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Mr. Search For Yurop


Lived in age 0 of Tutorial X, got 1 heir(s) (John Burnside) and was a member of The Scientists

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Mr. John Burnside


Lived in age 6 of Valhalla, got 1 heir(s) (Justin Bieber) and was a member of The Scientists

John Burnside is seeking Yurop with his trusty teleidoscope in hand.

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John's Journal, entry One
Hark! I have discovered the lost colony! The people are a strange one, one could relate them to an outer worlder, or a Moon Man. Tomorrow I shall make way and open communications with them.

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John's Journal, entry Two
Hark! I have opened communications with these strange people. They have a cavemanesque quality to them... I shall call them "Yuropeeins". They show great hospitality despite the backwards state of their society. Oh if only Franky Roosevelt were here to witness this for himself!

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Johns Journal, entry Three
Hark! Offered a bed for the night I was! While it was quite uncomfortable (there is no padding, so I slumber on bare branches), it sure beat sleeping on ship planks. Oh, did I mention there's no longer a seasick deckhand sleeping above me! Joy!

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Johns Journal, entry Four
Hark! Today I showed these people how to tunnel for resources. Their bards wrote many songs in my honour that will be sang for ages to come.

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Johns Journal, entry Five
Huzzah! Today my men helped these people expand into their surroundings. Many cheap houses were built, allowing for many more people to spawn children. My plot is growing fruit! Soon I will have my own ancient colony under my command to do my bidding!

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Johns Journal, entry Six
The Moon Men still haven't put John Burnside in a coveted position of high power over the colony.