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22:14:13 Aug 23rd 07 - Duke Pelagius Septim IV:

*Septim wonders if it is the other Seloc talking to the main Seloc...


08:49:27 Aug 24th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Seloc wonders that also.*


08:49:37 Aug 24th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Seloc wonders that also.*


04:54:27 Aug 25th 07 - Mr. Midget Monkey:

*Midget Monkey runs in throws all of the keys everywhere except the key to room number 12 the only reason it was room number 12 is that was the last one left*


07:19:54 Aug 25th 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven:

"what the hell! a midjet monkey? now thats crazy!!!"

*vineraven respawns*

"dam now i onley have an enforcer...  :("



10:18:50 Aug 25th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

(Unreal torniment I rule at that game with a sniper!)

*Seloc charges throught all the rooms with a minigun shoot the midget monkey that stole the keys.*


15:09:42 Aug 25th 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven:

+RUNNING RIOT+

"dammit seloc!"

"personaly im best with a chain gun"

*blows septim to peices with the chain gun*

+DOUBLE KILL+



15:18:32 Aug 25th 07 - Mr. Midget Monkey:

*midget gets mad for being shot for some odd reason it didn't kill him*

"ow seloc your going to pay for that"

*runs up slaps seloc with a board and backs up*


15:27:46 Aug 25th 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven:

*shoots the midjet*


16:35:00 Aug 25th 07 - Duke Pelagius Septim IV:

*Septim's pieces suddenly turn a silvery steel color and form back together into a large puddle, Septim rises out of the puddle and looks at Malekith. Septim the pulls out a plasma sword and cuts down Malevith.


16:48:10 Aug 25th 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven:

(OOC: you know this is salaracen right?)

*vineraven stands back up*

"dont use no covenant weapons on me son!"

*pulls out a carbine*

"say hello to my little freind!"


16:52:22 Aug 25th 07 - Mr. Midget Monkey:

*midget laughs because he didnt get hit by vineraven's bullet because he is midget not midjet*

"now you will pay"

*for what midget isn't sure but he shoots vineraven with a potato gun*


16:54:45 Aug 25th 07 - Duke Pelagius Septim IV:

[[OOC: Of course, but you shot me with a minigun!]]

*Pelagius pulls out two SMGs and starts blowing the crap outta Vineraven, Pelagius then jumps behind a conveniantly placed overturned table and pulls out a Magnum. Pelagius shoots Midget in the head for the hell of it.

"HEADSHOT"

"Seloc! I think I'm hearing voices too!"


16:59:19 Aug 25th 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven:

"hey you ignored one very important fact... I  have an overshield!"

*pulls out an assault rifle*

"thank goodness for halo 3"



17:05:48 Aug 25th 07 - Duke Pelagius Septim IV:

*Septim pulls out a brute shot and shoots it at Vineraven, Vineraven's shield is destroyed and Septim shoots him thirty two times with two SMGs


17:13:59 Aug 25th 07 - Mr. Midget Monkey:

*midget remembers why the head shots didn't kill him hes a highlander*



17:15:58 Aug 25th 07 - Duke Pelagius Septim IV:

*Sean Connery busts into the room with a sword and fights Midget to the death, Connery kills Midget and runs away


22:21:32 Aug 25th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

HUMILIATION!

*Then an army of russian storm troopers enter lead by the infamous Napoleon! they Immediatly arrest and distroy, mockey's body.*

 


23:59:38 Aug 25th 07 - Mr. Midget Monkey:

*all of his pieces come together because he really cant die*

"man you guys really hate me"



01:30:24 Aug 26th 07 - Duke Pelagius Septim IV:

"This is what I do to people I hate"

*Pelagius shoots a beam of light at Midget Monkey. Monkey is suddenly in a white purgatory. A pencil comes out of nowhere and draws a big line and pushes Midget down it. Midget is suddenly on a sled flying down the line, he soon flies of the sled and starts going down the slope on his face. Midget hears "Agressive alpine skiing" in the backround...


03:23:30 Aug 26th 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven:

" i love SKing!"

*joins in the winter fun*


03:40:21 Aug 26th 07 - Mr. Midget Monkey:

*midget finds a board out of nowhere and sleds down on that*

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"all of the sudden he comes through a portal at the bottom of the hill and he ends up back in the room"


09:37:35 Aug 26th 07 - Duke Pelagius Septim IV:

*Septim looks around.

"Well...I guess this thread went a little off track...yay!"

*Septim parties with a bunch of eggs and a piniata


12:29:08 Aug 26th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

"Ok then......"

*Seloc joins in the celebrations.*


15:16:29 Aug 26th 07 - Mr. Midget Monkey:

*midget comes in with the beer*

"lets party"


18:23:11 Aug 29th 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven:

*vineraven pulls out an orb*

"avio backiwayio"

*every thing goes back to the way it was when they were at the manour*

"Look out a guy with out a permit to sell beer!"

