana in Ye Olde Restroom (Restroom of Ye Olde Taverne).

"That gift certificate clearly said 'DO NOT give it to Vineraven'..."


09:00:25 Nov 14th 07 - Sir Tikocato Frostcomet Vineraven:

 *vineraven gets up*

"ugh.... i have the worst head ache, ever... well.... not realy. any way...."

*vineraven stands upon a vertical rock face, and brings to life the other contestants who are dead, with magic, and stuff.*

"now get septim!!!!!!!!!
and the banana!"


09:04:30 Nov 14th 07 - Lord Seloc:

*Seloc pops up out of the toilet in ye olde tavern and takes the banana, then hides in a U bend with a moaning ghost.*

"Muwhahaha"
"....and you have the worst skin tan I've ever seen...."


05:23:30 Jan 31st 08 - Sir Lexas Vineraven:

*after many, many years of inactivity the people of this thread begin to wonder why isnt there hasent been any sewage going into the septic tank out the back. after a few weeks of excavation they find a rather sicklooking and obese seloc.

the next desendant of the Vineraven clan comes along and notices the banana in the abomination against seloc nature.*

"thats hot" *takes banana, runs away*


10:37:53 Jan 31st 08 - Mr. Meowman:

*Snipes Lexas with a random gun that was lying on the ground conviniently. Takes the banana and eats a pie.*

"YUM!!!"


11:08:44 Jan 31st 08 - Sir Lexas Vineraven:

*vineraven stands up and tackles Meow to the ground. A brawl ensues. Vineraven pummels meow kinda senseless and runs away with the banana*

*then hides in a clover field...*


15:49:17 Jan 31st 08 - Sir Revenge:

Revenge take out his Bananarama gun that tracks bannanas
He notices a glow
" MUAHAHAHHA "
Revenge throws a stun grenade, stunning Vineraven 
Revenge takes the Bananna and runs off into a forest...


16:07:11 Jan 31st 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might close lines Revenge and grabs the banana. Might teleports into Heaven.*



"Banana pie, banana pudding, banana, banana with cheese....."


18:51:06 Jan 31st 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*Steals the banana and jumps into a rocket.*

"So long, suckers!"

*Blasts himself faster then the speed of light, ends up in the past and feeds the banana to a Tyrannosaurus Rex.*

"I think that banana is lost to all existence now..."

*Waits in a cave for six million years, then knocks out Might (who he just stole the banana from)*

Due to Einsteins theory of relativity, something traveling faster then the speed of light goes back in time, so this does make sense.


00:34:06 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Killer:

Goes back in time? No... 'fraid you can't travel faster than the speed if light, and time justn't wouldn't affect you if you went at the same speed as light, or if you want faster.


09:19:50 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Meowman:

Actually it does go back in time if it curls around an object like a star or planet, curling time as well as space, and because of gravity, this isn't too unlikely, as long as ur in a solar system, which he wasn't, so he must have been amazingly lucky to hit one, with 99.999% of space having no matter.

(This is all true, I looked it up)


17:41:14 Feb 1st 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

[fine fine-none of that happened]

*feeds the banana to a passing Tyrannosaurus Rex.*

"That better for you?"

*knocks out might*


12:25:57 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Meowman:

Demonsul I was aying you were right...


15:56:22 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Ding:

Ding Jumped out of a nearby bush and mounted the back of a tyrannosaurus rex and sliced open it's stomach and grabbed the bannana, Then using using his new teleporting device teleported to a new galaxy and became god, while being god he created a fortress impenitrable by anyone and in the middle of the fortress was a coffin with the bannana in, the coffin was covered with 10000000million tonnes of cement and if anyone even broke through 100 tonnes of the cement the bannana's terrorist backpack would explode and destroy the whole universe with the power of 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 billion nuclear bombs!!


16:07:02 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Delran:

Delran made a spell and the bananna appeared in my hand, without the bomb. He then makes another spell and shields Dings fortess, which blew up because of the nuclear bomb, but without destroying the universe.

The banana is then put in a box with anti magic protection, and the key is at Delran. The box is then put on a star fortress, and defended by the High Imperial Fleet. No magic or weapon can pass through them. Also at any kind of trouble, the box has a spell that detects any foes that might try to take the bananna, and can send it in the Twisting Nether, where to banna can be lost forever.

However, the first girl that askes for it, can receive it.

 Note: There is a spell that detects transformations. So, you guys can take your mind about it. :p


18:06:51 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Ding:

Ding asked his sister to ask for the bannana. so she did. Then she handed the bannana to Ding and once again he put it in his cement fortress but no he also got his sister and her legendary magic to cast a spell upon the cement fortress so no more magic could penetrate or be casting in/at the fortress.


18:14:09 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Might The God of Cows:

*Might walks into the fortress and takes the banana. Might goes into Dings throat and hides.*


20:00:16 Feb 3rd 08 - Mr. Delran:

Delran slits Ding's throat, gets Might out of there and knocks him uncounstious. Revives Ding and takes back the banana to the  star fortress. All details from my last post remain. Also, in addition, another spell is cast. NO SISTERS SPELL.

