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Fant era 55
02:15:07 May 6th 18 - Mr. Fecker:

You will be visiting the big sleep soon


02:22:00 May 6th 18 - Mr. Mattathia:

fight sleepless nerd Fecker so boring put Mattathia to sleep very quickfast


you will never get fight the egypts or the antidrugs, will spend all era get beat up by me and only take more lose troop and wreckage


02:42:01 May 6th 18 - Mr. Fecker:

when you were a little twat, did you get dropped a lot? or is your mental retardation the result of too many winkies in the poop shoot?


11:20:59 May 6th 18 - Mr. Mattathia:

Why you think Mattathia have hit head? Because he is not english good? Not all are from English first from land of England, shithead. You are drop from birth onto ugly tree, try to land anus first but hit head on every single branch as land.


Why you say Mattathia is the homoghey? When Mattathia spwan with 3 men Mattathia kill all men, even when most poweful and fearsome. When Fecker spawn with 3 men he form circle to assist the penor and call it Kingdom.

Why Fecker so butthurt at Mattathia? Is because Mattathia pound the Fecker in the butt all era long?

Mattathia know die eventually, but Noobtasia will remember powerful fearsome great Mattathia.


11:22:42 May 6th 18 - Mr. Fecker:

No, just a clown is all that will be remembered.


11:26:56 May 6th 18 - Mr. Mattathia:

No, nobody is remember you, Ronald Macdonald.


11:34:26 May 6th 18 - Mr. Fecker:

shut up moron and go find a different movie character to learn english from.. Jar Jar is a clown and so are you.


00:04:30 May 7th 18 - Mr. Uwer:

"Ronald Macdonald" lol



This is the funniest shit I have read in a long ass time


11:46:25 May 7th 18 - Bran (Mr. Bran):

you should read more


12:03:22 May 7th 18 - Mr. Mattathia:

lord of dragon not take advice from Mr. Brain, Mr. Brainn is little girlyboy. Not do battle on noobtasia in first 23 of day, maybe too much of the read.


20:14:26 May 8th 18 - Mr. Crownkiller X:

02:42:01 May 6th 18 - Mr. Fecker:

when you were a little twat, did you get dropped a lot? or is your mental retardation the result of too many winkies in the poop shoot?



Sorry Cant stop laughing every time i read this .....more button bashing required keep up the good work. 

:P


20:15:47 May 8th 18 - Mr. Crownkiller X:

Maps gone a little quiet? 


who chess move is next?


20:40:01 May 8th 18 - Sir Moon Shine:

02:42:01 May 6th 18 - Mr. Fecker:

when you were a little twat, did you get dropped a lot? or is your mental retardation the result of too many winkies in the poop shoot?



- Sounds like someone is watching a little too much Teletubbies + Barny the 'Touch little kids' Dinosaur here

22:18:17 May 8th 18 - Mr. Fecker:

You sound like the result of an encounter between your uncle's winkadink to your dads poopshoot... moonbutt


23:27:22 May 8th 18 - Mr. Mattathia:

See how all are laugh at you little clownboy Ronald?


Even Moonman who is drunk on fluid of men is look at you with disappoint.

Mr Clownkiller (who is not kill Fecker clown)- none on Noobtasia are make chess move. All are too noob for chess- only make checkers move.


23:35:28 May 8th 18 - Mr. Fecker:

shut up jar-jar twat


23:42:39 May 8th 18 - Mr. Mattathia:

Mattathia have stick like wookie, Fecker have brain like wookie and stick like ewok.


23:46:44 May 8th 18 - Mr. Fecker:

Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye 
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine 
'Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie 
I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie


02:30:16 May 9th 18 - Mr. Mattathia:

Mattathia give all enemy The Bad Touch


04:45:22 May 9th 18 - Captain Rance:

Get off my lawn!


04:47:02 May 9th 18 - Mr. Butha The Butcher:


11:52:42 May 9th 18 - Mr. Mattathia:

All of the Noobtasia is lawn of Mattathia, Captain Rance strong grass of hundred of thousand of ooga booga bowboys


11:55:34 May 9th 18 - Mr. Fecker:

This is proof that stupid and cockroaches do survive.


12:02:13 May 9th 18 - Mr. Mattathia:

Yes Fecker you are proof that both


12:07:21 May 9th 18 - Mr. Fecker:

When you were circumcised, they threw the best part of you away.


