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ITS A DAM!!!!!! When one door opens the other 9 close and the other way around!!!!! Must be right(i hope)

the answer to mine is you name
maybe the door one is like your brain or something...or maybe your subconscious...when you wake up, all your...errr...holes/doors open and you are closed from your subconscious and vice verca.

i dont see where the 9 doors are in that, i think its a Dam:)

I've heard it before, but I"m going to say it anyway.

it's the human before and after birth. When it's in the womb only the belly button is open, but when it comes out, the belly button is closed and 9 other holes open(butt,sexual orifice, eyes, nostrils, ears, mouth )

EXACTLY!

NO I didn't switch the riddle at all. This is the original format so good guess but no diece

that is not true.  a fetus can hear while he/she is still inside the womb.
And also, i think males and females dont have the same number of body orifice.

(Edited by Mr. Surgeon General 2/19/2007 11:01:16 AM)

would you mind enumerating those orifice?
eyes - 2
ears - 2
mouth - 1
nose - 2
female vagina - 3
male penis - 2

am i right?

so hackerben wasn't right?

Wait... I knew I heard this before! AHA! Here it is!

This is from the story of King Solomon from the Bible. It is one of the riddles supposedly asked to him by the Queen of Sheba.

"What is it? An enclosure with ten doors; when one is open, nine are shut, and when nine are open, one is shut," Sheba asked Solomon.
Solomon answered, "The enclosure is the womb, and the ten doors are the ten orifices of man, namely his eyes, his ears, his nostrils, his mouth, the apertures for discharge of excreta and urine, and the navel. When the child is still in its mother's womb, the navel is open, but all the other apertures are shut, but when the child issues from the womb the navel is closed and the other orifices are open."

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thats just...lol

easy...

*closes mouth, shuts eyes, starts taking a dump, plugs nose with two fingers on right hand, plugs left ear with left finger, and plugs right ear with sexual body part[That's what I call two birds with one stone]*

that's all of them closed.

hmm..



AHHH! MY NAVEL JUST EXPLODED!

Xemnas,i'm sorry to tell you but this riddle is just stupid,can we please skip it? :)

How is it that a person born in Massachusetts, whose parents were both born in Massachusetts, is not born a U.S. Citizen?
(Edited by Mr. Xemnas 2/20/2007 2:23:45 AM)

Didn't I answer it?

You should walk to a guard and ask him:"If i were to ask the other guard witch door leads to life then what door would he point at?"Whatever the answear,choose the other door and you will live :)
I will explain.There are 2 options:
1)You pose the above question to the guard who is always telling the truth,therefor he knows that the other guard will lie,so he will point towards the door that leads to death.
2)You ask the guard who always lies.He knows that his fellow guard will tell you the truth and point you towards the door that leads to life,but as he is forced to always lie,he will also point towards the door that leads to death.

I think i heard a similar version of it when i was younger and really liked the idea,so it must have stayed dorment in my brain for some time :)
Anyhow a much better riddle then the "holes" one .

I still can't get my belly to open up,what can i do? :(
Edit:And i even tried Vertencio's\Hackerben's advice :((

(Edited by Mr. Andrei 2/20/2007 2:58:02 AM)

If you already knew it you weren't suposed to post!

roflmao

if you chopped of your sexual organ, then you still have a hole there, and through the chopped off sexual organ in your ear too....you need to...bend...really awkwardly. hey, I'm thinking something here...if you can bend to fit it in your ear, you can fit elsewhere up there. Then we can forget about the quest of opening our navel and have some fun...(*shudders at the thought of chopped off sexual organs*)

Hey, what came first, the chicken or the egg? Multiple answers here, but give me reasonable explanation...

(Edited by Mr. Tunk 2/20/2007 3:49:23 AM)

A chicken of course. Eggs don't hatch if chickens don't sit on them...

God?

Both, the chicken is inside the egg, just not developed yet...

Arzun wins!