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i have been trying to do it for ages...

teach me!

775:when you make a thread named:"your addicted to vu when"

777:when you hit the jackpot

779. When, after 778 of these posts, you still manage to think of things that show your addiction.

780. When you bring people to a tavern to get their morale up.

781. When you try to cast happiness of sad people.

782. When, after succeeding with 781, you cast anger on those same people to make them serialkillers to send after your foe's!

783: when you try to cast hppiness on underdeveloped countries to get the morale up

785: when you go back in time to try and cat crush walls on the berlin wall

This is what it says.

Within the last hour you have visited the market over 60 times, don't you have anything better to do??

I wonder why they put this in as part of the game?

789) when you mke a point to get that message everytime you log on

790. When you claim it was your neighbor, who wrote this as he/she was hacking your wireless connection.

And besides I'm not addicted. Not even close to. No. Not at all. Just rumours.

792. When you read FML posts and think that addicted to vu looks the same ...

Yay Horus!!!  Happy happy day!

795. When you have 6 hours of homework due tomorrow, but you're still on VU

796. when you lie to your parents and say you are doing an assignment when your auctually on vu

You know your addicted to vu when you play vu even while your drunk as fuck *points to random* :D

800. When you remember trying to get the 100th post and missing, and feeling satisfaction that you got number 800 2 years later instead =)

760. When you've played long enough to known Septim since he first started VU.

804. When you post in this thread just to correct the post count.

806. When you already know someone's posted the same thing that's already been done a few times without having to look back. (see 804)

807. when you name yourself after you first 90,000 city.

808. when you name every one of your cities after your name.

809. when you keep doing 807 and 808 in every era

760. When you set your alarm throught out the day and NIGHT to log on and do what you need to do. Even when you have school :(

761. When you find out a proxy to bypass the schools blocks on video games so you again do what you need to do before its too late :(

Guilty of both lol

813. When you're typing an essay for European history right after playing VU, and you refer to nations as "Kingdoms" and only realize you've done it a sentence later.

814. When you capitalize all the letters in the words "Nap" or "Map".

816. When you get mad because your Map books are full of locations on earth and not carefully drawn up military alliance pacts.

819. when you look back at all the post to find if the # is right

821?: When once a day you will post a history of all posts to show the repeats and mis-numberings.

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1. You go many sleepless nights next to your computer, fearful that yor enemies may have bonus turns

2. You have a fridge, a microwave, and a sink next to you to avoid leaving for too long.

3. Your friend calls you up and says he has world series tickets and asks if you would like to go, you tell him your "sick".

4. When you have to go to work you break down and start crying just so your boss will suggest the day off...

5. you have an exam tomorrow morning, but all you can think of is.. 'when will that last guy resign so I can restart?'

6. During dinner, your brother keeps trying to take your food. After a while you shout "STOP KILLING MY ARMIES" and rush from the room.

7. When you reply to threads like this... oh crap.

8. When you go around and read all the forums while waiting for the next tick (only 22 minutes to go ;))

9. when you look like tiber.

10. When you jump into a cold lake and say:"Give me an warm ale, Scientist"

11. When you ask for a beer at a fake bar in the forums.

12. When for no reason juring the day you stand still wait for the next tick.

**** Not numbered: Ur addicted when you look at Spooky's old posts. BTW Spooky why don't you msg me to tell me ur new name?

13. You know your addicted to VU when you get this message from clicking on the market to many times: "Last hour you have visited the market over 60 times, don't you have anything better to do?"

14. You know when your addicted to VU when you read reason 13 and go and try it to see if it really says that.

15. You know your addicted to VU when you can make another account and get through the tutorial within 15 seconds.

16. You know your addicted to VU when you try #13 THREE or more times.

17. youre addicted to VU  when you smell like seloc and like potatoes

18. When you post a birthday thread

19. You let your kingdom members name themselves after (ex-)Legacy players

20. you actually follow orders from Salmon even when you are cooking it

21: you know your addicted when attempt to buy all of Mcdonalds food and resell it at a higher price

22: you know your addicted when you Succede in buying all of Mcdonalds food and sell it at a higher price.

23: you know your addicted to VU when you realize you have tried everything on this list at least once. (except #22, unless you were able to do it. ask swifty he knows)

24: You have a blue sweater with "Legacy" written across the chest. *that sweater of mine is actually quite cool xD *

25: When you are referring to next weekend as "next era" when drinking *yup, do it all the time, please shoot me!:P*

26: When you desperatly try to recruit every friends and schoolmates to the game *yeah do this aswell*

27. You are addicted to VU when you rp for a title

28. Ur addicted when you get your twin to play VU

29 when you try to buy an account offv an admin

30. When its the first thing you so in the morning and last thing you do at night

31. when you actually worship Zeta as your one true God

32. You can actually remember the old vu addiction list and the names of those involved in its making

33. You have had the time to read all of this thread

34. You have several lunch breaks so you can discuss a fantasy war with a deadly doughnut

35. You're addicted to VU when you're addicted to it

36. your addicted to VU, when your house gets on fire, but your waiting last 5 minutes till tick is over before you run out of it

37. your addicted to VU, when your dog/cat knows how to play this game, and rule some of legacy players :D

38. You're addicted to VU when it's you baby's first word

39. you know that your addicted to VU, when your not addicted to television anymore!

40. your addicted to VU when you start talking in your sleep about responsese to other players on the forums  "no septim im not having your baby.... what? then who is the real septim?"

41. your addicted to VU when you marry people on the forums.

42.your addicted to VU when you attempt to do the whole list of "your addicted to VU" just to get the title of addicted.

43.Your addicted to VU when you stay of the forums for over 3 hours.

44. You addicted to VU when you stop playing all other mmorpg games.

45. Your addicted to VU when your dog/cat knows how to play this game then you marry them on the forums and have children with them then it's you baby's first word.

46. You know your addicted to VU when you pay for a custom title

47. Your addicted to VU when you pay for a custom title and other bonuses (not counted as a repeat because of ‘other bonuses’)

823. you look at this thread with interest :( *I'm so busted*/ call your dad and say 'Hey Feanor'/ have every thought start by - ok if i have 800k advents what's my total power.