12:56:05 May 9th 18 - Mr. Mattathia:

you already use this line in message, is on page 1 of thread


When you were lobotomized, they threw the worst part of you away.


13:13:14 May 9th 18 - Mr. Fecker:

thus its a very important fact, and you should go find the best part of yourself, and leave that to play for you. 


16:45:56 May 9th 18 - Lord Caedus:

Image result for Yawn meme


17:00:30 May 9th 18 - Mr. Mattathia:

you are visit the big sleep?


17:02:10 May 9th 18 - Bran (Mr. Bran):

mattathia are you foreign or down syndromed?


17:04:50 May 9th 18 - Mr. Fecker:

Pity killing him in game didn't shut him up of the forums.


17:05:04 May 9th 18 - Mr. Mattathia:

Mattathia ask himself the same when he is see the Mr. Bran

Fecker you are ass sore from Mattathia big stick, slaughter on battlefield and forum.


The Mr Brainn is better watch mouth before Mattathia come with big stick into little egyptboy core


20:12:03 May 9th 18 - Captain Rance:

Slaves are needed to cover for training my populations...


We also took 11117 of their peasants for slaves!

So thats cool.

They had 58118295 gold, 10346572 stone, 9318063 tree, 3812044 food

Wait wut.

...

This is going to be awkward explaining...


21:21:55 May 9th 18 - Mr. Uwer:

I've put Caedus to sleep.

He is sleeping for a week now.


22:08:41 May 9th 18 - Mr. Mattathia:

Which noob is make feed to Rance?

If Mattathia is know Rance 68 million of the goldstones is mean 136 thousand more of the ooga booga bowboys


22:17:02 May 9th 18 - Captain Rance:

Or... I could buy more mages... for more locusts... *cough*


18:08:22 May 10th 18 - Lord Caedus:

I was more yawning at the flame wars happening - pretty much every post is the same. 


But yeah - congrats Uwer - you decimated me! haha


00:19:23 May 11th 18 - Mr. Uwer:

I've lost a 32 days full prep with 96% chance. 

Dice was 97.b3llshyt.

Nice fight anyways, Albas.


02:04:33 May 12th 18 - Mr. Crownkiller X:

Respect ^^


12:55:46 May 12th 18 - Captain Rance:


For the record
Message to Mr. Mattathia
You (5/11/2018 5:09:12 PM)
Is there no chance of you getting off of me?

I did ask nicely before all those earthquakes.

Let the games begin:

Which will last longer?

Your income/army or my mages/luck?

Edit:
That amount of wood should last you an additional 9 or so ticks though... If anyone buys it.


04:02:02 May 13th 18 - Mr. Mattathia:

Mattathia is lose on the 82 dice, very unluck!


Era became very boring haha


04:02:02 May 13th 18 - Mr. Mattathia:

Mattathia is lose on the 82 dice, very unluck!


Era become very boring few days ago


04:08:33 May 13th 18 - Mr. Fecker:

you lost cause you a fecking idiot


04:14:30 May 13th 18 - Mr. Mattathia:

No that why you lose hundreds of thousand of the slave and get beat away


I lose because Rance never leave dungeon and always the online like Fecker who Mattathia butt pound. Mattathia not the online to make two attack on the 60 of dice (the dice that noob fecker get lucker and lose on then make complain), but Mattathia not noob who make hit on 60 anyways.

Mattathia decide to make roll on the 82 of dice for kill blow on stubborn Rance but get unlucker, such is the life.

Well fought when fought was happen, Mattathia get ready to big sleep in city until next era and hope he spawn on you (or spawn on fearsome ruler to kill again).


04:22:50 May 13th 18 - Captain Rance:

I'd rather not repeat what happened this era...


04:27:23 May 13th 18 - Mr. Mattathia:

The unprotection time is the fun, very battle and funtime.

Battle is the funtime.


Time ahead is no battle time, very nofun.


01:47:43 May 15th 18 - Captain Rance:

Very unfortunate.


Biggest miscalculation on my part was not knowing peasants apparently died before soldiers do.

I had just gotten back to 99% production as well...

GGWP


02:03:48 May 15th 18 - Mr. Mattathia:

gg well fought


09:37:43 May 15th 18 - Captain Rance:

Just for future reference, under what circumstances to peasants die in battle?


Because 100% of my peasants died while on;y 30ish% of my troops died. That resulted in my production going down and being unable to train more mages for locusts.

Would it be worth it to place spare peasants in an army while someone is camping on you or would they also die in battle?


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