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Lets hope not, one is enough. amirite?

*cough*  Those Brits might be lazy, fat, ignorant, troublemaking, and stupid, but since their one of the world super powers they must be doing something right.

Super powers? ^_^

hence the word Great ;)

Somehow I doubt it. Slovenia is still in the dark ages as far as I'm aware, hence the lack of technology (like, computers and the interwebs). Unless you're talking of the Slavs (slaves?) who migrated from the cesspit, then I doubt you'll get many responses at all.

Air dont tell me you've been there and actually jumped into Soca? :)

Swiffers all the inbreeding you people did is what spawned you so you don't get much say in the whole matter :p

First get your geography straight, then your history and right after that you might want to visit the nearest shrink for some checking on your mental state as you will undoubtedly realize (after all the learning you will do ofc) that you live in a country plagued by a million problems, where a lot of you are offspring of Krauts and Froggies and those who failed to come from German or French reproductive organs are just products of Norman raping festivals(tm), which might not be funny but still tells a lot about the taste of the would be conquerors... i mean who in his right mind would want to force himself onto an English native woman when everybody is busy keeping them *away*.

Speaking of which - ever wondered why your chicks are going abroad to get shagged? Or perhaps why your country is so busy sucking american penis? Or why oh why are you so keen on driving on the wrong side of the road? Or why you keep that half dead relic of a monarchy around? Or perhaps why you are the only nation on the planet that speaks utterly massacred English (true story, once asked a chick if she was Swedish and she said "no, English, why?" and by god if that was English then i definitely know my Spanish! lol)? Or perhaps think about your fearless contribution to WW II, or WW I? Ofc there is always all the glorious killing of natives in some poor god forgotten land to be mentioned or the utterly stupid head wear of your honor guards (which actually explains a lot why you've never been able to defeat anyone if he wasn't seriously underdeveloped and tried stopping you by having kittens attempt to lick you to death - as soon as they started throwing sticks and stones you people were in trouble). We could also mention Ireland, but that would be just cruel so we will skip it for now. We will do the same with Falklands. You also inflicted Oasis and Spice Girls upon the world yet i don't hear you taunt anyone with that? And dare i venture into the world of soccer and the colorless stupidity that are British clubs (ill rather not mention the hools too as that is just over-the-top)? Not crying yet? I'm tearing up here just typing this coz i really feel for you and your false sense of self-importance.

Anyway, don't be too proud mate, hyping yourself up to be something you aren't doesn't really do any good.

Anyhow, with the myth of British supremacy out of the way i might as well give them something - their comedy shows are probably that one good thing that spawned from the history of failure they have behind them. I'm guessing they need to vent somewhere and in comedy they really succeed.

So, as we have learned today,  The Soca river is really really cold so if you ever visit the metal camp do NOT jump into it as its just not fun :D

p.s.  i typed this on a typewriter, snail mailed it to a friend in the UK and had him post it under my alias (same way as i play VU - i send punch cards to our computer center in Moscow).

Grumpy old Raistlin

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5/30/2008 11:25:28 PMAir dont tell me you've been there and actually jumped into Soca? :)

haha ofcourse i have xD
it was excellent water for keeping the beer cold tho hehe