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Mr. Maynard


Lived in Era 25, got 1 heir(s) (Reznor) and was a member of BACCUS MONKS

And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not."
Me. The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from f-ckin' high school.

Mr. Reznor


Lived in Era 26, got 1 heir(s) (Reznor) and was a member of BACCUS MONKS

Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like the time Dave floated away
See, my heart is pounding
'Cause this shit never happens to me

Mr. Reznor


Lived in Era 26, got 1 heir(s) (Reznor) and was a member of BACCUS MONKS

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Mr. Reznor


Lived in Era 27, got 1 heir(s) (Reznor) and was a member of Carnage

Basic principles of hand-to-hand combat:

1. Be aggressive
2. Keep your eyes on the opponent
3. Distract the opponent
4. Disable or be Disabled

I see what you do I keep on my way through
I'll see what you'll be; what you'll do

5. Vary the attack to fit the situation
6. Turn the defense into an unrelenting attack
7. Feel superior to the opponent, regardless of the latters' size or the evidence of strength

I see what you do I keep on my way through
I'll see what you'll be; what you'll do

You know you will have little time to stop and think, when engaging in hand-to-hand combat.
Therefore, your actions must be automatic. Remember, attack aggressively, with one purpose in mind: To Kill.

Mr. Reznor


Lived in Era 28, got 1 heir(s) (Razor Grinder) and was a member of Carnage

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Mr. Razor Grinder


Lived in Era 29, got 1 heir(s) (Clone XXI) and was a member of Carnage

I hope they cannot see.
The limitless potential.
Living inside of us.
To murder everything.
I hope they cannot see.
We are the great destroyers!

Havoc!!!