Family History

Mr. Lithos

Lived in Era 25, got 1 heir(s) (Sneezey) and was a member of Diamonds
The story of Lithos is a great one, it is a story o*beep*reat being, the being named Lithos. Many storytellers know not when to begin the story, and I dare not risk any detail in a story this beautiful, so I will opt to start it at the begining, way back 40,000 years ago when Lithos' mother and father first met.

It was in space, on a dark day much like any day in space Lithos' father Mr. Meteor and his mother Ms. Comet first met. Mr. Meteor was of course a meteor and Ms. Comet was, as you may have guessed, a comet. It was taboo for comets and meteors to marry, but Ms. Comet and Mr. Meteor were bound by love. They went on their first date to the cosmic bowling ally, Mr. Meteor bought Ms. comet a hotdog, but he dropped it on the floor in a terrible accident. Mr. Meteor was very embarassed but Ms. Comet knew he ment well and she thought nothing less of him. They had many other dates like this one and grew very close together.

Soon Mr. Meteor and Ms. Comet were married and at the result of some very hot cosmic love, they gave birth to neither a Meteor nor Comet, but in fact a dwarf. The gestation period of a Comet is usually about 12,000 years, but their son was premature and was born after only 10,000. They named him Lithos. Tragically the nursemidwife/astronaut wanted Lithos for herself, the *beep* stole him from his family and forced him into slavery, Lithos eventually freed himself though after a battle will a giant, white-gloved, evil hand (not at all unlike the one on Super Smash Bros. Lithos went on to set the universe free from some very naughty space gangsters.

Thank you for listening to my story, may the spirit of Lithos live inside everyone of us.

Mr. Sneezey

Lived in Era 26 and got 1 heir(s) (The Mighty Hammer).
Sneezey was one of the seven dwarves who lived with Snow White in era 26. White will not admit to it be she always liked Sneezey better then all the other dwarves, especially Grumpy, and on several occasions tried to seduce him.

Mr. The Mighty Hammer

Lived in Era 26, got 1 heir(s) (The Mighty Hammer) and was a member of Templar Crusaders
The Mighty Hammer is a renegade construction worker who just will not take 'no' for an answer.

Mr. The Mighty Hammer

Lived in Era 27, got 1 heir(s) (Game And Watch) and was a member of Templar Crusaders
The Mighty Hammer is one pissed off asphalt layer who just doesn't care.

Mr. Game And Watch

Lived in Era 27, got 1 heir(s) (Auratus) and was a member of Luna Wolves
Beep, beep, boop. Beepbeep beep be bo-beep. Be beep, beep boop beepbeep (be-beep-beep) beep. Boop beep beep beep, beep; boop, beep; boop. Beep, Beep Beep Boop





!!!Luna Wolves!!!

Sir Auratus

Lived in Era 28, got 1 heir(s) (Lithos) and was a member of Nemesis
SIR Auratus is one son-of-a-bitch-of-a-freelance-artist who just refuses to stop.