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Everyone likes to here quotes, so post yer favorites for everyone to enjoy! YAY!

Rules-..... not much... put the actually quote in quotations.... like so, "One turd in the hand is worth two in the toilet"

-Uhhhhh......... say who said it (say anomynous if not known)

This can include your own quotes dat you have said, so get creative. I'll go first........

"It's better to be pissed off than pissed on" -Family sayin'

"Don't assume, it just makes an ass out of u and me" -Anomynous

"I like pie..."
-Septim

A mountain with a wolf on it stands a little bit higher.
-Russian Proverb
Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
-German Proverb

"Your Momma" -guy in high school not witty enough to make an intelligent response to ribbing

"I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam I Am." -Dr. Suess

"I REALLY like pie!"
-Septim

"one for all, all for one"
-the three musketeers :D

"Pie is really good, I really like meat pies!"
-Septim

"I'd so get high with you"

-Spoon

=)

"Imagine when she will wake up lying in her own vomit and realise she's been using it as a pillow!" - Steven

Make like a tree and get out of here!  -Biff from Back to the Future

"Eating pie is illegal. Capital punishment is recommended."
-Erunion Telcontar.

Mr. Ygdal The Weak Report 11/9/2007 5:48:18 PM

Make like a tree and get out of here!  -Biff from Back to the Future

you mean "Make like a tree and leave?"

"Never underestimate human stupidity" :->

"I think I'm a banana tree" - Freddie Mercury

A single death is a tragedy, are million deaths is a statistic.
Joseph Stalin

The people who cast the votes don't decide an election, the people who count the votes do.
Joseph Stalin

When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use.
Joseph Stalin

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
Theodore Roosevelt 

A nation that destroys it's soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people.
Franklin D. Roosevelt

But while they prate of economic laws, men and women are starving. We must lay hold of the fact that economic laws are not made by nature. They are made by human beings.
Franklin D. Roosevelt


Here is my principle: Taxes shall be levied according to ability to pay. That is the only American principle.
Franklin D. Roosevelt  

"The goal is not to die for your country, but to make the other sorry bastard die for his"                     -Unknown

Mr. Senturu Report 12:54:52 Jul 17th 09

"The goal is not to die for your country, but to make the other sorry bastard die for his"                     -Unknown

General Patton.

'everybodies heard about the bird'

Peter Griffin

Ya, Gawaine, that quote is in Twisted metal 4 if it wasn't used before that...
I would like to say so many things about you that would get me banned.

'I know what you're thinking, did I fire six shots or five, do you feel lucky punk, well do ya?'

Harry Callaghan - Dirty Harry

@ Seloc
Fail at the biff thing.

I really cba reading all of them...stupid serious quotes taking up too much room.

Pengs is probably the best I've seen though.

Did I ask for your opinion? If I wanted the opinion of a mindless uptight jackass with an ego so big it could put Ford to shame, I'll ask. But until then, gtfo.

Just to continue with a few quotes from the funniest man who ever lived. Thank you fish pants II, whoever you are, for starting it,



"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
-Douglas Adams

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
-Douglas Adams

"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri."
-Douglas Adams

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
-Douglas Adams

"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."
-Douglas Adams

"Watch?? I'm gonna pray, man! Know any good religions?"
-Zaphod Beeblebrox (Douglas Adams)

"Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose."
-Douglas Adams

"Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all."
-Douglas Adams

"One of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them: It is a well known fact, that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. Anyone who is capable of getting themselves into a position of power should on no account be allowed to do the job. Another problem with governing people is people."
-Douglas Adams

"To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem."
-Douglas Adams

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001), Arthur Dent in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

(That is where my name came from :D)

"See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only see what you were expecting. Most scientists forget that."
-Douglas Adams

"There is an art, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
-Douglas Adams

"It is known that there is an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the product of a deranged imagination."
-Douglas Adams

"It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end."
-Douglas Adams

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"
-Douglas Adams

"What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your present circumstances seems more likely, consider yourself lucky that it won't be troubling you much longer."
-Douglas Adams

Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.
-Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love (Robert A. Heinlein)