Family History
Mr. Kilroy
Lived in Era 34, got 1 heir(s) (Kilroy Moistbottom) and was a member of Retribution
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Mr. Kilroy Moistbottom
Lived in Era 35, got 1 heir(s) (Kilroy Mcjigglybottom) and was a member of Retribution
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Mr. Kilroy Mcjigglybottom
Lived in Era 36, got 1 heir(s) (Kilroy Mcsuckybottom) and was a member of Retribution
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Mr. Kilroy Mcsuckybottom
Lived in Era 36, got 1 heir(s) (Kilroy Killface) and was a member of Retribution
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Mr. Kilroy Killface
Lived in Era 36, got 1 heir(s) (Kilroy) and was a member of Retribution
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Mr. Kilroy
Lived in Era 36, got 1 heir(s) (Kilroy Pineapplepants) and was a member of Retribution
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Mr. Kilroy Pineapplepants
Lived in Era 37, got 1 heir(s) (Kilroy Kissinger) and was a member of Retribution
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Mr. Kilroy Kissinger
Lived in Era 38, got 1 heir(s) (Kilroy Killinger) and was a member of Retribution
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Mr. Kilroy Killinger
Lived in Era 39, got 1 heir(s) (Kilroy Coitus) and was a member of Retribution
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Mr. Kilroy Coitus
Lived in Era 39, got 1 heir(s) (Kilroy Mcmurphy) and was a member of Abydos
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Mr. Kilroy Mcmurphy
Lived in Era 40, got 1 heir(s) (Kilroy Daehen) and was a member of Abydos
I walk through the forests of my homeland. A novel smell assaults my nostrils and piques my interest: prey.
I stride in the shadows, feeling driven; pulled. I couldn't stop myself if I wanted, too, though in truth, I don't want to.
Moving forward, my breathing becomes unsteady, my balance off-kilter. I'm getting closer. My steady stride breaks into an enthusiastic trot. It's difficult to maintain control.
My vision blurs for a moment. Blinking and rubbing, it slowly comes into focus. The only thing in sight is prey. I take note not to be heard, noticed. I slide behind a tree and circle around.
My steps are calm, my mind cool, my movements calculated.
I come in from behind and extend my steady palms, almost unable to bear the pressure.
I make contact and feel something give way. A subtle snap. A collapse of weight.
Finished.
Mr. Kilroy Daehen
Lived in Era 41, got 1 heir(s) (Kilroy Kuranes) and was a member of Rebirth
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Mr. Kilroy Kuranes
Lived in Era 42, got 1 heir(s) (Kilroy Pickman) and was a member of Hot Inactive Veterans
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Mr. Kilroy Pickman
Lived in Era 43, got 1 heir(s) (Kilroy West) and was a member of Hot Inactive Veterans
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Mr. Kilroy West
Lived in Era 44 and got 1 heir(s) (Kilroy Pilgrim).
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Mr. Kilroy Pilgrim
Lived in Era 45, got 1 heir(s) (Kilroy) and was a member of cool ass kingdom
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Mr. Kilroy
Lived in Era 46, got 1 heir(s) (Yorlik) and was a member of cool ass kingdom
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Mr. Yorlik
Lived in Era 46, got 1 heir(s) (Kilroy Selby) and was a member of Cool ass kingdom
I used to be inactive,
Once upon a dread blue moon.
I think I will be today,
For it shan't change anytime soon.
And come tomorrow,
Still inactive it seems I shall be.
Into the future and beyond,
Inactive for all eternity.
Mr. Kilroy Selby
Lived in Era 47, got 1 heir(s) (Kilroy Arctor) and was a member of Music
Hey. Wake up.
Hmm?
It's time. We're ready.
We?
Yes...it's about to begin.
It's been too long. I'm glad.
I suspect you hunger. Yes?
Oh Lord, I starve.
Mr. Kilroy Arctor
Lived in Era 47, got 1 heir(s) (Kilroy) and was a member of Music
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Mr. Kilroy
Lived in age 3 of Zetamania, got 1 heir(s) (Kilroy Mathers) and was a member of Music
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Mr. Kilroy Mathers
Lived in age 3 of Zetamania, got 1 heir(s) (Somnambulist) and was a member of Music
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Mr. Somnambulist
Lived in Era 47, got 1 heir(s) (Ignoramoose) and was a member of Music
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