Family History
Mr. Lucien Lachance
Lived in Era 27, got 1 heir(s) (Krool Redfang) and was a member of Peacekeeper
The story of my character can be summed up by the words of once of the greatest poets of all time Sir-Mix-A-Lot:
"Baby Got Back"
[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]
Mr. Krool Redfang
Lived in Era 28, got 1 heir(s) (Krool Redfang) and was a member of Peacekeeper
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Mr. Krool Redfang
Lived in Era 28, got 1 heir(s) (Brutus) and was a member of Peacekeeper
Boop!
Mr. Brutus
Lived in Era 29, got 1 heir(s) (Deadpool) and was a member of Peacekeeper
CHIRP!!!!!!
Mr. Deadpool
Lived in Era 30, got 1 heir(s) (Deadpool) and was a member of Peacekeepers
HADOUKEN!¡!¡!¡!
Mr. Deadpool
Lived in Era 31, got 1 heir(s) (Deadpool) and was a member of Peacekeepers
The foul-mouthed mercenary now known as Deadpool was once little more than medical waste, written off as a miscarriage of science and technology by the directors of the Canadian government's enigmatic Weapon X project. Were its name known outside certain highly specialized circles, the black-ops initiative would have boasted a distinguished -- if blood-spattered -- track record. Previously, it's technicians had spawned a number of noteworthy scions -- including the feral Wolverine, maverick mutant adventurer, and the savage Sabretooth, psychotic murder machine. And they had looked forward to an uninterrupted string of successes. Enter Wade Wilson. Diagnosed with cancer, the gun-for-hire left the woman he loved and accepted an unorthodox offer of salvation. Playing upon his hope for a cure, the Weapon X scientists attempted to recreate Wolverine's genetically endowed healing factor through artificial means. Although successful, the Byzantine procedure left Wilson's epidermis and face a horridly callused mess. Considered a failure, he was consigned to a prison laboratory for program rejects. Unable at first to accept his mangled appearance, Wilson slipped into the darkest pit of his soul. He killed several guards and escaped -- dubbing himself "Deadpool," after the facility. Some time later, he re-emerged as one of the world's foremost mercenaries-for-hire.
Mr. Deadpool
Lived in Era 32, got 1 heir(s) (Deadpool) and was a member of Peacekeepers
Its been fun being a Peacekeeper and I look to return one day but now its time to try my hand at bringing HAVOC to the lands of Fantasia with my new kingdom Carnage.
Mr. Deadpool
Lived in Era 32, got 1 heir(s) (Deadpool) and was a member of Carnage
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Mr. Deadpool
Lived in Era 33, got 1 heir(s) (Deadpool) and was a member of Carnage
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Mr. Deadpool
Lived in Era 34, got 1 heir(s) (Deadpool) and was a member of Peacekeepers
Back to the Peacekeepers after my full era with Carnage...it was a great era...finished 22 overall so not too bad. Looking forward to see how this era turns out since we are trying to rebuild PKS.
Sir Deadpool
Lived in Era 35, got 1 heir(s) (Deadpool) and was a member of Peacekeepers
We recruited a lot of new great players into PKS and the rebuild seems to be a success. Looking forward to build on that success again this era.
Sir Deadpool
Lived in Era 36, got 1 heir(s) (Deadpool) and was a member of Peacekeepers
This era I decided to try to run my own kingdom named Vengeance. This let me meet back up with a old friend Death Proof. Also Mingan, Wormdigger, and Blue Warrior decided to come with me from PKS. Lets hope I don't let these guys down and we can have some success here on Zetamania.
Update: Former PKS members Vicarious and Loz was here on Zetamania and accepted my offer to join up with us. Plus we added a lot of new people that I have never got the pleasure of battling along side of. This is turning out to be a exciting new era.
Update: Three members abandoned us in the middle of a battle Between Eastern Union and Fuzzy Little Dragon. Those members being Kexler, Deathstar, and Vicarious. I guess they thought this was a little too tough for them.
Update: Fuzzy Little Dragon has been defeated now and EU disbanded and joined our allies. It looks like we are ready to now move to our next target. I will update our new enemy my next update.
Update: Mystical/Dark attack us and done a pretty good job of knocking us back. ODC tried to come to the rescue but was outnumbered against the Mystical/Dark/Comenius mass map. I will give it to my guys they responded quickly but we were just outnumbered.
Sir Deadpool
Lived in Era 36, got 1 heir(s) (Deadpool) and was a member of Vengeance
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Sir Deadpool
Lived in Era 37, got 1 heir(s) (Deadpool) and was a member of Vengeance
Well they dropped us on Fantasia. Looks like this is going to be a exciting era for my new kingdom. Maybe we can make this the era of Vengeance.
Update: We are fighting Retribution and it seems to be a stalemate at the moment.
Update: We have gained some of our ground back from Retribution. They cannot get through our blocker and are hiding in a small city just a few ticks away from our blocker city. This war has turned into a chess match.
Update: Plague has struck the lands of Fantasia. Everyone is is panic as it keeps spreading and spreading. Even my own magic cannot stop this epidemic that is growing throughout the lands.
Update: I told everyone that I was the man who casted the Plague spell. I got flamed a bit about it. But at least I was honest. I didn't see the other caster stand up with the courage that I did. Oh well I will take the blame and become the most hated man in VU at the moment. As we all know there will be another one next era.
Sir Deadpool
Lived in Era 38, got 1 heir(s) (Deadpool) and was a member of Vengeance
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Sir Deadpool
Lived in Era 38, got 1 heir(s) (Deadpool) and was a member of Vengeance
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Lord Deadpool
Lived in Era 38, got 1 heir(s) (Deadpool) and was a member of War Pigs
Finally back from my time off to see that the kingdom I had put together has fell apart. I found a new home with the War Pigs with some of my old friends from my Peacekeepers days.
Some era finishes:
[Era 26] -- I do not know I quit mid-era
[Era 27] -- 57.Mr. Lucien Lachance
[Era 28] -- 70.Mr. Krool Redfang
[Era 29] -- 97.Mr. Brutus
[Era 30] -- 179.Mr. Deadpool
[Era 31] -- 23.Mr. Deadpool
[Era 32] -- 87.Mr. Deadpool
[Era 33] -- 22.Mr. Deadpool
[Era 34] -- 39.Mr. Deadpool
[Era 35] -- 44.Sir Deadpool
[Era 36] -- 132.Sir Deadpool (dead on Zeta)
[Era 37] -- 144.Sir Deadpool (new complete world rankings)
Well trying out Abydos :-)
Lord Deadpool
Lived in Era 39, got 1 heir(s) (Howard Moon) and was a member of War Pigs
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