Family History
Mr. Landric
Lived in Era 36, got 1 heir(s) (Fifii The Sloress) and was a member of Mystical
After a calm upbringing he was dumped in a world of chaos. Legends say he has troll blood in his line. Surrounded by pretators some fools began digging only to find gold. Others continued southward after promises of greater treasure.
We aganoldged the Vampire Queen as our leader and tried to follow her orders but with so many others from Mystical and even Comenius we just began erecting cities where we could. Mountains of course were prime but as those spots dwindled we decided to settle where we could and grow. Our kingdom grew and with guidance from Hellishholly we retook Hall and held it from Burnt. Our next target of conquest was Elf Fall. It fell.
Our victory spread throughout the era. we expand and took Qe2 from Vengence. Oddessy attacked and declared war against us but we held Elf fall from them and turned them away from qe2. We hope our allies in Mystical grow strong and the NAP with Comenus stands firm.
The Fallen failed to defend Arnor. Watchit lead by Mr. Sandoran The Gifted attacked and plundered Arnor. VICTORY!
Ms. Loz from the Kingdom:Vengeance surrendered. Near Elf Fall. Our forces Diamond deuce split off from the heroes of hall led by Sir Ryan.
defended qe2 from odessy imperial guards 50 thousand troops and took 600 as slaves. put to work down south. Killed Mr. Turigle III The Axe Master's army trying to escape from Noordhorn. When Noordhorn fell to ruble we attacked and crushed the Axe master again. In his place though was Zumps Scout and what a scout it was.50,000 strong. We flee back to qe2 and pray we make it to the walls before this giant awares.
We for us if no more messages come. In a battle against Shuttle III ordered by Mr. Armator Our Topez Travellers lost. Our Topez Travellers successfully defend Extern. First Part of Destruction lead by Mr. Sandoran The Gifted attempted to put Extern under siege. Our Garnish Garnets failed to defend Que II. Anthra Chevalle lead by Sir Mingan attacked and took over Que II
with help from Hellish Holly we retook the mines and decided to join Mystical. We took Sir ryan the quiets lands and trimmed his holdings down so he was able to train many more units. We accepted the rule of Mr Resistance and obey greyfish's orders to send troops and are trying to break the blockers of Oddessy.
ady Hellish Holly cast a spell upon us... Casting Happiness from Vicious Weavers upon Topez Travellers. Coke Zero won a battle against Tent City from Endless Dillyrias. Army of The Southern Cros lead by Sir Ryan The Quiet attacked and took over Sporting Tops B. Bronze Boys lost a battle against Aha from Mr. Sky. The army escaped to Lands End.
The plague in Idle Hands killed 531 peasants, 0 Swordsmen, 0 Hammerthrowers, 0 Axemen, 0 Runemasters and 0 Cavemasters.
# 00:06:44: Our city, Que II has been liberated! Mr. Lord V has freed our people. Bronze Boys lost a battle against Just Stuff II from Mr. Deadordying. In an attack on Mithril Mines lead by Lady Hellish Holly Our Topez Travellers lost 9 Swordsmen, 133 Hammerthrowers, 21 Axemen, 5 Runemasters
Pimps Pissd of all their resources. They had 146787 gold, 455608 stone, 0 tree, 0 food and 0 slaves in the city.
The cavemasters blew up 3200 mines and took aditional 1600000 gold. We have plundered Juggalo City of all their resources. They had 21227483 gold, 10292295 stone, 0 tree, 0 food and 0 slaves in the city. The cavemasters blew up 1900 mines and took aditional 1330000 gold. Insignificant lead by Mr. Dan Our Amber Aces lost 3 Swordsmen.
Job well done.
Ms. Fifii The Sloress
Lived in Era 37, got 1 heir(s) (Tuff Nuff) and was a member of Mystical
Hey what's up peeps? Daddy did well but I'm screwed. Started with Dark like he said but we got short sticked. landing beside noobgods and retribution. They took all our cities and made us into slaves. I've escaped the empire and travelled North with some hobgoblins.
Everything seems lost. Even the scout I sent to the end of the world died on the damn bridge before being able to cross. At least I razed everything so Daddy will be proud. They got nothing off me but skid marks.
Saint Tuff Nuff
Lived in Era 37, got 1 heir(s) (Lucises Lavour Leon) and was a member of Dark
marching south. Established the Nail colonies. wiped out bio with holly and Vampire Queen. Have armies scattered across the relm. Became sainted.
returned to our ancenstor's fanta relm. got destroyed on fanta again. underestimated their defence. godlike nubs and Ret are well established. retreated back to starta and continued developing towns. Many blockers were established and most troops were sent to the south t oprepare for another attack. Monkey and ryan stood against the invaders and whoop led us to fanta again.
Back on starta propisa and odesssey fought all along dark cities. I now have a small core on valhalla. Bio and heaven seem greatest threats. Bio have declared a Ceasefire and Legacy have been mostly wiped out. Heaven and Velocity are now attacking and I must regretfully retreat Southward to face the backstabbing kingdom of Freedom Fighters. Fighting Freedom indeed. They betray our trust and destroy our advances.
FF continue to march through the PKS core. Some of our cities have been retaken though and more of our troops are now turning their attention wesward to reclaim our losses. the era is ending I fear and we still fight on hoping for enough forces.
Delium, King and others have bee ngreat friends. Sun and whoop and greybeard led us on the field well.
