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| 14:10:44 Mar 19th 07 - Sir Salader Vineraven: well go ahead tell jokes you little amricans.... | ||||
| 20:36:08 Mar 19th 07 - Mr. Architect: Again? | ||||
| 23:41:43 Mar 19th 07 - Mr. Native Peoples: Before Chuck Norris visited them, they were called "The Virgin Islands" Now, they're just "The Islands" | ||||
| 00:05:43 Mar 20th 07 - Mr. Viper: Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy. Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time. Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. (Edited by Mr. Viper 3/20/2007 12:07:33 AM) | ||||
| 00:13:33 Mar 20th 07 - Duke Efrandor: Efrandor played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won, twice. Efrandor ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got two.. for free. If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Efrandor would ever fight himself, he'd win... twice. Efrandor proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition. Efrandor can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Efrandor shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy... twice. Efrandor is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time. Jesus can walk on water, but Efrandor can and will walk on Jesus. Efrandor sleeps with a pillow under his shotgun. Edit: Efrandor don't talk to girls, girls talks to Efrandor (Edited by Duke Efrandor 3/20/2007 12:17:50 AM) | ||||
| 00:54:35 Mar 20th 07 - Mr. Jester: When Chuck Norris takes a shower, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. | ||||
| 01:41:23 Mar 20th 07 - Mr. Lelouch: Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and prance around like a homo. | ||||
| 01:48:55 Mar 20th 07 - Mr. Deadly Doughnut: Chuck Norris dosen't mow his lawn he just looks at it. | ||||
| 04:47:31 Mar 20th 07 - Sir Senturu: chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad he never cry's | ||||
| 00:54:03 Mar 23rd 07 - Sir Salader Vineraven: ha | ||||
| 07:13:34 Mar 23rd 07 - Sir Shahal: "Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and prance around like a homo." lol | ||||
| 16:48:15 Mar 23rd 07 - Duke Balloon: Balloon played Russian Roulette with a empty gun and lost twice... Balloon ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and he got send away to McDonalds... If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Balloon would ever fight himself, it'd end up in a draw... Balloon proved that we are alone in the universe. He spend millions of years doing nerdy research... Balloon can't even set ants on fire with a magnifying glass in the Sahara... Balloon made fun of the sheriff, but he got shot... When Balloon asks Ray Charles to enter a staring contest he starts blinking... Jesus can walk on water, but Balloon can't even swim... Balloon isn't allowed to sleep with a gun on is room by his mum... Balloon don't talk to girls, but girls don't talk to Balloon either... | ||||
| 23:06:00 Mar 23rd 07 - Sir Senturu: lol balloon | ||||
| 00:11:47 Mar 24th 07 - Mr. Andrei The Impaler: "Cause the eyes of the ranger are upon you..." | ||||
| 14:58:28 Mar 24th 07 - Mr. Chaos Geoff: what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unbrakable wall. thats what happend when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face!!! | ||||
| 04:46:22 Mar 28th 07 - Mr. Spud: Oh my balloon, thats awsome. Here are some that havnt been posted yet. -When Chuck Norris has sex with guys, it's not because he's *beep*, it's because he ran outa women. -The dinosaurs messed with Chuck Norris once........once. | ||||
| 05:43:35 Mar 28th 07 - Mr. Jester: Before the boogeyman sleeps, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. | ||||
| 08:06:28 Mar 28th 07 - Lord Senturu The Sweet Guru: lol | ||||
| 23:28:36 Mar 29th 07 - Mr. Deadly Doughnut: Hats off to balloon! That was pretty funny. | ||||
| 21:32:58 Mar 30th 07 - Mr. Santa Claus: LOL balloon, I was laughing out loud becus of those! =P | ||||
| 16:59:13 Mar 31st 07 - Sir Venomz The Naked: You all know Balloon is telling the truth | ||||
| 17:05:06 Mar 31st 07 - Mr. Mugger: http://youtube.com/watch?v=8NkAW1yUACQ | ||||
| 17:46:31 Mar 31st 07 - Mr. Warfreak: i dont doubt he is | ||||
| 07:50:39 Apr 6th 07 - Mr. Sean Elderson: can someone tell me. when did chuck norris become a demigod? | ||||
