Family History

Lady Swifty

Lived in Era 10 and got 1 heir(s) (Swifty).
Lady Swifty! Oh what a fine lass she was. Having been brought up in the tumbling hillsides of Humpland, as a young child she would often divulge in the country side, spending much time with her beloved native animals...then one day... SeZy stole her shaving kit... She got angry... Sent a horde of Horny Ducks after him and ended up spreading love throughout the world of VU.

TEH END.

Lady Swifty

Lived in Era 11, got 1 heir(s) (Swifty JR) and was a member of Paramount Warring Nobles of Time
Lady Swifty JR! Oh what a even finer lass she was. Having been brought up in the bustling streets of Wubland, as a young child she would often sell crack on street corners, spending much time with her beloved drug addicts...then one day... SeZy stole her thong... She got angry... Sent a horde of Ravaging Ducks after him and ended up spreading her legs throughout the world of VU.

TEH END.