Saint Lucises Lavour Leon
Lived in Era 38, got 1 heir(s) (Lockedup Larry) and was a member of Dark
unable to build due to crowding we ran the army north and thought we found a nice spot but were deceived. The trees tricked us.
We hate them and will cut them and their cousins down eternally. Trees are the enemy.
After much whinging and building we were visited by our sworn enemies freedom force. they came from the east and scared us. Just as our battle against YUM went bad we were further attacked by IPF.
Our allies Mayham declared on FF and rebirth finally decided to weigh in and repel IPF. The long fight with spegetti ended and we grew close knowing that feirce warriors both kingdoms are.
a splinter group shadow assassins are but a footnote in this era but held some of our old dear friends. Predators and fate destroyed them as Yum shared in the spoils. Now our greatest adversary elementals has invaded though our border with rebirth. Their theft of our cities shall not be forgotten.
Prised took over as leader. Him and a few others put the boots to rebirth. Mayham flowed in and their cities burn. I'm holding off the MAD armies and retreated to fortify our southern borders. Grave has also attacked from the south and our forces stand firm. All of our losses have been repaid in spades. Long live DARK!!!
Mr. Lockedup Larry
Lived in Era 39, got 1 heir(s) (Bourn Captivity) and was a member of Dark
established Kirkbride. expansion planned.
Ms. Bourn Captivity
Lived in Era 39, got 1 heir(s) (Transgender Affliction) and was a member of Dark
heh. Dad's time on Starta was short lived. tried to blitz the opponents. ended up with 1500 soldiers against 5000. should have stayed in that day. Things went from bad to worse with confusion and accidental mishaps.
Devastators took all our cities and Kingdom has disolved.
~ we are bacccccck!!
With our invisible giant ants our armies are spreadin across the world. We have a sneaky suspicion that Devistators are on their last legs. the cities they have taken from us have disappeared. We assume they are gone invisible too and once they realise the grounds were cursed they will flee their core.
Some of us have fled but the less parinotd of us patients remain. Our death threats seem to have been taken well. Also our meds.
Ms. Transgender Affliction
Lived in Era 39, got 1 heir(s) (Doc Bolger) and was a member of Dark
yay nivarna! is this the after life?
doesn't seem all it is cracked up to me. established a little mine and sending out crossed dressers all over the world.
sellin food. the prices here suck.
BIO have built on our side of the river. Their concept of core seems to extent and include where we have been dropped. You'd think with only 3 big kingdoms there would be enough space for us to build a mine or something.
Seems TAK are coming to their rescue. The Allied Kings are really great allies. Blaming CRAZY for starting a war by sending our scouts out of our towns. Real hospitable territory.
Hospital I mean. I need my pills.
Our farmers spread out across the lands seeing Insane assylm put to the torch. Our Orc brothers though stand against BIO and rumours of other kingdoms joining us may be proven true.
Long live the resistance to trynany. And Sanity.
TAK have taken our core. Dorian knights say they don't want to gang up on small kingdoms but they are. Also Devastators are coming. Hmm. New core built and Dorian knights are destroying it.
Now TAK and BIO are coming. Maybe the 3 of them can have a good fight. Too bad no one NAPed us. Can only hope they all kill one another eventually. Wish we could have put up more of a fight but when 4 larger kingdoms all attack you not much of a chance. RESPAWN!! our battle cry.
Ms. Doc Bolger
Lived in Era 39, got 1 heir(s) (Loony Goatsin Nursing) and was a member of Insane Asylum
General Zondervan seems a good sort and shares our hatred of Dorian Knights and especially The Allied Kings.
Our core is getting established. Newcomers Throatslasher and Doonruiner really add a lot of energy to our side. Psycho Pathic and Ravin Lunatic are hard at it and Mr. Manic too. Era seems to be looking up.
We are friendly with Spegetti and Lightning dust. New recruit Throat slasher has become a real tenacious orderlie. Him and Blackheart are heating up the battle feild and raiding Mr. Killer's super city. we haven't been victorious yet but have rallied the troops and more gather daily. New towns and new allies make this era look much better than the first 20 days.
A little diversion with Mr. Midge has drawn my attention and after 60 battles I have grown to be most fearsome. The wolves are coming from the south!! heh LD made quick work of them.
Killer has joined us. Chicken and fries got us involved in a little matter concerning Teutontic knights. Seems they thought our agreement with the Knights of Imperium applied to them. Guess not.
looks like Haven and Native people are growing. Wonder how the DE invasion will play out. DE have landed on Valentine and nic but battle rages on above against spud and fruit and veggies. rebirth are invading.
they are looking glory but we are standin firm. most of our outlining areas have fallen. they are gettin closer to our core. YUM opened a blocker under Ademo and juicy are coming in again. can never trust other kingdoms to keep our enemies out.
LD are fighting bravely except for Paracelzus and Gawaine of the Legion who left and seemed to work something out with Rebirth. Hate kingdom hoppers. Divine Grandmaster Corollin of the Dark Empire is a real piece of work. lol he seems to have been able to get on rebirth's good side.
almsot forgot to mention iggy. what a funny guy. was real worried I'd attack him then I did becasue he pestered me about my gatees so much.
Oh and Mr. Reborn Himanil V is just as much a twat as the rest of those neubs. At least the A team and Mr. One had the right idea. YUM can not be trusted.