| 00:53:48 Apr 7th 07 - Sir Borazon: There is no life on Mars because Chuck Norris has been there. There is no evolution, its just a list of who Chuck Norris allows to live. A boy pees his name in the snow. Chuck Norris pees his in the sidewalk. | ||||
| 06:13:47 Apr 10th 07 - Mr. Zealination: chuck norris can touch MC Hammer | ||||
| 15:13:38 Apr 10th 07 - Sir Salaracen The Dark Elf: ohh thats gross | ||||
| 18:06:37 Apr 11th 07 - Mr. Crash: Steve Wonders while Chuck Norris knows | ||||
| 20:12:24 Apr 11th 07 - Mr. Smuff With A Shemale Shlong: Chuck Norris is so hard that he doesnt drink water, he eats ice. | ||||
| 21:13:34 Apr 11th 07 - Mr. Razios: So do I you don't see me doing anything like that. Chuck Norris is so hardcore he eats Duke Balloon. Yeah and thats the end for Balloon w00t. | ||||
| 23:39:14 Apr 11th 07 - Lord Senturu: hahahhahahaha. razios. balloon isnt here. i scared him away. muahahahahah | ||||
| 00:17:13 Apr 12th 07 - Mr. Atreides: Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing. The term hunting implies the possibility of failure... | ||||
| 00:27:39 Apr 12th 07 - Mr. Andrei The Mad Farmer: And how does the term "killing" not imply the possibility of failure? | ||||
| 00:45:05 Apr 12th 07 - Sir Borazon: because if you go killing that means you killed something (somebody) and hunting does not garantee(misspelled) a kill. | ||||
| 01:39:23 Apr 12th 07 - Lord Senturu: no killing means you are in the process of killing something. which dosent actually mean what your killing will die tho :P | ||||
| 12:29:01 Apr 12th 07 - Lord Senturu: *throws up on smuff* uhh. srry my hand...it touched......uhhhgggg *throws up again* | ||||
| 20:48:33 Apr 17th 07 - Lord Weirdgrivi The Diplomat: IF CHUCK NORRIS WAS A SPARTAN, THE MOVIE WOULD SIMPLY BE CALLED 1 (one) | ||||
| 20:52:22 Apr 17th 07 - Mr. Hemmer: Peter Pan is, and will always stay young. | ||||
| 02:19:23 Apr 18th 07 - Mr. Jibbly: chuck norris got smashed by Bruce Lee so how come Bruce doesnt have any of these "sayings" | ||||
| 02:24:43 Apr 18th 07 - Mr. Dakarius: Bruce Lee is dead, Chuck Norris is immortal | ||||
| 02:28:05 Apr 18th 07 - Lord Weirdgrivi The Diplomat: Now there is a Bruce Lee "saying" :) | ||||
| 02:36:28 Apr 18th 07 - Lord Senturu: heehehahhaha
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| 03:30:06 Apr 18th 07 - Mr. Deadly Doughnut: it's becuse bruce lee was asian. Chuck Norris is white. Simple as that. | ||||
| 03:56:52 Apr 18th 07 - Mr. Savage Messiah: oh thats so bad yet so funny | ||||
| 05:27:43 Apr 18th 07 - Lord Senturu: Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death booyaa chuck norris | ||||
| 05:45:32 Apr 18th 07 - Lord Senturu: Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it The Devil went down to Georgia not because he was looking for a soul to steal.. Chuck Norris took over hell for two weeks and told the Devil to get the *beep* out. Chuck Norris is the reason that God rested on the seventh day God has nothing to do with the creation of the heavens and the earth, it was Chuck Norris’s roundhouse kick to the face of God that allowed him to create the heavens and the earth Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more “humane”.
booyaa chuck norris | ||||
| 10:01:18 Apr 18th 07 - Sir Salaracen The Dark Elf: chuck norris can drown a fish.... | ||||
| 18:19:38 Apr 18th 07 - Mr. Crash: Chuck Norris could chug the ocean if he wanted to. | ||||
| 19:55:03 Apr 19th 07 - Mr. Grimo: Chuck norris was having dinner with his wife when all of a sudden she asked how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would. chuck replied by ripping her spinout and saying how dare you ryme to me. after he looked to the heavens and said don't *beep* with chuck. after an hour jesus came down to explain the irony of his words had have a little laugh about it. well chuck norris just round house kicked him in the face. | ||||
| 19:55:04 Apr 19th 07 - Mr. Grimo: Chuck norris was having dinner with his wife when all of a sudden she asked how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would. chuck replied by ripping her spinout and saying how dare you ryme to me. after he looked to the heavens and said don't *beep* with chuck. after an hour jesus came down to explain the irony of his words had have a little laugh about it. well chuck norris just round house kicked him in the face. | ||||
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