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YEs, i knew it, Andrei isnt smart. These 2 answer were on the internet 2, the exact same way:)

When I'm used, I'm useless, once offered, soon rejected. In desperation oft expressed, the intended not protected. What am I?

Santa that riddle already is posted here,as well as the answer(excuse,alibi).You suck :\

That one has already been answered a poor alibi. Besides Andrei done the same thing in other riddle threads through the era's.

A true story: a white horse jumped over a tower and landed on a priest, who immediately disappeared from the landscape.
Where did this take place?

4. Lisa walked out the back door of the farmhouse on a Thursday afternoon and found a man's pipe, a scarf and three lumps of coal lying on the wet grass. They weren't there on Tuesday and no one had been near the house for weeks.
Where did the objects come from?

Nope lelouch bust not a bad guess

(Edited by Mr. Xemnas 2/11/2007 8:07:53 PM)

after finding out what a scarf is and together with a pipe it sounds like a snowmen:S? With wet grass it could've melted maybe?

If it was a snowman wouldn't the objects have already been there on tuesday?

Can you explain the checkboard?

Ahh... I see...

While exploring the wilds of Canada, Wild Man Dave was captured by
hostile wood fairies. Brad, the powerful chief of the fairies told him
he could make one final statement which would determine how he would
die. If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water.
If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil. Wild Man Dave
found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement
that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation. What is the
one statement he could have made?
(Edited by Mr. Lelouch 2/11/2007 8:24:27 PM)

That he would die.. I pity wild man dave.

(Edited by Mr. Xemnas 2/11/2007 8:28:08 PM)

nvm

(Edited by Duke Azaruc 2/11/2007 8:26:58 PM)

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

(Edited by Mr. Lelouch 2/11/2007 8:38:02 PM)

Nope.

A light year is 5.9x10^12 miles and Alpha Centuri is 2.5x10^14 miles away. If your friend stood on the surface of Alpha Centuri and waved, how long would it be until you could see it from the earth?

its deadmens chest!!!! (Dont know the right word=P)

What? Well Santa Claus' answer can be taken as very close to the real answer if he doesn't know english... Xemnas you're wrong on the second one.

Santa Claus is right, the friend can't stand on a star. And besides, there is no telescope powerful enough to see all the way there in that kind of detail so the answer is never.

(Edited by Mr. Lelouch 2/11/2007 9:26:51 PM)

i found a funny, easy one ;)

Does the law allow a man to marry his widow's sister?

:D Good one.

Two girls have the same parents and were born at the same hour of the same day of the same month, but they are not twins. How can this be possible?

But not the same year Santa.

Lelouch your talking about baby photographs

Come on what else could it be. When kids get there baby photographs they usually wait in a line. They then get handed to the photographer who shoots them( takes a picture of them) if they're crying then you try to get them to stop because it will ruin the picture. Unless there is another name for it then I don't know maybe there birthcertifacte pictures

LOL, this is on the internet about that one from lelouch:

Kids getting their pictures taken with Santa. (with me:P)

Seems like xemnas was right after all

He sweats way to much

He stood on a block of ice with the hang noose around his neck, and then jumped off of it. Then it melted.

And no, I didn't get that off of the internet.

Also, if you want to post a riddle that no one will get by copying and pasting into google do this:

How did Mark %%%BLAH%%% legally marry three women in Michigan, without divorcing any of %%%%BLAH%%% of them, becoming legally separated, or %%%BLAH%%% any of them dying?


(Edited by Mr. Barny 2/12/2007 12:42:51 AM)

I've gone around the world a few times a few times but I'm to shy to get out of the corner. WHat am I?

I 'm always ahead of thought and I'm always the  winner in a game of catch doesn't matter who I'm playing against. Sometimes I feel invaded by you to.
What am I?

Neither of these are off the internet

1.Stamp

1 a stamp is right Lelouch it is not a glove

Eh using  a stamp is a pretty common riddle. Also it has nothing to do with a glove.