NOTE: STOP SENDING YOUR SISTERS NOW. IT WON'T WORK ANYMORE.


10:38:28 Feb 4th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven:

*Vineraven wakes up Delran from his highly obscure dream and steals the banana and runs over to his old buddy mr Hand(a Giant gloved hand), and is protected by him*


17:02:36 Feb 4th 08 - Mr. Ding:

Like all gloves... they come in pairs, so Ding got mr. Hand's evil twin brother and slaps mr. Hand away and Ding shapes Mr. hand's brother's hand and takes the bannana and hides it in a impossible maze with no teleporting spells spell and no magic aloud in the maze or from the outside, also the maze is not made of bushes and stuff so you can't walk through with a chainsaw.

*Note: The maze is made of rock solid cement which nothing can get through and has a roof and floor so no-one can jump over, the maze is impossible with no ways into the middle to get the bannana*


17:23:21 Feb 4th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

gets a map, goes inside and grabs banana

attaches a bomb that cannot be removed AT ALL, EVER and sets it to blow up when anyone touches the banana

(it will only explode once, killing whoever tries to take the banana next)


08:05:46 Feb 8th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven:

*takes bomb instead of banana and throws it at Demonsul, then takes banana and places in the eye of the beholder.


11:25:37 Feb 8th 08 - Mr. Meowman:

Meowman is the beholder, so Vineraven places the banana in his eye. Meowman runs away and hides in a drainpipe underneath his pet worm.


16:47:23 Feb 8th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

Demonsul is upset about is bombs failure, so he cries and the tears go down the drainpipe and wash out Meowman. Demonsul takes he soggy banana and throws it into the conveniently placed wormhole next to him, which then abruptly closes.

The banana is now on Mars.


17:36:09 Feb 14th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

what? a bit of pan-dimensional teleportation too much for you guys?


17:49:08 Feb 14th 08 - Sir Revenge:

Revenge who has a house on mars coonicidenty , walks out and get*beep* on the head, he notices its age and the signatue on it, its  " THE BANANA " he cries before  getting into his space ship the Premeithious and jumping too hyperspace


17:51:31 Feb 14th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

uses hyperspace inhibitor field to stop the spaceship, boards it, and steals banana

buries the banana in curry and opens a nearby door. hundreds of foreign food addicts rush through...


10:45:28 Feb 20th 08 - Mr. Meowman:

With Meowman among them. As the insane people who like curry rush past, he slips his hand into the curry pot and takes the banana. Put's the banana in a box which has a spell which is imposible to remove which says that it is impossible for the banana to leave the box EVER, no matter what.


20:09:57 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*Demonsul gives up and buys a new banana, which he places in a technologically advanced lock that only opens once you have watched all the episodes of the Rit'ar Chronicles on YouTube*

"No one will ever be bothered to watch them! I win forever!"

*Also uses business tactics to close all banana shops worldwide*


20:31:57 Feb 21st 08 - Sir Revenge:

/me takes out a cannon and blows the box apart
Revenge and Banana go on holiday and relax in the sun, they have a dip in a swimming pool before heading back home to Torrevieja in Spain
They play some bingo and eventually take over the mafia who clone the banana over 1 billion tmes and spread it around everywhere
However the Main Banana sits in a little cage with a hamster wheel to exercise on


20:35:29 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

what box? what happened to the technologically advanced lock?

you have no excuse, i posted half an hour before you


20:42:53 Feb 21st 08 - Sir Revenge:

Then what is the lock locking?  ^^


20:46:25 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

good point, your steal stands

*Uses a combination of Arvious's stolen time powers and a banana scanner to check all the bananas in half a millisecond and locates the real banana. he then storms the hamster cage (which is conveniently the size of a small house) with a team of Special Ops Soldiers and recovers the banana to a secret location which no-one except Demonsul and the Special Ops Solders know about. The location is guarded by an indestructible door with the same lock as before*


20:50:03 Feb 21st 08 - Sir Erunion Telcontar:

Erunion teleports the banana out of the cage, and hands it to Lewatha.


20:51:59 Feb 21st 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

"My great weakness! I cannot steal from my goddess!"

*so Demonsul borrows the banana from Lewatha and places it in the Secret Location, which he then teleport-proofs*


20:58:21 Feb 21st 08 - Sir Revenge:

Revenge beams one of black-ops men, then interoggates him and finds the location
{ A small shack in marroco  xD ]
Revenge destroys the wall next to the indestructable door  [ hehe ]
And takes the banana to the moon where he and the banana eat the moon { Made of cheese }
Then he returns the banana to his cage  ^^


18:53:47 Feb 28th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*Demonsul cant be bothered to steal the banana, but he revives the thread in hope that someone else will*


13:38:18 Mar 7th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

(repeat last post)


12:41:49 Mar 24th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Frostsoul:

Kills revenge, takes banana.

Hides it in a hippo....


18:01:36 Mar 24th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

*dices hippo with a meat cleaver, takes banana and gives it to Plato*

"No-one would dare go near Plato!"


03:26:25 Mar 25th 08 - Sir Salaracen Vineraven Frostsoul:

Crap....  lets get a new banana guys.....

the banana is in a fortress surrounded by angry beavers.....


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