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22:41:21 Dec 24th 14 - Mr. Barney: (This is obviously a joke {in somewhat poor taste}, I feel like some of the tagless new players on GvE dont know what every race actually does) | ||||
23:02:25 Dec 24th 14 - Mr. Barney: Part 2: The Elf *Your are of great value to the kingdom *Elves are wizardly, their units have MAGE in their names! They have cheap magic sciences and therefore this means that they are objectively the best race to play as a mage. *Your kingdom is obligated by honor to protect you until you can amass no less than 100k Archmages *It will take all of your military brilliance to utilize an Archmage stack, they are logistically very difficult to manage and take great deals of strategy to maneuver *If your kingdom questions your contributions to the cause as you farm for Archamges for lightning speed remind them that you are actually a mage because you have magic science *There is no other way to play elf other than magic 9 military 6~ builds. It is ridiculous to suggest any other way of playing VU than farming tens of millions of gold in magic/military sciences on a 0 mining science race with no economic advantage *DP-slanted units like the archer or rider are a useful units. Ponies riders are tiny OP-slanted-bitch-horses *Your bravery will set an inspiring example to those tasked with protecting you | ||||
23:03:49 Dec 24th 14 - Mr. Barney: To be continued after the holidays. | ||||
23:12:30 Dec 24th 14 - Ms. Lampercut: I was really wondering how to play elf, thanks. | ||||
20:36:16 Dec 25th 14 - Mr. Barney: There are a handful of people reading for serious advice so let me clarify a couple things about Elf and Dwarf before I teach all you fucking noobies out there how to play Troll, a questionable race that I have very limited experience with despite playing VU for so many years, at the Grandmaster Global Elite 420noscope level: | ||||
20:38:11 Dec 25th 14 - Mr. Barney: First person to post in this thread can decide if I do Halfling, Orc, or Human after Troll. | ||||
20:39:24 Dec 25th 14 - Fordius (Mr. Khorne The Blood God Fordius): Orc curious what you have to say about them | ||||
03:59:09 Dec 26th 14 - Mr. Barny: It's harder to make fun of the 'good' races in the current version of the game like Halfling/Orc using the format I followed above where I just make fun of the people attracted to certain races (Greedy Dwarves, Cowardly Elves) and the awful weaknesses of certain races when they lack huge weaknesses, but don't worry Fordius- I've thought it over and applied a mere fraction of my limitless genius in order to find a way to present Orc to the unwashed masses who lack the strategic minds of top 2 Fantasia Orcs 'Khorne the Bloodgod' and 'Barny the Barney Barnyyy Barnyy' | ||||
00:38:55 Dec 30th 14 - Ms. Lampercut: halfling please thanks | ||||
00:58:27 Dec 30th 14 - Mr. Barney: Halfling AND Orc? The two best races? That's a tall order! | ||||
01:00:42 Dec 30th 14 - Djinn Bartimaeus (Mr. Leonitus): Actually Barney I haven't played Humans is ERA'S lol I mean a VERY long time. I would love to see what you have on them :p | ||||
01:09:27 Dec 30th 14 - Mr. Barney: I'll get around to this thread again eventually, but in the mean time (WARNING: SARCASM) be sure to train catapults because they are very cost effective(and ALWAYS use the bombard attack because it definately works as intended and never eats your army), NEVER perform a land-drop, rainbow your otherwise amazing sciences, and be sure to underuse your best unit the Swordsman, overuse bad units like Catapult, use niche units like the Archer incorrectly, and do your sciences and builds in a way that doesn't leverage the power of Knights, and most of all: Remember guys: It makes PERFECT sense to spend 400+ Million gold to build a 200k city that you could build with 65~ million gold. This is especially true when said city was your only source of non-mining bonus income that you have been building all era long. If I had to rank the races I would put Human at a very solid rank 3 which is well above average, yet people almost always play the race in such a way that I can expect them to be less useful than Troll players who are generally very useful regardless of their race. Human players usually fuck up horribly by making classic common mistakes and Troll players usually just mindlessly train armies comprised of good units and contribute to some extent. | ||||
01:23:50 Dec 30th 14 - Mr. Barney: Human players seem to never actually realize this despite the fact that they see players like Binh mysteriously razing their own cities all the time on Human before building 200ks: | ||||
02:02:19 Dec 30th 14 - Sir Moon Knight: You may as well do Troll, save the best races for last. You have a picture already made. Since Trolls are like the "hardest" race to play, not many ever play Troll. I think there is more dwarf players than Troll players. | ||||
05:05:11 Dec 30th 14 - Mr. Barney: | ||||
05:50:12 Dec 30th 14 - Mr. Barney: I wish the sutff I posted in the GvE Evil Kingdom's KD forums was visible to Good/Anyone. I explained land-dropping (the technique that is super good to use on Humans) in great detail in a disgusting unreadable wall of text, but someone with way too much time might be interested in reading it. | ||||
05:53:49 Dec 30th 14 - Zephyr (Marquess Hartmut): people want more pictures! | ||||
06:14:24 Dec 30th 14 - Mr. Barney: Done, land-drop thread can be found here: | ||||
06:28:06 Dec 30th 14 - Mr. Barney: Friendly Reminder that every single high level mechanic in VU actually makes Halfling a stronger race than it already is but people don't know how to do even some basic high level tricks like peasant management. | ||||
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