*points at septim*


19:56:09 Aug 29th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Points a Vineraven*

"And do you?"


07:16:04 Sep 1st 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven:

"well I dont sell beer i just give it away"


07:20:49 Sep 1st 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim pulls out one of them wallets that folds out, Vineraven can see a license to sell exotic animals, a liscense to eat exotic animals, a license to hunt exotic animals, a license to sell alcohol, a license to kill, a drivers license, a gift card for Ye Olde Taverne, a business card for Xenilio's piniatas, a license to own and sell things at VU-Mart, and a license to do everything. Septim then folds it back up and puts it in his pocket.

"That good enough for you?"


12:16:39 Sep 1st 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Seloc looks at the driver's lisence...*

"So your Enrika Snout from feeji.?"


05:30:46 Sep 2nd 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven:

(lool to that seloc)

"yeah and how come most of these are made of paper and with little texta writing on it?


07:10:57 Sep 2nd 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim slaps Vineraven and Seloc

"YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!"


11:22:26 Sep 2nd 07 - Mr. Seloc:

(lol)

*Seloc then takes a look at Vineravens orb.!*

"YAY!"

*Seloc activates it.*

"PEACE, WAR, PEACE, WAR, PEACE, WAR.....ect."

*All the time the room is changing around them....*


11:36:27 Sep 2nd 07 - Mr. Bjs II:

*bjs bursts through the door faints, gets back up and faints again*


16:27:19 Sep 2nd 07 - Mr. Midget Monkey:

*midget takes the orb from seloc and almost gives it to vineraven*

" you can have it back for a price "


19:04:00 Sep 2nd 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Takes the orb back and contiunes playing with it whilst simultaniously teleporting Midget monkey into a parrellel universe where Swifty and Co ruled the world.*


10:11:02 Sep 3rd 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven:

*shudders at the thought*

"swifty is a figment of your imagination.... you sick, twisted person"


17:36:36 Sep 3rd 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Seloc and Seloc agree whole heartedly.*

"Yes mad!"
"Indeed!"


04:32:04 Sep 4th 07 - Mr. Midget Monkey:

*looks at seloc*

"did you forget to take your pills?"


04:36:22 Sep 4th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

*Septim's face is suddenly very strange looking.

"MADNESS! I LOVE MADNESS! GARGLEVOOGLEARKLE!"

*Septim is suddenly obsessed with a rock


08:50:48 Sep 4th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*looks at midget monkey.*

"Yeh Seloc took them but I didn't that's why hes depressed!"
"Yeh......"

 


12:16:20 Sep 5th 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven:

*suddenly is snowing a meter thick*


Sometimes, the world is black.
And tears run from your eyes.
And maybe we'll all get really sick.
And maybe we'll all die.
So...

Let's build a snowman!
We can make him our best friend.
We can name him Tom or we can name him George!
We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall.
Snowman!

He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view.
If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you.

So, let's build a snowman!
We can make him our best friend.
We can name him Bob or we can name him Beowulf!
We can make him tall, or we can make him not so tall.
Snowman!

Hey!
(Tapdance solo)

He'll have a happy face, a happy smile, a happy point of view.
If you build me a snowman, then I'll build one for you.
Snowman! Snowman! Snowman!


16:05:59 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Bjs II:

*in the middle of building the snowman, Bjs runs in and collapses on the under under construction snowman.*


17:07:06 Sep 5th 07 - Mr. Seloc:

*Seloc falls out of the snowman...*


09:57:32 Sep 8th 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven:

*vineraven kneels smiling while watching his snow man being destroyed


12:16:02 Sep 23rd 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven:



well after all of this crazy-ness vineraven goes back to his manor

and waits for somthing to happen until...


13:57:54 Sep 23rd 07 - Mr. Seloc:

nothing does.


07:38:20 Sep 24th 07 - Duke Gaius Septim II:

Until

*A mean looking mongoose walks in and puts up a flier, it says:

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Ye Olde Taverne is a place to go and get drunk, have fun, and get drunk again! SO COME ON DOWN AND ENJOY THE PARTY!

Warning: We are not responsible for DUIs, getting liver cancer, death, pain, rape, being beaten to death or near death, being eaten whole by an anaconda, being cooked by canibals, being sexually harassed, having your soul ripped out, being eaten by a Hydra, being destroyed by a mad scientist, or anything that causes or results in death, pain, and/or sadness

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06:47:44 Oct 2nd 07 - Sir Malekith Naggaroth Vineraven:

oh thats original.......

*shoots the flier off the wall*


09:33:38 Nov 14th 07 - Sir Tikocato Frostcomet Vineraven:

*eats flier*


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